Post by The Dynasty on Mar 26, 2024 0:11:44 GMT -5
Somewhere along the lines of professional wrestling, someone saw fit to make it a spectacle and add objects or gimmicks into matches to make them somewhat more entertaining or dangerous. So now the viewing audience would be entertained and get that wow factor while watching the match that is already supposed to have you on the edge of your seat. But when you put four people in one ring, it usually means that there’s not enough space on the card so we’re going to put everyone in one match and kill time. Well, it’s not about killing time but it’s about who walks away with the title. But because you want to make this a ladder match, now we’re going to add objects and make this a gimmick match that also will become a brutal match for everyone involved.
Speaking of everyone involved, one man involved is a guy who has a 25% chance of winning. Don’t worry, I’m not going to do Steiner math because that would be over some of your heads with both Steiner and the math part. No, instead we’re going to keep it simple and hear straight from one of the men in the match who just so happens to be the guy that this match is something he had been hoping for. I’m talking about the risk taking, don’t give a damn about his body or anyone else’s Blake Anderson. Now warning you ahead of time Blake wasn’t in a good mood but then again when is he?
[24 hours before EPW Danger debut]
Sitting in his hotel room in what’s the easiest way to describe is like those YouShoot videos with just a camera and him sitting in a chair, that’s what you see as the camera starts recording.
“Whoa, holy shit we’re here. Didn’t think we’d make it but here we are under a new name…EPW wow, we’re finally away from that OCW shithole. Did I like it? Yeah because I was their longest champion. Now ask me again if I liked it, hell no (he laughs). A new name isn’t going to mean shit if you still serve the same crap over and over. Now you were warned that I wasn’t in a good mood right? Let me take you back to Ashes To Ashes. GOTH, that was the night I felt sorry for you because it was a do or die match. Yeah it was our rubber match but it was either you won or you didn’t get a title shot and to me, that’s why you get in this business is to get a title shot. So with your back to the wall, it shouldn’t have been there because I know how it felt when mine was the same but now that shit is over.
You couldn’t get the job done after I handed it to you. You didn’t walk away with the title but now you’re in this match so if you wonder why you’re getting more of an ass kicking than the others then you know why. Je$tyr and Alexander, seriously can we get Batman in here too? Geez, superman and joker and Halloween is still months away so GOTH who are you going to dress up as? Wait, I know what this is. This match is sponsored by DC comics right? Oh and DC is detective comics for you who don’t know comic books. Maybe you can call the rest of the DC crew and tell your buddies to come help you. I’ve got a few in mind.
Now that I touched on that, let’s talk about this show. I mean I’ve got to hand it to you though boss, you’re not just a bitch but you’re a stupid bitch at that. Don’t get your panties in a wad because you did something right and that’s giving the smart side of your brain to your sister and she put me in this match. While you were off doing other stuff, that is his name right…stuff? You let your family take over and while that whole thing was stupid, your sister actually stood at the right angle and let a strong wind blow and came up with this idea. Now I know ever since we did that whole Halloween thing with that one company and other OCW companies, we’ve been looked at as not outcasts but a glorified backyard wrestling company. We didn’t have…whoa wait that’s putting me in it. YOU didn’t have your head on straight and instead it was up their asses kissing it hoping you looked good in their eyes like they fucking mattered. I mean hell, you come on our show and say you’re going to put titles on the line that other companies can win but yet when you go to their show, you’re looked at as an outcast or treated differently because you’re from another company.
This is professional wrestling so how is that professional if you’re a promoter? Just because you got the money and bought a ring and everything that goes with a promotion doesn’t mean you can run a company. It just means that you’re the guy who bought stuff to start a company but upstairs, there’s nothing there, just air going through his ears like a wind tunnel. But speaking of wind tunnel, let’s talk about the former RISE general manager. There’s a kid in a candy story. So your sister is away and you take it to make a match where you put your friend in a match but this shows how stupid you are. Your friend is in a match with three others that will end his career.
I don’t give a damn what GOTH or Je$tyr does but you don’t belong in this match but you’re here so when you end up being stretchered out, don’t say you weren’t warned. But as for GOTH and Je$tyr, you two know me and you know the fight you had on your hands then so now, you’re lucky to get this chance again. Je$tyr, your title is on the line and either of us could win but you know deep down that the truth is when you look in my eyes, you know damn well that I’m going to take that title from you. I may have been the longest champion OCW has seen but this Fight4 championship, it’s coming to me and there’s nothing you or anyone can do to stop me because you know exactly what I’ll do to make it happen.
