Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2023 18:37:19 GMT -5
“Owwwwww!”
Is the first thing that rings out as Skittlez holds up an arm in defense as his mother, Mrs. Pinklethorn swats a newspaper at him repeatedly.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: How many times have I told you that a gentleman doesn’t put his hands on a lady?!
She swats at him again as he retreats, still holding up his arm.
Skittlez: Mom, it's my job! It’s a wrestling match!
She swats him again and again, growing more agitated in her fervor.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: And to do those … those awful, sinful gestures to that poor woman … I want you out of my house! OUT!
Skittlez is absolutely clueless as to what his mother was angry about now and what she was saying.
Skittlez: Mom! I didn’t do anything, stop!
Finally, Mr. Pinklethorn intervenes as he takes the newspaper away from his wife.
Mr. Pinklethorn:Alright Gladys … you’ve made your point. Let the boy be. It’ll do him some good to get some attention from the ladies. Let’s just go inside and calm down.
Gladys turns to her husband in a huff and shakes her head at him.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: Honestly Harold … you condone this?! Ugh!
She storms off into the house with her husband following behind, now with his own issues of being in the doghouse.
This wasn’t how things were supposed to be. This wasn’t what was supposed to happen. Skittlez had just come home with a phat check for his first match and victory and this was supposed to make his parents proud. Instead, he was being scalded for having the match and even worse, for something he was unaware of. He had not a clue as to what his mother was talking about with the “gestures” she referred to. Clearly they’d seen his match so he retreats to his room in the garage and begins scouring the internet to find out what his mother was so angry about. It doesn’t take long for the hits to start popping up.
Skittlez: What the …
Such headlines as “Rapper/Wrestler sexually assaults female opponent in match conclusion” and “Skittlez dry humps Destiny LOL” are some of the things that pop up right away. Skittlez looks on in HORROR as he reads the hateful, negative comments.
Skittlez: WHAT?! Th… that didn’t happen!
After various articles and videos there is only ONE which breaks down correctly what actually happened. From a youtube user “truthseeker101”. This user plays the match ending in slow motion and breaks down what happened.
Truthseeker101: You see here he goes for the cover … and watch, she’s already struggling a bit. Now, watch him pin the legs back for more leverage, again she tries to wriggle free for the kickout and notice it is HER movements that create that alleged “humping” motion. Skittlez is merely pinning her down for the count. There is no humping … it was simply Destiny trying to kick out.
Unfortunately for Skittlez, the videos calling him a sexual deviant were ten times more popular than this one. Now absolutely dismayed at what has been going around, Skittlez leaves his computer and staggers outside, confused and hopeless. Unable to fathom why this was happening. All he wanted to do was earn some money to fund his album. As he obliviously walks around in his driveway, his daze is broken by perhaps the most annoying voice in the universe. It belongs to Frankie Faulkner, his fifteen year old neighbor from down the street who was about as nerdy as they come and a superfan of all things wrestling. He was also Skittlez’ best friend. Yes, a fifteen year old was his best friend.
Frankie: Duuuuude! That match was sick! Tell me you did it …. Come on man, tell me you did. That’s soooo awesome!
Skittlez looks at his much younger counterpart and shakes his head.
Skittlez: No! I ain’t did dat shit bruh. I don’t know why they tryna make it out like dat.
Frankie: Damn …. But still, duuuuude, it’s still sick that everyone thinks you did. I mean they just put on OCW.com that Destiny wants a rematch with you because of it. Bro you gotta call her out! You’re gonna, right?
Skittlez shakes his head vehemently.
Skittlez: Absolutely not! Imma apologize because that’s the right thing to do.
Frankie jumps up and down in protest of this.
Frankie: No dude! That never works. If you deny it and apologize, they'll think you did it anyway.
Frankie pauses.
Frankie: And besides, there’s no limits in battle rap. They think you did it so let em’. Do you think Biggie and Tupac apologized for what they said about each other? Even if it wasn’t true, it didn’t matter because people believed it.
Skittlez gives Frankie a questionable look.
Skittlez: Are you really tryna say I should act like I did some shit when I didn’t just for some clout bruh?
Frankie: Like I said, it doesn’t matter what you did or didn’t do. People believe it. Dude you GOTTA hit her hard or you gonna look weak. They already convicted you online … you might as well just roll with it and show her what’s up.
This weighs heavy on Skittlez over the next few days as he prepares to head to Biloxi, Mississippi. One of the perks of his working for OCW was their production, which allowed him to live out his dream of creating a music video. This of course was part of the promotional material for his matches, but nonetheless, he was able to freestyle and record it for the world to see. As a result of the ongoing drama he was involved in, this is the result.
