Post by jestyrseryous on May 28, 2024 21:42:01 GMT -5
…I dunno about yall muh phuckerz but I have had my
Two dumb cunts, who wanna shove their even douchier boy friends down our throats because one stole their other’s phuckin Barbies when they were younger and didn’t give em back or whatever stupid shit. And that’s not even mentioning the sacrilege that has befallen what they are trying to pass off as CHAMPIONSHIP gold in this place. We like I said I dunno about yall, but I’ve had my fill and I think it’s phuckin HIGHTIME the people who can do something about this sheer and utter bullshit ya know
…OF COURSE I AM!!! Cause LiSSeN…EVERY PERSON in this room has been personally ostrichsized and outcast at one point or another during their careers in this business because they deem us the troublemakers. They say we’re the monsters. Well I say PHUCK THAT! You know what else I think? I think we are the one and only cure this business has, it may suck for them, but even children need to be phuckin force fed their robitussin for their own good from time to time…and lady and gentlemen make no phucking mistake about it…THIS DEFINITEY BE
You’re all still sitting so I will go ahead and assume to one degree or another you agree. Which means I have your interest enough for you all to hear my carefully laid out plan! And believe me when I tell ya enemy of my enemiez which by proxy makes us
SO…TO begin
As we see EPW’s GOODEST BAD GUY pacing back and fourth inside of the…YA KNOW WHAT NOSEY ROSEY’Z yall don’t worry about where the phuck we at! All yall needa know is this here! We are in the conference room in some nice hotel that may or may not be in the city where the 4th episode of DANGER is going to go live in a day or two. Now who is this clown talking to about causing such a RUCKUS…Well if we wanted yall to know that shit we’d show ya, but don’t worry pussies…
But as he stands in his purple suit lookin dapper as always, in the middle of one of the most important tangents he has ever given in his entire pro career he is RUDELY INTERRUPTED by someone rap, rap, rapping on the chamber door! Jestyr SeRyOU$ stops looks down and his eyes shoot to the door glaring ice daggers. Aggravation doesn’t even begin to describe the look on his face as he cannot stand to be interrupted by nobody! SO yall remember that shit, cause if you do…ITS ASS PROMISE!
But he takes his hands and tugs at the sides of his jacket and collects himself quickly regaining his swiped composure. He then looks up at his possibly captive audience and holds up his index finger offering an evil sly smile as he motions he needs but a moment to deal with this new nuisance! He skips over to the door as he hears another knock. He rolls his eyes as he stops from laughing as he says…
WHOOOOO THE PHUCK IS ITTTTTT?
He pauses for a moment as he hears a very soft if not sexy voice coming from the otherside. As you turn your volume up loud enough to hear it you can’t help but feel it familiar at that.
Mr. SeRyOu$?...It’s…It’s TAYLOR MAYDE I was sent by Britt Balor, your boss to get your thoughts on your match against Colossus this week on Danger, remember we spoke on the phone earlier?
Jestyr looks at everyone else in the room and his smile turns to laughter as he holds up his index finger over his mouth quieting himself as he raises his eyebrows and rebuttes…
RIGHT…RIGHT MY DEAR GIRL…UnO MoMeNTO IF YOU PLEASE!!!!
SHe says OK or whatever as Jestyr then walks back towards his board meeting, and looks over at his accomplice, fuck buddy, and partner in crime Ms. BeHaVe who has her faced painted up all pretty and her black raven hair in the cutest pigtails you ever seen on a sheer psychopath, as he nods towards the door and quaintly says…
Eh, BeHaVe…IT’S FOR YOU MY DEAR!!! Ohh and BeHaVe…You officially have my permission to
…Ya KNoW, JUST DON’T KILL THE BITCH!!!
THANX MR. J! I PROMISE ILL TRY AND BE GOOD!!!!
ANd with that she reaches behind her and removes a roll of sexy silver duct tape and pulls out a strip making that even sexier sound it makes when u pull on it a wee bit. Jestyr then turns back to his accomplices and says…
K..NoW WHeRe THe PHuCK WuZ WE!!!
