Post by The Dynasty on Jul 30, 2023 2:03:54 GMT -5
At The Show
Chaz: “Hello th…”
Paul clears his throat loudly and interrupts Chaz while stepping into camera view.
[Sinclair] “Whoa, hold on. Chaz is it? Listen, before you humiliate yourself on live TV, just give me the microphone and just leave. I’ll…I’ll do this thank you (slowly nudging him out of camera view, Chaz hands off the microphone and exits as Paul looks into the camera). Seriously? That’s one of your backstage interviewers? Where’s he from? (Looking at the cameraman as a muffled voice is heard) South Africa? (Looking in the direction he left) Sala kahle (translated “Bye Bye” in Zulu).
I swear that guy looks like Trevor, but anyway, so this is Rise (he looks around)? I see a lot of red but I won’t get political. Instead I’ll talk about the red that will be flowing tonight and no I’m not talking about that time of month for Dick Trickle either. This is a TLC match so are we sure Colossus can even climb a ladder? Look, I don’t want to bury these guys because when you hear them talk they’ll do that on their own”.
Blake Anderson arrives.
[B. Anderson] “Paul, I was on the phone with Bella and had to go around…(Blake sees the camera and stops). We’re doing this now? (Blake sighs). Look, it’s real easy, Colossus you big pile of shit, between me and Trent, you’re going to shed some of that four-hundred and fifty pounds. Hell boy, you call yourself a gorilla? Unlucky for you that tonight starts hunting season for big game but I promise you this ain’t no game. And Trent, we’ve crossed paths before but you might not remember but after tonight, you won’t remember tonight. Colossus, you can thank the zoo keeper for forgetting to lock your cage to be here tonight and Trent, there's not enough time to...”.
Paul interrupts.
[Sinclair] “Blake, don’t be so modest. You know much more will happen to them but we have two men who are complete opposites of each other but they’re in this match because like everyone in this company is soon to find out that you are a threat. Management had two things in mind for tonight. One, they put you in this match because just maybe you can carry these two jokes so they have a decent match and two, because sure the main event is a title match so seeing how you don’t have a title (pause) yet (pause) here’s what we’re going to do, we’re going to put you in this spot that’s like the main event just not the main event.
What I don’t get though, why a TLC match? Wouldn’t you think a ladder is used to climb to get something”?
Blake walks Paul off camera explaining to him even while Paul is asking, “but why a ladder”?
Chaz: “Hello th…”
Paul clears his throat loudly and interrupts Chaz while stepping into camera view.
[Sinclair] “Whoa, hold on. Chaz is it? Listen, before you humiliate yourself on live TV, just give me the microphone and just leave. I’ll…I’ll do this thank you (slowly nudging him out of camera view, Chaz hands off the microphone and exits as Paul looks into the camera). Seriously? That’s one of your backstage interviewers? Where’s he from? (Looking at the cameraman as a muffled voice is heard) South Africa? (Looking in the direction he left) Sala kahle (translated “Bye Bye” in Zulu).
I swear that guy looks like Trevor, but anyway, so this is Rise (he looks around)? I see a lot of red but I won’t get political. Instead I’ll talk about the red that will be flowing tonight and no I’m not talking about that time of month for Dick Trickle either. This is a TLC match so are we sure Colossus can even climb a ladder? Look, I don’t want to bury these guys because when you hear them talk they’ll do that on their own”.
Blake Anderson arrives.
[B. Anderson] “Paul, I was on the phone with Bella and had to go around…(Blake sees the camera and stops). We’re doing this now? (Blake sighs). Look, it’s real easy, Colossus you big pile of shit, between me and Trent, you’re going to shed some of that four-hundred and fifty pounds. Hell boy, you call yourself a gorilla? Unlucky for you that tonight starts hunting season for big game but I promise you this ain’t no game. And Trent, we’ve crossed paths before but you might not remember but after tonight, you won’t remember tonight. Colossus, you can thank the zoo keeper for forgetting to lock your cage to be here tonight and Trent, there's not enough time to...”.
Paul interrupts.
[Sinclair] “Blake, don’t be so modest. You know much more will happen to them but we have two men who are complete opposites of each other but they’re in this match because like everyone in this company is soon to find out that you are a threat. Management had two things in mind for tonight. One, they put you in this match because just maybe you can carry these two jokes so they have a decent match and two, because sure the main event is a title match so seeing how you don’t have a title (pause) yet (pause) here’s what we’re going to do, we’re going to put you in this spot that’s like the main event just not the main event.
What I don’t get though, why a TLC match? Wouldn’t you think a ladder is used to climb to get something”?
Blake walks Paul off camera explaining to him even while Paul is asking, “but why a ladder”?