GOTH, we get to dance again buddy. See, I handed you the ball and you dropped it so don’t think I’m going to make that mistake again. See you stupid fuck, in this business you don’t get second chances a lot and when I gave you a win because your opportunity was on the line, you couldn’t get the job done. What kind of professional wrestler are you? You get trained to get into this business with the goal of becoming champion but apparently you were trained to get your ass kicked because when it came down to it to win the title, you didn’t get anything done. And now here we are again with the opportunity to win a title and you’re not going to get it done again but not because you can’t pull the trigger but because this time I’m involved and I’m not going to let you because that opportunity is coming to me.
You couldn’t get the job done so I’m going to have to do it myself. This is a fatal four way but the only thing fatal about it is that I’m going to have to climb the ladder and take the title and become champion not just because I want to be but because I have to be the guy that puts you in your place. Each of you think that you’re this big star when really you haven’t been here long enough to finish a cup of coffee. This business is my life and I’ve put in the miles and got the scars to prove it that I’ve been in there with the best and I walked out not the same but with a different respect for this business and you, you’re just wanting to be along for the ride. Well now there’s a bump in the road and at the top of that ladder is what you’re wanting but you have to go through me to get it and seeing how I want it too, you just picked the wrong day and wrong path to get it.
I’m going to savor this moment though because when I throw each of you off the ladder and through a table or onto chairs or whatever there is and you end up breaking your backs, it’s nothing personal but in this business it’s about who you can take away from to get what you want. And me, I can take away from anyone and get what I want because I’ve learned some tricks. You haven’t been here long enough although you’ll probably say oh but I’ve been trained by this guy or that guy, yeah maybe but you didn’t learn shit because no trainer will teach you everything they know because then you’ll learn their trick and that stupid shit saying of the student has become the teacher which is nothing but a bullshit movie line.
Now picture this, you’re part of this big company and I can say this because I’ve been there. You’ve got a title and you fought your way up the ladder and you’re standing at the top and you realize you're the champion but then you look down and everyone that you stepped over to get to the top, you’ve got to meet them on the way back down. But you’re champion now but like that matters. That just means you’ve got a bullseye on your back and a bounty on your head because that’s the whole reason we got into this business is to become champion and I should know because I was the longest champion you had in OCW until I let personal get in the way of business. But now this is all business and I don’t give a damn who’s in my way.
So the first show is called Danger. You know, I’ve been to different places and they’ve come up with creative names but no, let’s go into a board meeting and put our heads together and come up with a name that doesn’t sound like a kindergartener came up with and after a long day, you came up with Danger. So you’re going to give a sold out Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado a show called Danger? This is going to be a ball and I’m not talking about this arena. See I’ve got to worry about three other men climbing the same ladder to get gold that I want to wear. Yeah I know I said to myself that I didn’t want this and I wanted to go for something else because I’ve held the Rebellion title which has now become this Fight4 title or whatever you wanna call it, but Je$tyr, you might call it your precious and GOTH, you stupid fuck, you already got a ass kicking coming to you after I did you a solid and you ended up dropping the ball. And superman I mean Alexander Davenport, how the hell did you get in this match? You got in here because you’re friends with management.
You know, it’s great that this show is called Danger because that’s what each of you are in. You’re stepping in the ring with a guy who’s pissed off and will do whatever it takes to make sure none of you walk out of this ring with that title and judging by my past, you might not walk out of this ring at all. The thing about this match is being a ladder match, anything goes which means I can’t wait until you see what I have in store for each of you. Now that I think of it, it’s been a while since I used glass…oh wait I can’t spoil the fun. You’ll just have to see later tonight when I bring my friends…I mean invite you all to this place that I like to call my playground”.
The camera feed fades to a black screen and cuts off.
[Minutes before his match]
A video feed that shows [recorded earlier] plays and the camera feed records as The Dynasty arrives at the arena but only two people get out of the black SUV. Paul Sinclair steps out and looks back as Blake Anderson steps out as well and as they take a step forward, the SUV drives off but another black SUV quickly pulls up behind them and as the door opens, two men step out dressed in black suits.
Paul smiles and says “oh good, Tama and AJ are here”.
Blake looks at Paul hoping the camera didn’t pick up on what was said and then looks into the camera.