Then the screen goes black cause what we need yall to see next is kinda important, and phucked up, but IMPORTANT NONE THE LESS…So shut up and enjoy cause we sure as shit did!
Scene opens up in the wilderness of Indiana somewhere, we didn’t bring our GPS so we’re not even sure where the phuck we are. The only place anyone has the faintest idea of where they are at is EPW’s NuMBa ONe ANNouNCa, Taylor Mayde who looks like she was beaten within an inch of her life as she is running and breathing as fast and frantically as possible. SHe is terrified utterly as she stops for a moment to summon up the strength to belt out the loudest
HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP
She possibly can, but its kinda funny because it sounds like one of My Little Ponys pleading for her life. We hear some rustling in the bushes and then one very loud and scary
Camera pans around and we see PooR Taylor Madye has been on the run from one of Indy’s own infamously terrifying BLACK BEARS. Someone should have told this silly bitch the absolute worst thing one can do is RUN FROM A PHUCKING BEAR!!! But she like her dumb cunt friend aren’t really STAND YOUR GROUND kinda ppl so par for the course really! Taylor swings her head around as tears begin to roll down her face before her head completely sinks as she finds herself out of running room…completely staring at a rather unclimbable collection of stones blocking her exit. She slowly backs against the rocks silently praying to God for a miracle as the bear stalks his prey. He gets within almost swiping distance as the massive black beast stands up on its hind legs and lets out another loud
That then pales in comparison to the next sound…
Bear blood and guts splatter all over her wet and torn clothes and bruised up face as her jaw is practically in the dirt as she is stunned silent to find her prayers have been answered by the most unlikely…SHe finds herself glaring at THE CLOWN…THE SeRyOu$ one standing before her shotgun on his hip dressed in all camo even with a fake beard and mullet almost lookin like his fellow native coon-ass DUCK DYNASTY cast members. He takes a few steps closer to the now downed and dead black bear, but Je$TyR SeRyOu$ isn’t one to take chances so he rips off the mullet and beard, popping a cigarette in his mouth, while reaching for his hip swiftly removing his Rick Grimes 357 MaGNuM pistol pointing it at the bears head, cocks back the hammer looks at Taylor flashing his trademark arrogant smirk as his mouth slightly opens as his fingers press down to the sound of an even louder and much messer
Jestyr holds up the pistol and shakes it as he looks at Taylor completely covered in bear blood and guts and starts laughing. We are watching from his PoV as her eyes roll into the back of her head and she faints as the laughing only grows louder!
The sound of loud smashing is coming from the inside of this tiny little shed still somewhere in the wilderness, the scene then quickly cuts inside where we see poor Taylor Madye duct taped almost from head to toe in a swivel chair the only thing we can see is that pretty little face of hers with a piece of duct tape across her mouth that has that word SHHHHH crudely written over it. Behave is on her phone watching porn, while the CLoWN is…well being him
There is a large wooden table that has the carcass of our dearly departed black bear on it head severed but still right next to its body face smashed to shit with a Colossus mask crudley placed on it and next to it, a uhhhh nother important defining feature of this bear wrapped in white plastic wrap. Jestyr is sitting with a nearly rusted and broken black stool writing on a white piece of paper with his trusty purple crayon.
We see Taylor’s eyes open as she suddenly realizes where she is and goes to scream, but can’t cause if ya can’t duct it…well you know what they say. Behave is the first to notice this as Jestyr is very hard at work, so Behave does what she normally has to do for this absent mind phuckhead from time to time…
MR. J!