“All’s Fair In True Love and Battle Rap” - Skittlez
OCW Records 2023
The video opens with Skittlez jumping and waving in front of the camera in a very excitable way.
“Hey there, over here! Hello?! Hi … Destiny
I was just wonderin', Why are you so damn obsessed with me?
You already tasted the rainbow, why you still out here testin’ me?
Let’s see … you out here screamin’ “he was molestin’ me”
Yet why they ain’t out here arrestin’ me?
Rematch? Whatchu lookin for, best of three?
You less than me, it’s the attention dat you be cravin’
But you out here misbehavin’, rantin' and ravin'
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and this video be worth savin’.
The music video airs footage from the ending of the match to show Skittlez covering Destiny and that it was Destiny’s body moving underneath him and not his own making the motions.
“Now notice dat my hips remained in line
While Destiny’s were the ones swaying side to side
Doing the grind, her body with mine
Layin' there supine. Missed it? We can rewind.
She loved every single second I was on her during this time.
Yo girl, let me ask you, did you tell Ben?
That you been sliding into my DMs
Every night in the PM
Wanting to meet on the weekend
Destiny that is cheatin’
Really you is a heathen.
And this match isn't worth repeatin’
Amped up? Are you really pissed off over ya loss?
I don’t buy it, that isn’t the reason at all.
This is embarrassin’, and I’m really startin’ to feel bad
You wanna lay in dat position again, so you can be wit a real man.
Still mad? Okay, no problem we can fix it
I’m really done wit dis nitwit, she started dis shit to begin with
Story ain’t just fallin’ apart it’s fables, just a pretend myth
And now I'm the one who needs to defend this?
Destiny believe me, I never wanted to trouble you
I was fine just walking away wit the W
Wasn’t giving this program another view
It’s not my fault that Ben isn’t in love wit you
Enough’s enough, you shoulda known when to stop
Don’t worry, this time tell Ben he can watch.
Skittlez winks at the camera as he hits this line.
Poor child, you wish my verses was more mild
Was born wild, and my lyrics are pure style
You sure riled, but you missed it by four miles
You like the Maze Runner and this is The Scorch Trials.
The verse finishes and Skittlez removes his headset. He’s fired up and looks at the camera as the music video information once again flashes in the bottom left of the screen.
Skittlez: Yo Destiny … see you in Biloxi.
He winks and blows a kiss at the camera.
End feed.
Is the first thing that rings out as Skittlez holds up an arm in defense as his mother, Mrs. Pinklethorn swats a newspaper at him repeatedly.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: How many times have I told you that a gentleman doesn’t put his hands on a lady?!
She swats at him again as he retreats, still holding up his arm.
Skittlez: Mom, it's my job! It’s a wrestling match!
She swats him again and again, growing more agitated in her fervor.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: And to do those … those awful, sinful gestures to that poor woman … I want you out of my house! OUT!
Skittlez is absolutely clueless as to what his mother was angry about now and what she was saying.
Skittlez: Mom! I didn’t do anything, stop!
Finally, Mr. Pinklethorn intervenes as he takes the newspaper away from his wife.
Mr. Pinklethorn:Alright Gladys … you’ve made your point. Let the boy be. It’ll do him some good to get some attention from the ladies. Let’s just go inside and calm down.
Gladys turns to her husband in a huff and shakes her head at him.
Mrs. Pinklethorn:: Honestly Harold … you condone this?! Ugh!
She storms off into the house with her husband following behind, now with his own issues of being in the doghouse.
This wasn’t how things were supposed to be. This wasn’t what was supposed to happen. Skittlez had just come home with a phat check for his first match and victory and this was supposed to make his parents proud. Instead, he was being scalded for having the match and even worse, for something he was unaware of. He had not a clue as to what his mother was talking about with the “gestures” she referred to. Clearly they’d seen his match so he retreats to his room in the garage and begins scouring the internet to find out what his mother was so angry about. It doesn’t take long for the hits to start popping up.
Skittlez: What the …
Such headlines as “Rapper/Wrestler sexually assaults female opponent in match conclusion” and “Skittlez dry humps Destiny LOL” are some of the things that pop up right away. Skittlez looks on in HORROR as he reads the hateful, negative comments.
Skittlez: WHAT?! Th… that didn’t happen!
After various articles and videos there is only ONE which breaks down correctly what actually happened. From a youtube user “truthseeker101”. This user plays the match ending in slow motion and breaks down what happened.
Truthseeker101: You see here he goes for the cover … and watch, she’s already struggling a bit. Now, watch him pin the legs back for more leverage, again she tries to wriggle free for the kickout and notice it is HER movements that create that alleged “humping” motion. Skittlez is merely pinning her down for the count. There is no humping … it was simply Destiny trying to kick out.
