Post by The Dynasty on Oct 21, 2023 23:14:26 GMT -5
Halloween night, October 31st will be not like any other night, a historic city will witness an historic event as Outcast Championship Wrestling brings Halloween Havok to their city. I could talk about how the city with Halloween is named Salem after the black cat from Sabrina the teenage witch but some people won’t get the reference or talk about Salem witch trials or what about the thing they have called Salem Haunted Happenings? Or just talk about the matches that are booked and the stipulations for them that will take place at Halloween Havok but who really cares? I mean nobody should really care about those except one match and that’s the Singles match between Blake Anderson and who’s the opponent? Oh yeah, Goth, in a Four Corners of Pain match. Meaning? Each corner will have a container with something to cause pain to your opponent so no disqualifications obviously. Well, that means that anything could be in a container so while that’s unknown, the opponent is not.
Goth, the opponent for Blake for this event and wow, what a name. I mean it’s so original and just, oh who am I kidding, it’s like you just put names in a hat and went with whatever name you drew. That alone is painful but easy for you so that’s probably why you went with it. But getting to see you, I mean wow the “Messiah of Pain” you’re nowhere near what anyone would think about your name or what you call yourself. The only pain I can see you being the messiah of is it’s going to pain Blake to seriously break you in half and just smother your lifeless body and all your remains all over Salem, Massachusetts.
Now before you start getting all upset that these things will happen to you, because they will simply because they’ve been recorded so it must come to pass now, your night will not be quick. No because Blake is a calculated man when it comes to inflicting pain and torturing, that is his strong suit. So just for random moments you may get those instances where you won’t feel pain or it’ll be dying down from the previous pain, but the inevitable is coming. And with that, I give you Blake Anderson.
It’s October so the cool brisk air is slowly seeping in and Blake is at a nearby friend's house having a bonfire in the backyard with the grill going and the typical campfire tradition, S’mores and beer, what else is there? Oh yeah, right, a camera guy because if it’s not recorded then it didn’t happen.
[B. Anderson] “Goth? And here I was looking for some kind of guy from some rock band to come out and wear a mask like from Slipknot or Gwar but now looking at you, you should’ve worn a mask at least then you’d look better. You’re looking like a bang bang guy with your black goth look. Oh wait, that’s right, that’s your name…now I get it. That’s probably what pains you right? You know the look also going with your name so that’s why you’re the messiah of pain because you’re going through this crisis? Don’t worry buddy, you’re not the messiah but when I get done with you, you’ll wish you were crucified by the time I’m done with you.
Now usually things like this have a reason on why this much pain is being inflicted but the fact that Halloween is about giving out treats, there’s no trick here. Look at yourself in the mirror real good before you walk into that ring with me and ask yourself if it’s really worth it. You will not leave this match the same as you walked in I promise you. I plan on doing to you is what I warned them I'm capable of doing but they haven't caught on.
I’m the most dangerous man this company has to offer because I don’t care about nothing and nobody except my family. I’m the guy that will light you on fire just because it’s cold outside. When it came to another company getting involved in OCW stuff, they were quick to pick me to be in the fight. When you look at everything going on, who’s name is the main topic? Exactly, mine. And who’s going to win when we have our match? Right, me. But what will be in it for you? You’ll be the guy that I beat, yeah, but we’ve got to give you something more. I mean you’re a multiple champion or at least that what you want to tell everyone that you won this or beat this guy but none of that shit matters man.
The only thing that matters is what you do in that ring and what you’ve done here in OCW, not that crap you did before here. Yeah, that might’ve got you here but this isn’t that kid stuff you did in backyards or you thought that because you saw it on TV then you thought you could do it. No, you’re going to get a lesson in the many ways I’m going to make you bleed. You’re going to find out that this Four Corners of Pain match is one too many corners for you. You’ve been living in your own world but when you step into that ring, you’re in mine and they’re giving us toys to play with?
