Post by The Dynasty on Jan 26, 2024 5:23:19 GMT -5
The view has a sepia or old western look of The Kia Forum in Inglewood, California and also happens to be the place of the night’s live Battleground event from OCW. Striding and snapping his fingers, he's humming the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People as he now stands in front of the camera wearing his OCW Rebellion Championship over his shoulder. Turning and looking at the camera, he stops and begins speaks.
“Oh hey there, funny running into you. You know, I just got this song stuck in my head. It's weird but I think you might know them. There's that Indian guy and a sailor but you know what, you're the cowboy in the group right? Man they're sure going to miss you when this is over. But now Britlyn, am I fighting the village people? Last Battleground was the village idiot and now I’m facing a guy who thinks he’s a six shooter? Go put your little toys up before you get in trouble and what’s that movie? A Christmas Story, you’re going to shoot your eye out with that thing. That kind of sounds like it could be in a porn but listen, I could swear watching your promo that I knew something was missing. Maybe it was that theme song from Gunsmoke. You know, have that playing in the background so it drowns out your pathetic dialogue that makes absolutely no sense. Like we actually care about your family history? I get it, you’re new here but oh here you go, you’ll like this. I’m sure this isn’t your first rodeo. Did you get that reference?
Now get this one because see, I don’t give a damn who you are, kid. You’re stepping in the ring with someone who doesn’t care who you, what you look like, who your grandfather is or your uncle or where you came from but I’m going to show you exactly where you’re going and that’s to the back being helped to the back by medics or rolling on a stretcher. Then when you’re there you can talk to grandpa Charlie and tell him you got your ass handed to you because you decided to dress-up as a cowboy and tell him that you’re pissing on his legacy. See, I don’t mind if you want to come out here and say oh I’m doing this for my grandpa or I’m living their dream, that’s fine. Hey, do your shit, but this isn't Outlaw Championship Wrestling, that's that other crappy company.
But hey you want to talk about Catholic? I’m going to send your ass back to confessional and when they ask you what happened, you can tell them that yeah you sinned because you shit yourself after the beating I gave you. Now tell me if you heard this one before but a Catholic priest and a boy playing cowboy walk into a room…yeah no I won’t finish it because it might make grandpa Charlie clinch his butt cheeks together. When this is all over you can go back to your front porch and get your knife and whittle something out of a stick and then when OCWonline or whatever the website is comes to your door, you can sit down and talk about your one match put you on the shelf because you pissed off the wrong person. Now do take it personal, see, this is business and you coming in here with this whole Catholic cowboy Halloween dress up thing you got going, it’s not going to get over. I don’t care what the priest told you alone in his bed after his Eleven minutes in Heaven game was over.
Now don’t go getting mad because I maybe took this or that from what you said and turned it around on you. I could go back and dissect everything you said but I’m not that guy that sits there and criticizes movies or TV shows no matter how boring they are and let reality hit you here, what you said was really boring. I mean you made that event flyer sound like it meant something but that’s good because you can hold onto that. That way you’ll know what your first match was that you lost when you signed here. Remember how I said I wouldn’t dissect everything you said, what got me was when you said the Anderson’s. Now were you talking about me and my wife Belladonna or were you just speaking to hear yourself? Because I can make that happen but then again I can make it to where you can’t speak because you mentioned the Anderson’s which would include my wife meaning that you spoke about my wife which by then means that I’m going to break your fucking face. Now see, you got me in a Western frame of mind now to where let’s call it meeting in the ring at high noon. Damn you Britlyn for making this match, now I gotta hurt this cowboy and I like Country music too.
I know all of this is in preparation for going into Ashes 2 Ashes where I know I’ll have to defend this title (he pats the championship across his shoulder) and that’s fine. Just know that you asked for this. Oh but it was a close match or he gave Blake a run for his money. You realize how stupid that sounds? It was close because you didn’t give me a good opponent so I helped you out by giving you a good match. I carried that joke and here you are still sending me jokes with gimmicks like they mean something. The only thing that’s going to happen to anyone who steps in that ring with me is they’re going to be mauled and broken because that’s what I do and that’s why I’m your Rebellion champion. This camera guy is pointing to his watch like that supposed to mean something to me but you know what, actually, it’s about time to stop talking about you because this will probably be longer than our match when you listen to this either before or after the match, in that case, you have a concussion so what I’m saying you may need to play back slowly. You were a great opponent…(he pauses before laughing) okay seriously, saying that with a straight face was actually hard. But look, better luck next time and Britlyn, Ashes To Ashes, can you at least give me an opponent who’s on my level and not many levels below me? Thank you. Alright (he gives a cutthroat sign) I’m done”.