Unfortunately for Skittlez, the videos calling him a sexual deviant were ten times more popular than this one. Now absolutely dismayed at what has been going around, Skittlez leaves his computer and staggers outside, confused and hopeless. Unable to fathom why this was happening. All he wanted to do was earn some money to fund his album. As he obliviously walks around in his driveway, his daze is broken by perhaps the most annoying voice in the universe. It belongs to Frankie Faulkner, his fifteen year old neighbor from down the street who was about as nerdy as they come and a superfan of all things wrestling. He was also Skittlez’ best friend. Yes, a fifteen year old was his best friend.
Frankie: Duuuuude! That match was sick! Tell me you did it …. Come on man, tell me you did. That’s soooo awesome!
Skittlez looks at his much younger counterpart and shakes his head.
Skittlez: No! I ain’t did dat shit bruh. I don’t know why they tryna make it out like dat.
Frankie: Damn …. But still, duuuuude, it’s still sick that everyone thinks you did. I mean they just put on OCW.com that Destiny wants a rematch with you because of it. Bro you gotta call her out! You’re gonna, right?
Skittlez shakes his head vehemently.
Skittlez: Absolutely not! Imma apologize because that’s the right thing to do.
Frankie jumps up and down in protest of this.
Frankie: No dude! That never works. If you deny it and apologize, they'll think you did it anyway.
Frankie pauses.
Frankie: And besides, there’s no limits in battle rap. They think you did it so let em’. Do you think Biggie and Tupac apologized for what they said about each other? Even if it wasn’t true, it didn’t matter because people believed it.
Skittlez gives Frankie a questionable look.
Skittlez: Are you really tryna say I should act like I did some shit when I didn’t just for some clout bruh?
Frankie: Like I said, it doesn’t matter what you did or didn’t do. People believe it. Dude you GOTTA hit her hard or you gonna look weak. They already convicted you online … you might as well just roll with it and show her what’s up.
This weighs heavy on Skittlez over the next few days as he prepares to head to Biloxi, Mississippi. One of the perks of his working for OCW was their production, which allowed him to live out his dream of creating a music video. This of course was part of the promotional material for his matches, but nonetheless, he was able to freestyle and record it for the world to see. As a result of the ongoing drama he was involved in, this is the result.
“All’s Fair In True Love and Battle Rap” - Skittlez
OCW Records 2023
The video opens with Skittlez jumping and waving in front of the camera in a very excitable way.
“Hey there, over here! Hello?! Hi … Destiny
I was just wonderin', Why are you so damn obsessed with me?
You already tasted the rainbow, why you still out here testin’ me?
Let’s see … you out here screamin’ “he was molestin’ me”
Yet why they ain’t out here arrestin’ me?
Rematch? Whatchu lookin for, best of three?
You less than me, it’s the attention dat you be cravin’
But you out here misbehavin’, rantin' and ravin'
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and this video be worth savin’.
The music video airs footage from the ending of the match to show Skittlez covering Destiny and that it was Destiny’s body moving underneath him and not his own making the motions.
“Now notice dat my hips remained in line
While Destiny’s were the ones swaying side to side
Doing the grind, her body with mine
Layin' there supine. Missed it? We can rewind.
She loved every single second I was on her during this time.
Yo girl, let me ask you, did you tell Ben?
That you been sliding into my DMs
Every night in the PM
Wanting to meet on the weekend
Destiny that is cheatin’
Really you is a heathen.
And this match isn't worth repeatin’
Amped up? Are you really pissed off over ya loss?
I don’t buy it, that isn’t the reason at all.
This is embarrassin’, and I’m really startin’ to feel bad
You wanna lay in dat position again, so you can be wit a real man.
Still mad? Okay, no problem we can fix it
I’m really done wit dis nitwit, she started dis shit to begin with
Story ain’t just fallin’ apart it’s fables, just a pretend myth
And now I'm the one who needs to defend this?
Destiny believe me, I never wanted to trouble you
I was fine just walking away wit the W
Wasn’t giving this program another view
It’s not my fault that Ben isn’t in love wit you
Enough’s enough, you shoulda known when to stop
Don’t worry, this time tell Ben he can watch.
Skittlez winks at the camera as he hits this line.
Poor child, you wish my verses was more mild
Was born wild, and my lyrics are pure style
You sure riled, but you missed it by four miles
You like the Maze Runner and this is The Scorch Trials.
The verse finishes and Skittlez removes his headset. He’s fired up and looks at the camera as the music video information once again flashes in the bottom left of the screen.
Skittlez: Yo Destiny … see you in Biloxi.
He winks and blows a kiss at the camera.
End feed.