Now see, when they say any harmful item, any kind of item in my hands can be considered a harmful item although I don’t really need any item to cause harm. But if they insist, well, then it’s your funeral and they’re fitting the bill. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure you don’t bleed out because you can only win by pinfall or submission so no passing out because you lost too much blood or you passed out because of the pain and you didn’t want to submit. So you see, underneath this hard rugged pissed off demented exterior, I’m a nice guy in an egotistical narcissistic sort of way.
Now usually by this time I’ll be interrupted by the more intellectual one of the group with linguistic grammar and his more business appearance but he’s actually on assignment tonight. Him and Bella are out looking for Halloween costumes because after I tear you apart, we’re going to a Halloween party and what kind of person would I be to show up with souvenirs and not enough to go around? So who should I dress up as for Halloween? I mean I could go as the tooth fairy. After I knock out a few of your teeth, I’m sure I could pass for that. Let’s see what else, your skin? I could go as Jigsaw because I’m sure I could cut off a piece of your skin to look like a puzzle piece. Oh no, I know, I could go as Leatherface. I just did this thing with OCW and PWA for this Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the things I saw there, I’m sure I could get away with that here.
But what would you want to be? I know that’s what Santa asks but you still have two months for that. I mean what do you really want to be? I know you’d want to be the winner of our match but that’s not going to happen so maybe think of something more realistic like the next guy in a body bag who pissed off this guy here. Because that’s exactly where you’re going to end up and you won’t see Thanksgiving or Christmas because you’ll be wondering how you ended up in the ground being dug up by some kids who're trying to pay their dues to get into this business. And who knows, by then you’ll probably have taken my advice and got you a new name and a new gimmick because this one sucks and whoever told you that this one would get you over clearly doesn’t know what getting over means. Now it’s not that you’re not good but face it, you’re not great and you haven’t faced me but you’ll realize that after facing me, you won’t want to again because of this beating that I’m going to give you, you’ll be scared to show your face around here. Well, either scared or scarred, you can take your pick but then again, you could always come back and wrestle under a mask and get you another one name like Bane or Jackass because that’s exactly what you are and who you are and after I kick your ass, that’s exactly what you’ll be”.
Paul Sinclair and Belladonna Anderson arrive with the HALLOWEEN COSTUME! Belladonna rushes over to Blake, attacking him with a big hug and kiss while holding a bag.
Belladonna: Babe, you’ll never guess what we picked out for you.
Paul speaks up, “you mean what you picked out”.
Belladonna: Okay, what I picked out for you. Open it, open it.
Excited to see his face, she opens the bag and tells him to “pull it out”.
Sinclair: Come on, Bella, leave that for the room (they start laughing).
Blake pulls out his costume, it’s a mirror? Looking confused he looks at Belladonna.
Belladonna: You don’t need a costume, you’re Bad Ass Blake Anderson for fuck sake! Halloween Havok, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and what about that thing we just did not long ago with the exploding barb wire casket. Babe, Paul told me in the car about your talk on losing. We’re The Dynasty for a fucking reason. I’m done playing games with these kids and it’s about time you do something to turn some heads. So let’s continue doing what we’re doing and in 2024, OCW becomes our playground.
Loving what she’s saying, they embrace in a huge hug and kiss before Belladonna pulls up a seat next to him as Blake pulls out his pack of cigarettes and Belladonna grabs the lighter from him and lights his cigarette. Belladonna gets up from Blake’s lap and walks over to the grill. Blake stands up and follows her as he grabs her hips and scares her as she lets out a shriek which causes everyone to laugh. Paul then sits in Blake’s chair.
[B. Anderson] “Jump in my grave why don’t you”.
[Sinclair] “You go do your thing, I got this”. (Blake gives him a thumbs up). So let’s do this rundown again. OCW is doing their own Trick-or-Treat by tricking us instead of giving out candy, they’re going to be giving us a night of wrestling, well, treating us with a night of wrestling. But it’s not just any wrestling, it’s all Halloween themed. From the Halloween Rumble that Belladonna is in, to the Four Corners of Pain match that Blake is in, we’re going to be in for a great Halloween. Now I could go on about how Belladonna is going to win the Halloween Rumble and go on to Ashes to Ashes and burn the place to the ground to get what she wants, but I’ll leave that for her to tell you.