“In OCW, I was the longest reigning champion and I wasn’t even the world champion. You know, maybe that should change. Maybe I should go after the world champion in the new EPW but before I can look at that I got three idiots I’ve got to put in their place and two of them I have to put in their place again. If it means me winning this Fight4 title or whatever you wanna call it, fine, but after I do that then I’m taking what I want and what I want is what you have and oh yeah, I told you I was inviting some friends to play at the playground”.
Blake grins as all four men walk past the camera and into the building. The camera feed fades to a black screen then cuts off.
Speaking of everyone involved, one man involved is a guy who has a 25% chance of winning. Don’t worry, I’m not going to do Steiner math because that would be over some of your heads with both Steiner and the math part. No, instead we’re going to keep it simple and hear straight from one of the men in the match who just so happens to be the guy that this match is something he had been hoping for. I’m talking about the risk taking, don’t give a damn about his body or anyone else’s Blake Anderson. Now warning you ahead of time Blake wasn’t in a good mood but then again when is he?
[24 hours before EPW Danger debut]
Sitting in his hotel room in what’s the easiest way to describe is like those YouShoot videos with just a camera and him sitting in a chair, that’s what you see as the camera starts recording.
“Whoa, holy shit we’re here. Didn’t think we’d make it but here we are under a new name…EPW wow, we’re finally away from that OCW shithole. Did I like it? Yeah because I was their longest champion. Now ask me again if I liked it, hell no (he laughs). A new name isn’t going to mean shit if you still serve the same crap over and over. Now you were warned that I wasn’t in a good mood right? Let me take you back to Ashes To Ashes. GOTH, that was the night I felt sorry for you because it was a do or die match. Yeah it was our rubber match but it was either you won or you didn’t get a title shot and to me, that’s why you get in this business is to get a title shot. So with your back to the wall, it shouldn’t have been there because I know how it felt when mine was the same but now that shit is over.
You couldn’t get the job done after I handed it to you. You didn’t walk away with the title but now you’re in this match so if you wonder why you’re getting more of an ass kicking than the others then you know why. Je$tyr and Alexander, seriously can we get Batman in here too? Geez, superman and joker and Halloween is still months away so GOTH who are you going to dress up as? Wait, I know what this is. This match is sponsored by DC comics right? Oh and DC is detective comics for you who don’t know comic books. Maybe you can call the rest of the DC crew and tell your buddies to come help you. I’ve got a few in mind.
Now that I touched on that, let’s talk about this show. I mean I’ve got to hand it to you though boss, you’re not just a bitch but you’re a stupid bitch at that. Don’t get your panties in a wad because you did something right and that’s giving the smart side of your brain to your sister and she put me in this match. While you were off doing other stuff, that is his name right…stuff? You let your family take over and while that whole thing was stupid, your sister actually stood at the right angle and let a strong wind blow and came up with this idea. Now I know ever since we did that whole Halloween thing with that one company and other OCW companies, we’ve been looked at as not outcasts but a glorified backyard wrestling company. We didn’t have…whoa wait that’s putting me in it. YOU didn’t have your head on straight and instead it was up their asses kissing it hoping you looked good in their eyes like they fucking mattered. I mean hell, you come on our show and say you’re going to put titles on the line that other companies can win but yet when you go to their show, you’re looked at as an outcast or treated differently because you’re from another company.
This is professional wrestling so how is that professional if you’re a promoter? Just because you got the money and bought a ring and everything that goes with a promotion doesn’t mean you can run a company. It just means that you’re the guy who bought stuff to start a company but upstairs, there’s nothing there, just air going through his ears like a wind tunnel. But speaking of wind tunnel, let’s talk about the former RISE general manager. There’s a kid in a candy story. So your sister is away and you take it to make a match where you put your friend in a match but this shows how stupid you are. Your friend is in a match with three others that will end his career.
I don’t give a damn what GOTH or Je$tyr does but you don’t belong in this match but you’re here so when you end up being stretchered out, don’t say you weren’t warned. But as for GOTH and Je$tyr, you two know me and you know the fight you had on your hands then so now, you’re lucky to get this chance again. Je$tyr, your title is on the line and either of us could win but you know deep down that the truth is when you look in my eyes, you know damn well that I’m going to take that title from you. I may have been the longest champion OCW has seen but this Fight4 championship, it’s coming to me and there’s nothing you or anyone can do to stop me because you know exactly what I’ll do to make it happen.