SHe says nodding in Taylor’s direction, as Jestyr’s eyes quickly shoot over and then suddenly become alive with excitiment
CONFOUND IT WOMAN CAN’T YOU SEE I’M….OHHHH well GooD MoRNiNG there MiSS LaDy how very kind of you to rejoin us! ANd what perfect timing you have! You see your boss originally sent you to get my thoughts on my match against that gigantic tub of
I MEAN BE SeRyOu$ am I RIGHT?...ANd look I see your mouth moving, and I know you are supposed to be asking me questions and shit, but I find questions…especially ones that come from you or Britt Balor to be well
And that’s not even mentioning the fact that these days especially I find myself to be more of an
And believe me if there is anything EPW needs at present it’s answers. SO anyway I just finished writing my thoughts about C-LoSS and that phucking garage sale suit of a human being that talks and thinks for him down and I’d like you to hear it so you can at least go back to your friend and say if nothing else you did your job! K so shhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA…Sorry, I’m just HiLaRiOu$!!
SO
Dear DICK TRICKLE and your 500lb tub of stupid known as C-LoSS. A little birdie told me all about the shit yall was talkin about me and I’m not sure but I think it’s against the rules for me to respond to any of it in the here and now, but then again I’m like hey this is
So PHUCK THE RULEZ AND MORE IMPORTANTLY PHUCK THE BOTH OF YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACES and every single thing you had to say about me, because I may be the one who wears the make up around this bitch but let us make no mistake about this shit come the end of the next episode of Danger the one thing that is going to be abundantly clear is that the two biggest
Because well before you two start throwing the originality insults around let us take a look at the fact that the two of you phucking MO-MO’s look like recycled shit from the phucking 80’s and let me tell you two twats something about the
ANd let’s stop for a moment and consider the fact that I been doin this shit for almost twenty phucking years and what you think C-LoSS is the first 500lb MORON I’VE PUT DOWN? He aint the biggest I faced and he damn sure aint the baddest, but one thing he just may very well be is the phucking
Mr. NOT SO DAVID COPPERFIELD! I don’t know where or why you suddenly repapeard but let’s get one thing straight slick you keep phucking around with me and the next time you vanish mi amigo it will be
THINK IT’S A FN GAME ASSHAT! Look he’s big and he’s strong whoopty phuckin do. BUt the fact that he takes his marching orders from someone who has a dumber name than every single male porn star I presently emply just proves my point for me. You two are way in over your heads and you couldn’t be facing me at a worse time! Because well if you want the truth it doesn’t matter what you are or arent afraid of at present but come Wedesday morning you two will know better than each and every person in or associated with the EPW in any fashion who the single most
Nevermind I have done more in five minutes here then you two twats have collectively done in your entire careers. Nevermind where I came from, worry about where the phuck I am going and what I am fixing to do, and what I am fixing to do is take your worst nightmare and bring it to life, because good luck being taken SeRyOu$Ly after I expose you two for the two bit circus act the both of you are and have been since the moment you stepped phucking foot IN MY RASSLIN COMPANY known as ELEVATE PRO WRESTLING. Cause after what happened at the PPV, I have a message I need to send as loudly and clearly as I can to anyone with eyes watching EPW and that includes the two dumb cunts who sign our pay checks. I have to show them and the two of you what happens when you phuck with me! Cause by the time its all said and done I assure all of you that the only person that’s gunna be phucking laughing
ANd it’s me EVERY GOT DAMN TIME!!! BEcause while you may not carry one DICK, I see straight through you and your overweight ogre as the cheap shit racket you are! Because you sending anyone in the ring to face me that isn’t smart enough to walk and chew gum at the same time is pretty much a DEATH SENTENCE that mind you will be carried out in phuckng public, and if you keep running your stupid mouth and stick your nose in my business then just know I am just waiting to give you the nastiest knuckle
ANd STONE HIGHMORE WILL then come out of no where and inform them all that JESTYR SERYOUS was awarded another FLAWLESS VICTORY, and that my two sorry sacks of shit is what it’s like when I make ya bitch asses
…BETTER ASK SOMEONE!!!!
There how was that?...Ohh wait HAHA sorry!!!