So I’m gonna call it a night and give these two some privacy. I’m just going to enjoy this fire and see you at Halloween Havok”.
The camera fades to black and ends.
Goth, the opponent for Blake for this event and wow, what a name. I mean it’s so original and just, oh who am I kidding, it’s like you just put names in a hat and went with whatever name you drew. That alone is painful but easy for you so that’s probably why you went with it. But getting to see you, I mean wow the “Messiah of Pain” you’re nowhere near what anyone would think about your name or what you call yourself. The only pain I can see you being the messiah of is it’s going to pain Blake to seriously break you in half and just smother your lifeless body and all your remains all over Salem, Massachusetts.
Now before you start getting all upset that these things will happen to you, because they will simply because they’ve been recorded so it must come to pass now, your night will not be quick. No because Blake is a calculated man when it comes to inflicting pain and torturing, that is his strong suit. So just for random moments you may get those instances where you won’t feel pain or it’ll be dying down from the previous pain, but the inevitable is coming. And with that, I give you Blake Anderson.
It’s October so the cool brisk air is slowly seeping in and Blake is at a nearby friend's house having a bonfire in the backyard with the grill going and the typical campfire tradition, S’mores and beer, what else is there? Oh yeah, right, a camera guy because if it’s not recorded then it didn’t happen.
[B. Anderson] “Goth? And here I was looking for some kind of guy from some rock band to come out and wear a mask like from Slipknot or Gwar but now looking at you, you should’ve worn a mask at least then you’d look better. You’re looking like a bang bang guy with your black goth look. Oh wait, that’s right, that’s your name…now I get it. That’s probably what pains you right? You know the look also going with your name so that’s why you’re the messiah of pain because you’re going through this crisis? Don’t worry buddy, you’re not the messiah but when I get done with you, you’ll wish you were crucified by the time I’m done with you.
Now usually things like this have a reason on why this much pain is being inflicted but the fact that Halloween is about giving out treats, there’s no trick here. Look at yourself in the mirror real good before you walk into that ring with me and ask yourself if it’s really worth it. You will not leave this match the same as you walked in I promise you. I plan on doing to you is what I warned them I'm capable of doing but they haven't caught on.
I’m the most dangerous man this company has to offer because I don’t care about nothing and nobody except my family. I’m the guy that will light you on fire just because it’s cold outside. When it came to another company getting involved in OCW stuff, they were quick to pick me to be in the fight. When you look at everything going on, who’s name is the main topic? Exactly, mine. And who’s going to win when we have our match? Right, me. But what will be in it for you? You’ll be the guy that I beat, yeah, but we’ve got to give you something more. I mean you’re a multiple champion or at least that what you want to tell everyone that you won this or beat this guy but none of that shit matters man.
The only thing that matters is what you do in that ring and what you’ve done here in OCW, not that crap you did before here. Yeah, that might’ve got you here but this isn’t that kid stuff you did in backyards or you thought that because you saw it on TV then you thought you could do it. No, you’re going to get a lesson in the many ways I’m going to make you bleed. You’re going to find out that this Four Corners of Pain match is one too many corners for you. You’ve been living in your own world but when you step into that ring, you’re in mine and they’re giving us toys to play with?
Now see, when they say any harmful item, any kind of item in my hands can be considered a harmful item although I don’t really need any item to cause harm. But if they insist, well, then it’s your funeral and they’re fitting the bill. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure you don’t bleed out because you can only win by pinfall or submission so no passing out because you lost too much blood or you passed out because of the pain and you didn’t want to submit. So you see, underneath this hard rugged pissed off demented exterior, I’m a nice guy in an egotistical narcissistic sort of way.
