Post by ✮𝖁𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖒✮ on Sept 17, 2023 16:18:13 GMT -5
I stood backstage with a look of pure confusion. Usually, I'm the first to admit I missed something because often times I do considering my extracurricular activities. However, this time I really was puzzled by the stupidity spewing from Trent Killjoy's mouth.
"Trent...Trent Trent Trent Trent. Why the hell are you dedicating half of your promo to me and your nuts?"
A voice calls from behind the camera of a woman who was working on fixing outfits for the night. "He think's your gloating was about him doll."
I peak around the camera and whisper "really?" Before turning to the camera and beginning to laugh loudly.
"You're shitting me, you thought all that was about you baby? HA HA HA HA HA HA if anyone is riding your cock its yourself Mr. Cocky. My dude, I mentioned you in one sentence ONE sentence and you spent a good ten to fifteen on me. I'm sorry to tell you that you don't mean that much to me. I'm sorry you took it the wrong way and made yourself look like a fucking dumbass but I literally gave you five seconds of my time. However, since you were so kind to give me fifteen minutes of yours let's set some shit straight." I clear my throat. "You did care, you cared because they didn't just drop a championship in your lap and by the by dip shit the man you're facing that you want to lick butt crack for got lucky and didn't have to face the champion to get his gold either. He just had to kick your ass which he did and probably will do again. Sadly" I laugh. "Not to mention later you mentioned what I said EVERYONE is going to mention that I'm not a champion because I was handed a championship so YOU CARE DIPSHIT a lot since you bothered to watch my promo anyway. ALSO, my gloating wasn't just for you it was for EVERYONE who's going to say the same shit. Sorry, you aren't that important. But let's get to the reason I decided to give you more time, you're little challenge. WHEN I retain my championship I'll gladly kick your ass for it and the World Championship if you get lucky enough to win it because lets face it it's going to take you a miracle to get the damn thing. In other words Trent YOU'RE ON! Then when I kick your ass I'll also prove it was a sham you won against me in the first place." I stick my tongue out and start to walk off with my championship on my arm.
"Oh wait before I go," I take a couple of steps back, "Go ahead and be ring side when I kick Blakes ass, you can watch what's in store for you. Oh, and P.S. the fact you want to be so close to the ring for my match kinda makes me think you might be just a little obsessed with ME! Don't forget to wash your balls real nice and shave a bit so when I hang them on my wall they shine like you're stupid ass new get up."
"Trent...Trent Trent Trent Trent. Why the hell are you dedicating half of your promo to me and your nuts?"
A voice calls from behind the camera of a woman who was working on fixing outfits for the night. "He think's your gloating was about him doll."
I peak around the camera and whisper "really?" Before turning to the camera and beginning to laugh loudly.
"You're shitting me, you thought all that was about you baby? HA HA HA HA HA HA if anyone is riding your cock its yourself Mr. Cocky. My dude, I mentioned you in one sentence ONE sentence and you spent a good ten to fifteen on me. I'm sorry to tell you that you don't mean that much to me. I'm sorry you took it the wrong way and made yourself look like a fucking dumbass but I literally gave you five seconds of my time. However, since you were so kind to give me fifteen minutes of yours let's set some shit straight." I clear my throat. "You did care, you cared because they didn't just drop a championship in your lap and by the by dip shit the man you're facing that you want to lick butt crack for got lucky and didn't have to face the champion to get his gold either. He just had to kick your ass which he did and probably will do again. Sadly" I laugh. "Not to mention later you mentioned what I said EVERYONE is going to mention that I'm not a champion because I was handed a championship so YOU CARE DIPSHIT a lot since you bothered to watch my promo anyway. ALSO, my gloating wasn't just for you it was for EVERYONE who's going to say the same shit. Sorry, you aren't that important. But let's get to the reason I decided to give you more time, you're little challenge. WHEN I retain my championship I'll gladly kick your ass for it and the World Championship if you get lucky enough to win it because lets face it it's going to take you a miracle to get the damn thing. In other words Trent YOU'RE ON! Then when I kick your ass I'll also prove it was a sham you won against me in the first place." I stick my tongue out and start to walk off with my championship on my arm.
"Oh wait before I go," I take a couple of steps back, "Go ahead and be ring side when I kick Blakes ass, you can watch what's in store for you. Oh, and P.S. the fact you want to be so close to the ring for my match kinda makes me think you might be just a little obsessed with ME! Don't forget to wash your balls real nice and shave a bit so when I hang them on my wall they shine like you're stupid ass new get up."