Jestyr leans over and rips the duct tape off of Taylor’s mouth as she pitifully mummers one word…
PLEASE
Jestyr looks at Behave and laughs as he sits in her lap pulling a switch blade out of his pocket and presses the button extending the blade.
Please? Ohhh no sweetheart you don’t need to ask me for anything I’m not gunna hurt you…I never hurt you. Actually I kinda totally saved your life so you know what that means? YOU OWE ME! But don’t worry I’m not going to ask much, I just need you to go back to the arena and make sure C-LoSS and DICKIE THE DUMBASS get their bear head, and your friendy friend gets the big ole black bear dick I chopped off for her as a symbol, because look I need you to listen this last part is VERY IMPORTANT! Tell that bitch she has until the end of DANGER to return my RISE UP championship to me or there will be so much CHAOS MUCHING ON A BLACK BEAR WEINER WILL BE THE LEAST OF HER PHUCKNG PROBLEMS!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAH…K we’re done here…Behave take this bitch home! ANd don’t hurt her…ANYMORE! K THANX THIS WAS FUN…ANd know what else?
….It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
!!!!!F’N FILL OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!
THeRe IS SoMeTHiNG TeRRiBLy WRONG WITH PRO RASSLIN EPW ESPECIALLY!
Two dumb cunts, who wanna shove their even douchier boy friends down our throats because one stole their other’s phuckin Barbies when they were younger and didn’t give em back or whatever stupid shit. And that’s not even mentioning the sacrilege that has befallen what they are trying to pass off as CHAMPIONSHIP gold in this place. We like I said I dunno about yall, but I’ve had my fill and I think it’s phuckin HIGHTIME the people who can do something about this sheer and utter bullshit ya know
!!!!!DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!
CaUse FoR ReaLZ YALL ENOUGH IS F’N ENOUGH AMIRITE???
…OF COURSE I AM!!! Cause LiSSeN…EVERY PERSON in this room has been personally ostrichsized and outcast at one point or another during their careers in this business because they deem us the troublemakers. They say we’re the monsters. Well I say PHUCK THAT! You know what else I think? I think we are the one and only cure this business has, it may suck for them, but even children need to be phuckin force fed their robitussin for their own good from time to time…and lady and gentlemen make no phucking mistake about it…THIS DEFINITEY BE
!!!!!ONe oF THeM F’N TiMEZ!!!!!!
SO IF THEY WANT CHAOS…I SAY WE GIVE EM JUST THAT!!!!!
You’re all still sitting so I will go ahead and assume to one degree or another you agree. Which means I have your interest enough for you all to hear my carefully laid out plan! And believe me when I tell ya enemy of my enemiez which by proxy makes us
~$~ F.R.I.E.N.D.Z. ~$~
CAUSE oF ALL THE SCHEMEZ YOUR BOY’Z EVER HATCHED THIS ONE IS A DOOZY!!!
SO…TO begin
*KNOCK KNOCK*
UHHHH RUDE!!!!
As we see EPW’s GOODEST BAD GUY pacing back and fourth inside of the…YA KNOW WHAT NOSEY ROSEY’Z yall don’t worry about where the phuck we at! All yall needa know is this here! We are in the conference room in some nice hotel that may or may not be in the city where the 4th episode of DANGER is going to go live in a day or two. Now who is this clown talking to about causing such a RUCKUS…Well if we wanted yall to know that shit we’d show ya, but don’t worry pussies…
~$~ YoU’LL FiND OuT SooN ENoUGH ~$~
…PROMISE, MEANNNNN ITTTTT!!!!!!
But as he stands in his purple suit lookin dapper as always, in the middle of one of the most important tangents he has ever given in his entire pro career he is RUDELY INTERRUPTED by someone rap, rap, rapping on the chamber door! Jestyr SeRyOU$ stops looks down and his eyes shoot to the door glaring ice daggers. Aggravation doesn’t even begin to describe the look on his face as he cannot stand to be interrupted by nobody! SO yall remember that shit, cause if you do…ITS ASS PROMISE!