Now usually by this time I’ll be interrupted by the more intellectual one of the group with linguistic grammar and his more business appearance but he’s actually on assignment tonight. Him and Bella are out looking for Halloween costumes because after I tear you apart, we’re going to a Halloween party and what kind of person would I be to show up with souvenirs and not enough to go around? So who should I dress up as for Halloween? I mean I could go as the tooth fairy. After I knock out a few of your teeth, I’m sure I could pass for that. Let’s see what else, your skin? I could go as Jigsaw because I’m sure I could cut off a piece of your skin to look like a puzzle piece. Oh no, I know, I could go as Leatherface. I just did this thing with OCW and PWA for this Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the things I saw there, I’m sure I could get away with that here.
But what would you want to be? I know that’s what Santa asks but you still have two months for that. I mean what do you really want to be? I know you’d want to be the winner of our match but that’s not going to happen so maybe think of something more realistic like the next guy in a body bag who pissed off this guy here. Because that’s exactly where you’re going to end up and you won’t see Thanksgiving or Christmas because you’ll be wondering how you ended up in the ground being dug up by some kids who're trying to pay their dues to get into this business. And who knows, by then you’ll probably have taken my advice and got you a new name and a new gimmick because this one sucks and whoever told you that this one would get you over clearly doesn’t know what getting over means. Now it’s not that you’re not good but face it, you’re not great and you haven’t faced me but you’ll realize that after facing me, you won’t want to again because of this beating that I’m going to give you, you’ll be scared to show your face around here. Well, either scared or scarred, you can take your pick but then again, you could always come back and wrestle under a mask and get you another one name like Bane or Jackass because that’s exactly what you are and who you are and after I kick your ass, that’s exactly what you’ll be”.
Paul Sinclair and Belladonna Anderson arrive with the HALLOWEEN COSTUME! Belladonna rushes over to Blake, attacking him with a big hug and kiss while holding a bag.
Belladonna: Babe, you’ll never guess what we picked out for you.
Paul speaks up, “you mean what you picked out”.
Belladonna: Okay, what I picked out for you. Open it, open it.
Excited to see his face, she opens the bag and tells him to “pull it out”.
Sinclair: Come on, Bella, leave that for the room (they start laughing).
Blake pulls out his costume, it’s a mirror? Looking confused he looks at Belladonna.
Belladonna: You don’t need a costume, you’re Bad Ass Blake Anderson for fuck sake! Halloween Havok, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and what about that thing we just did not long ago with the exploding barb wire casket. Babe, Paul told me in the car about your talk on losing. We’re The Dynasty for a fucking reason. I’m done playing games with these kids and it’s about time you do something to turn some heads. So let’s continue doing what we’re doing and in 2024, OCW becomes our playground.
Loving what she’s saying, they embrace in a huge hug and kiss before Belladonna pulls up a seat next to him as Blake pulls out his pack of cigarettes and Belladonna grabs the lighter from him and lights his cigarette. Belladonna gets up from Blake’s lap and walks over to the grill. Blake stands up and follows her as he grabs her hips and scares her as she lets out a shriek which causes everyone to laugh. Paul then sits in Blake’s chair.
[B. Anderson] “Jump in my grave why don’t you”.
[Sinclair] “You go do your thing, I got this”. (Blake gives him a thumbs up). So let’s do this rundown again. OCW is doing their own Trick-or-Treat by tricking us instead of giving out candy, they’re going to be giving us a night of wrestling, well, treating us with a night of wrestling. But it’s not just any wrestling, it’s all Halloween themed. From the Halloween Rumble that Belladonna is in, to the Four Corners of Pain match that Blake is in, we’re going to be in for a great Halloween. Now I could go on about how Belladonna is going to win the Halloween Rumble and go on to Ashes to Ashes and burn the place to the ground to get what she wants, but I’ll leave that for her to tell you.
So I’m gonna call it a night and give these two some privacy. I’m just going to enjoy this fire and see you at Halloween Havok”.
The camera fades to black and ends.
