Post by synn on Sept 2, 2023 22:59:11 GMT -5
"A lot of people have taken shots at me during my short time in wrestling, but none of them have been as ill-qualified as Mr. All Caps. The self-proclaimed 'cancer' who actually looks like a tumor! Dontcha love that?! I swear it writes itself sometimes! He calls me the face of the company, and thats funny. I guess I kinda do look like an Outcast....people aren't very accepting in 2023 despite preaching inclusion and acceptance around every corner. The irony!
--Like Mr. ShoutingText ever holding a title anywhere--
But I am glad he stepped up to the challenge. I thought for sure that these RISE stars would be chomping at the bit to get a shot at this belt. Lord knows they are going to have to go through Colossus otherwise, and if his B.O. doesn't kill you his rumblin' tummy might! I may not smell the best, but it certainly HAS to be better than him, no?
I digress.
I am glad that you responded, Mr.AngryText. I truly am. I am glad you put the PBR down and pushed away from the fatty steak for enough times to rumble out an obscenity laden promo aimed at the only reason why this company exists! If I didn't win the world title, and I allowed *shudders* Easton Alexander to defeat me when OCW was still Online, he'd have this prestigious piece of metal over there in Zenith and you wouldn't have a career! So, thanks are in order? You probably won't thank me and that's okay. I don't truly expect it anyway, its not your nature. I wouldn't want you to change just for me!
How fair would that be?!
You certainly have been making waves lately, haven't ya? Every time I turn on an OCW program I hear about you. For someone who doesn't seek attention you sure have your face pressed right up to that camera, mmm? Interreferences, demanding the camera cuts to you in the crowd, segments of more semi-coherent rambling. If I didn't know better I would think that YOU crave the attention but masquerade it with the typical toxic bully behavior---pointing accusing fingers at someone for doing the same thing you're trying SO desperately to hide. Am I a camera whore? Not at all, but it comes with the territory.
You see, I was thrust into this roll. I never planned on being a champion, being the face-paint of anywhere, but that is how the cookie crumbled. Now I am forced to come here and defend a belt that I thought I was years away from.
Remember Mr.Shouts-a-lot I am still relatively new at this. I did in six months what a lot of people can't do in entire careers. I didn't stumble and fall on this belt, I took it off of arguably the best champion OCW has ever had, another man with an affinity for capital letters and an over-inflated ego, PIC. Do you think that was easy?! You probably do, because you hide your glass jaw behind an iron mask. You're more delusional with your thoughts of "I matter to anyone" than Donnie is, and that's saying something!
I get it, I am invading your 'territory'. I am coming to RISE and putting a title shot on the line, and if you manage to defeat me you will have one. You will finally be the celebrity we all know deeeeeeeeeep down you crave so badly to be. So I want you to bring you A game. I want you to throw everything you've got at me, and I want you to put your best Konstantine shoes on and throw me around that ring. Otherwise...........well, your credibility.........
Poof.
I want you to have the match of your life and pull off the upset of the year, because otherwise all that tough talk through that goal-post sized gape in those pearly yellows........
Phooey.
So I'll be in Tulsa. I'll be waiting in that ring, and if your balls drop extra low that evening we can tango inside that ring.
OH!
And before I go.......
The Apex Predator? Coolio. That's just fine, and you can have that title.
Me?
I am the poacher who puts the apex predator on his mantel above her fireplace in one of her country estates.
You know, for sport.
A trophy.
Would you prefer I use a bow and arrow, a shotgun, or rip your heart out with my bare hands? Any of the three work for me, really."