But he takes his hands and tugs at the sides of his jacket and collects himself quickly regaining his swiped composure. He then looks up at his possibly captive audience and holds up his index finger offering an evil sly smile as he motions he needs but a moment to deal with this new nuisance! He skips over to the door as he hears another knock. He rolls his eyes as he stops from laughing as he says…
WHOOOOO THE PHUCK IS ITTTTTT?
He pauses for a moment as he hears a very soft if not sexy voice coming from the otherside. As you turn your volume up loud enough to hear it you can’t help but feel it familiar at that.
Mr. SeRyOu$?...It’s…It’s TAYLOR MAYDE I was sent by Britt Balor, your boss to get your thoughts on your match against Colossus this week on Danger, remember we spoke on the phone earlier?
Jestyr looks at everyone else in the room and his smile turns to laughter as he holds up his index finger over his mouth quieting himself as he raises his eyebrows and rebuttes…
RIGHT…RIGHT MY DEAR GIRL…UnO MoMeNTO IF YOU PLEASE!!!!
SHe says OK or whatever as Jestyr then walks back towards his board meeting, and looks over at his accomplice, fuck buddy, and partner in crime Ms. BeHaVe who has her faced painted up all pretty and her black raven hair in the cutest pigtails you ever seen on a sheer psychopath, as he nods towards the door and quaintly says…
Eh, BeHaVe…IT’S FOR YOU MY DEAR!!! Ohh and BeHaVe…You officially have my permission to
~!$!~ M$. BeHaVe ~!$!~
…AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!
…Ya KNoW, JUST DON’T KILL THE BITCH!!!
THANX MR. J! I PROMISE ILL TRY AND BE GOOD!!!!
ANd with that she reaches behind her and removes a roll of sexy silver duct tape and pulls out a strip making that even sexier sound it makes when u pull on it a wee bit. Jestyr then turns back to his accomplices and says…
K..NoW WHeRe THe PHuCK WuZ WE!!!
Then the screen goes black cause what we need yall to see next is kinda important, and phucked up, but IMPORTANT NONE THE LESS…So shut up and enjoy cause we sure as shit did!
…LiL WHiLe LaTeR
Scene opens up in the wilderness of Indiana somewhere, we didn’t bring our GPS so we’re not even sure where the phuck we are. The only place anyone has the faintest idea of where they are at is EPW’s NuMBa ONe ANNouNCa, Taylor Mayde who looks like she was beaten within an inch of her life as she is running and breathing as fast and frantically as possible. SHe is terrified utterly as she stops for a moment to summon up the strength to belt out the loudest
HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP
She possibly can, but its kinda funny because it sounds like one of My Little Ponys pleading for her life. We hear some rustling in the bushes and then one very loud and scary
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR
Camera pans around and we see PooR Taylor Madye has been on the run from one of Indy’s own infamously terrifying BLACK BEARS. Someone should have told this silly bitch the absolute worst thing one can do is RUN FROM A PHUCKING BEAR!!! But she like her dumb cunt friend aren’t really STAND YOUR GROUND kinda ppl so par for the course really! Taylor swings her head around as tears begin to roll down her face before her head completely sinks as she finds herself out of running room…completely staring at a rather unclimbable collection of stones blocking her exit. She slowly backs against the rocks silently praying to God for a miracle as the bear stalks his prey. He gets within almost swiping distance as the massive black beast stands up on its hind legs and lets out another loud
ROARRRRRRRRR
That then pales in comparison to the next sound…
*chick-chick*
!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!
*CHICK-CHICK*
!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!