The camera fades to black and the camera cuts off.
“Oh hey there, funny running into you. You know, I just got this song stuck in my head. It's weird but I think you might know them. There's that Indian guy and a sailor but you know what, you're the cowboy in the group right? Man they're sure going to miss you when this is over. But now Britlyn, am I fighting the village people? Last Battleground was the village idiot and now I’m facing a guy who thinks he’s a six shooter? Go put your little toys up before you get in trouble and what’s that movie? A Christmas Story, you’re going to shoot your eye out with that thing. That kind of sounds like it could be in a porn but listen, I could swear watching your promo that I knew something was missing. Maybe it was that theme song from Gunsmoke. You know, have that playing in the background so it drowns out your pathetic dialogue that makes absolutely no sense. Like we actually care about your family history? I get it, you’re new here but oh here you go, you’ll like this. I’m sure this isn’t your first rodeo. Did you get that reference?
Now get this one because see, I don’t give a damn who you are, kid. You’re stepping in the ring with someone who doesn’t care who you, what you look like, who your grandfather is or your uncle or where you came from but I’m going to show you exactly where you’re going and that’s to the back being helped to the back by medics or rolling on a stretcher. Then when you’re there you can talk to grandpa Charlie and tell him you got your ass handed to you because you decided to dress-up as a cowboy and tell him that you’re pissing on his legacy. See, I don’t mind if you want to come out here and say oh I’m doing this for my grandpa or I’m living their dream, that’s fine. Hey, do your shit, but this isn't Outlaw Championship Wrestling, that's that other crappy company.
But hey you want to talk about Catholic? I’m going to send your ass back to confessional and when they ask you what happened, you can tell them that yeah you sinned because you shit yourself after the beating I gave you. Now tell me if you heard this one before but a Catholic priest and a boy playing cowboy walk into a room…yeah no I won’t finish it because it might make grandpa Charlie clinch his butt cheeks together. When this is all over you can go back to your front porch and get your knife and whittle something out of a stick and then when OCWonline or whatever the website is comes to your door, you can sit down and talk about your one match put you on the shelf because you pissed off the wrong person. Now do take it personal, see, this is business and you coming in here with this whole Catholic cowboy Halloween dress up thing you got going, it’s not going to get over. I don’t care what the priest told you alone in his bed after his Eleven minutes in Heaven game was over.
Now don’t go getting mad because I maybe took this or that from what you said and turned it around on you. I could go back and dissect everything you said but I’m not that guy that sits there and criticizes movies or TV shows no matter how boring they are and let reality hit you here, what you said was really boring. I mean you made that event flyer sound like it meant something but that’s good because you can hold onto that. That way you’ll know what your first match was that you lost when you signed here. Remember how I said I wouldn’t dissect everything you said, what got me was when you said the Anderson’s. Now were you talking about me and my wife Belladonna or were you just speaking to hear yourself? Because I can make that happen but then again I can make it to where you can’t speak because you mentioned the Anderson’s which would include my wife meaning that you spoke about my wife which by then means that I’m going to break your fucking face. Now see, you got me in a Western frame of mind now to where let’s call it meeting in the ring at high noon. Damn you Britlyn for making this match, now I gotta hurt this cowboy and I like Country music too.
I know all of this is in preparation for going into Ashes 2 Ashes where I know I’ll have to defend this title (he pats the championship across his shoulder) and that’s fine. Just know that you asked for this. Oh but it was a close match or he gave Blake a run for his money. You realize how stupid that sounds? It was close because you didn’t give me a good opponent so I helped you out by giving you a good match. I carried that joke and here you are still sending me jokes with gimmicks like they mean something. The only thing that’s going to happen to anyone who steps in that ring with me is they’re going to be mauled and broken because that’s what I do and that’s why I’m your Rebellion champion. This camera guy is pointing to his watch like that supposed to mean something to me but you know what, actually, it’s about time to stop talking about you because this will probably be longer than our match when you listen to this either before or after the match, in that case, you have a concussion so what I’m saying you may need to play back slowly. You were a great opponent…(he pauses before laughing) okay seriously, saying that with a straight face was actually hard. But look, better luck next time and Britlyn, Ashes To Ashes, can you at least give me an opponent who’s on my level and not many levels below me? Thank you. Alright (he gives a cutthroat sign) I’m done”.
The camera fades to black and the camera cuts off.