GOTH, we get to dance again buddy. See, I handed you the ball and you dropped it so don’t think I’m going to make that mistake again. See you stupid fuck, in this business you don’t get second chances a lot and when I gave you a win because your opportunity was on the line, you couldn’t get the job done. What kind of professional wrestler are you? You get trained to get into this business with the goal of becoming champion but apparently you were trained to get your ass kicked because when it came down to it to win the title, you didn’t get anything done. And now here we are again with the opportunity to win a title and you’re not going to get it done again but not because you can’t pull the trigger but because this time I’m involved and I’m not going to let you because that opportunity is coming to me.
You couldn’t get the job done so I’m going to have to do it myself. This is a fatal four way but the only thing fatal about it is that I’m going to have to climb the ladder and take the title and become champion not just because I want to be but because I have to be the guy that puts you in your place. Each of you think that you’re this big star when really you haven’t been here long enough to finish a cup of coffee. This business is my life and I’ve put in the miles and got the scars to prove it that I’ve been in there with the best and I walked out not the same but with a different respect for this business and you, you’re just wanting to be along for the ride. Well now there’s a bump in the road and at the top of that ladder is what you’re wanting but you have to go through me to get it and seeing how I want it too, you just picked the wrong day and wrong path to get it.
I’m going to savor this moment though because when I throw each of you off the ladder and through a table or onto chairs or whatever there is and you end up breaking your backs, it’s nothing personal but in this business it’s about who you can take away from to get what you want. And me, I can take away from anyone and get what I want because I’ve learned some tricks. You haven’t been here long enough although you’ll probably say oh but I’ve been trained by this guy or that guy, yeah maybe but you didn’t learn shit because no trainer will teach you everything they know because then you’ll learn their trick and that stupid shit saying of the student has become the teacher which is nothing but a bullshit movie line.
Now picture this, you’re part of this big company and I can say this because I’ve been there. You’ve got a title and you fought your way up the ladder and you’re standing at the top and you realize you're the champion but then you look down and everyone that you stepped over to get to the top, you’ve got to meet them on the way back down. But you’re champion now but like that matters. That just means you’ve got a bullseye on your back and a bounty on your head because that’s the whole reason we got into this business is to become champion and I should know because I was the longest champion you had in OCW until I let personal get in the way of business. But now this is all business and I don’t give a damn who’s in my way.
So the first show is called Danger. You know, I’ve been to different places and they’ve come up with creative names but no, let’s go into a board meeting and put our heads together and come up with a name that doesn’t sound like a kindergartener came up with and after a long day, you came up with Danger. So you’re going to give a sold out Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado a show called Danger? This is going to be a ball and I’m not talking about this arena. See I’ve got to worry about three other men climbing the same ladder to get gold that I want to wear. Yeah I know I said to myself that I didn’t want this and I wanted to go for something else because I’ve held the Rebellion title which has now become this Fight4 title or whatever you wanna call it, but Je$tyr, you might call it your precious and GOTH, you stupid fuck, you already got a ass kicking coming to you after I did you a solid and you ended up dropping the ball. And superman I mean Alexander Davenport, how the hell did you get in this match? You got in here because you’re friends with management.
You know, it’s great that this show is called Danger because that’s what each of you are in. You’re stepping in the ring with a guy who’s pissed off and will do whatever it takes to make sure none of you walk out of this ring with that title and judging by my past, you might not walk out of this ring at all. The thing about this match is being a ladder match, anything goes which means I can’t wait until you see what I have in store for each of you. Now that I think of it, it’s been a while since I used glass…oh wait I can’t spoil the fun. You’ll just have to see later tonight when I bring my friends…I mean invite you all to this place that I like to call my playground”.
The camera feed fades to a black screen and cuts off.
[Minutes before his match]
A video feed that shows [recorded earlier] plays and the camera feed records as The Dynasty arrives at the arena but only two people get out of the black SUV. Paul Sinclair steps out and looks back as Blake Anderson steps out as well and as they take a step forward, the SUV drives off but another black SUV quickly pulls up behind them and as the door opens, two men step out dressed in black suits.
Paul smiles and says “oh good, Tama and AJ are here”.
Blake looks at Paul hoping the camera didn’t pick up on what was said and then looks into the camera.
“In OCW, I was the longest reigning champion and I wasn’t even the world champion. You know, maybe that should change. Maybe I should go after the world champion in the new EPW but before I can look at that I got three idiots I’ve got to put in their place and two of them I have to put in their place again. If it means me winning this Fight4 title or whatever you wanna call it, fine, but after I do that then I’m taking what I want and what I want is what you have and oh yeah, I told you I was inviting some friends to play at the playground”.
Blake grins as all four men walk past the camera and into the building. The camera feed fades to a black screen then cuts off.