Bear blood and guts splatter all over her wet and torn clothes and bruised up face as her jaw is practically in the dirt as she is stunned silent to find her prayers have been answered by the most unlikely…SHe finds herself glaring at THE CLOWN…THE SeRyOu$ one standing before her shotgun on his hip dressed in all camo even with a fake beard and mullet almost lookin like his fellow native coon-ass DUCK DYNASTY cast members. He takes a few steps closer to the now downed and dead black bear, but Je$TyR SeRyOu$ isn’t one to take chances so he rips off the mullet and beard, popping a cigarette in his mouth, while reaching for his hip swiftly removing his Rick Grimes 357 MaGNuM pistol pointing it at the bears head, cocks back the hammer looks at Taylor flashing his trademark arrogant smirk as his mouth slightly opens as his fingers press down to the sound of an even louder and much messer
!!!!!BAM!!!!!
BaM, BaM, BaM, BaM, BaM…CLICKCLICK
Jestyr holds up the pistol and shakes it as he looks at Taylor completely covered in bear blood and guts and starts laughing. We are watching from his PoV as her eyes roll into the back of her head and she faints as the laughing only grows louder!
…ANoTHeR LiL BiT LaTeR!!!
The sound of loud smashing is coming from the inside of this tiny little shed still somewhere in the wilderness, the scene then quickly cuts inside where we see poor Taylor Madye duct taped almost from head to toe in a swivel chair the only thing we can see is that pretty little face of hers with a piece of duct tape across her mouth that has that word SHHHHH crudely written over it. Behave is on her phone watching porn, while the CLoWN is…well being him
There is a large wooden table that has the carcass of our dearly departed black bear on it head severed but still right next to its body face smashed to shit with a Colossus mask crudley placed on it and next to it, a uhhhh nother important defining feature of this bear wrapped in white plastic wrap. Jestyr is sitting with a nearly rusted and broken black stool writing on a white piece of paper with his trusty purple crayon.
We see Taylor’s eyes open as she suddenly realizes where she is and goes to scream, but can’t cause if ya can’t duct it…well you know what they say. Behave is the first to notice this as Jestyr is very hard at work, so Behave does what she normally has to do for this absent mind phuckhead from time to time…
MR. J!
SHe says nodding in Taylor’s direction, as Jestyr’s eyes quickly shoot over and then suddenly become alive with excitiment
CONFOUND IT WOMAN CAN’T YOU SEE I’M….OHHHH well GooD MoRNiNG there MiSS LaDy how very kind of you to rejoin us! ANd what perfect timing you have! You see your boss originally sent you to get my thoughts on my match against that gigantic tub of
!!!!!!!F’N STOOPID!!!!!!
THe NeANDeRTHaLZ on THe WROnG SiDe Of THe GUaRDRAIL FOOLISHLY CALL COLOSSUS!!!
I MEAN BE SeRyOu$ am I RIGHT?...ANd look I see your mouth moving, and I know you are supposed to be asking me questions and shit, but I find questions…especially ones that come from you or Britt Balor to be well
!!!!!!D-U-M-B!!!!!!
CaUse WELL THEY CAME FROM ONE OR BOTH OF YOU AND HA!
And that’s not even mentioning the fact that these days especially I find myself to be more of an
~!$!~ ANSWER MAN ~!$!~
ANY F’N WAY!!!!
And believe me if there is anything EPW needs at present it’s answers. SO anyway I just finished writing my thoughts about C-LoSS and that phucking garage sale suit of a human being that talks and thinks for him down and I’d like you to hear it so you can at least go back to your friend and say if nothing else you did your job! K so shhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA…Sorry, I’m just HiLaRiOu$!!
SO
AHHHHEEEEMMMMMM
Dear DICK TRICKLE and your 500lb tub of stupid known as C-LoSS. A little birdie told me all about the shit yall was talkin about me and I’m not sure but I think it’s against the rules for me to respond to any of it in the here and now, but then again I’m like hey this is
!!!!!!E.P.W.!!!!!!!
…SO WHAT WE ALL OF A SUDDEN GIVE A PHUCK ABOUT THE RULEZ NOW?
So PHUCK THE RULEZ AND MORE IMPORTANTLY PHUCK THE BOTH OF YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACES and every single thing you had to say about me, because I may be the one who wears the make up around this bitch but let us make no mistake about this shit come the end of the next episode of Danger the one thing that is going to be abundantly clear is that the two biggest
!!!!!F’N CLOWNZ!!!!!
IN EPW ARE YOU TWO DIPSHITZ!!!!
Because well before you two start throwing the originality insults around let us take a look at the fact that the two of you phucking MO-MO’s look like recycled shit from the phucking 80’s and let me tell you two twats something about the
!!!!F’N 80’z!!!!!
THAT DECADE IS THE DIRECT RESULT OF THE 70’s VOMITING AND THE 90’s TAKING A SHIT MMMMKAYYYYY???
ANd let’s stop for a moment and consider the fact that I been doin this shit for almost twenty phucking years and what you think C-LoSS is the first 500lb MORON I’VE PUT DOWN? He aint the biggest I faced and he damn sure aint the baddest, but one thing he just may very well be is the phucking
!!!!!D.U.M.B.E.S.T.!!!!!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU STOP AND CONSIDER HE TAKES HIS ORDERS FROM AN ASS LIKE DICK TRICKLE!!!
Mr. NOT SO DAVID COPPERFIELD! I don’t know where or why you suddenly repapeard but let’s get one thing straight slick you keep phucking around with me and the next time you vanish mi amigo it will be
!!!!!!F’N PERMANENT!!!!!!
AND ILL PUT YOUR STUPID ASS SOMEWHERE GOD WON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!!
THINK IT’S A FN GAME ASSHAT! Look he’s big and he’s strong whoopty phuckin do. BUt the fact that he takes his marching orders from someone who has a dumber name than every single male porn star I presently emply just proves my point for me. You two are way in over your heads and you couldn’t be facing me at a worse time! Because well if you want the truth it doesn’t matter what you are or arent afraid of at present but come Wedesday morning you two will know better than each and every person in or associated with the EPW in any fashion who the single most
!!!!!DaNGeRoU$ MaN IN EPW!!!!!
THeRE IZ WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!
Nevermind I have done more in five minutes here then you two twats have collectively done in your entire careers. Nevermind where I came from, worry about where the phuck I am going and what I am fixing to do, and what I am fixing to do is take your worst nightmare and bring it to life, because good luck being taken SeRyOu$Ly after I expose you two for the two bit circus act the both of you are and have been since the moment you stepped phucking foot IN MY RASSLIN COMPANY known as ELEVATE PRO WRESTLING. Cause after what happened at the PPV, I have a message I need to send as loudly and clearly as I can to anyone with eyes watching EPW and that includes the two dumb cunts who sign our pay checks. I have to show them and the two of you what happens when you phuck with me! Cause by the time its all said and done I assure all of you that the only person that’s gunna be phucking laughing
!!!!! IS SeRyOu$Ly GuNNa Be ME!!!!!
AN THe ONLy PeRSoN WHo MaTTeRZ is THe ONe WHo GeTZ THe LaST F’N LauGH!
ANd it’s me EVERY GOT DAMN TIME!!! BEcause while you may not carry one DICK, I see straight through you and your overweight ogre as the cheap shit racket you are! Because you sending anyone in the ring to face me that isn’t smart enough to walk and chew gum at the same time is pretty much a DEATH SENTENCE that mind you will be carried out in phuckng public, and if you keep running your stupid mouth and stick your nose in my business then just know I am just waiting to give you the nastiest knuckle
!!!!!F’N SAMMICH YOU EVER BEEN FORCE FED!!!!!
NoT 2 MeNTIOn THE MoRTAL KoMBAT UPPERCUT I GOT w YOUR STUPID NAME ON IT!!!!
ANd STONE HIGHMORE WILL then come out of no where and inform them all that JESTYR SERYOUS was awarded another FLAWLESS VICTORY, and that my two sorry sacks of shit is what it’s like when I make ya bitch asses
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
AN WHILE IT WILL BE GLORIOUS IT WONT BE PRETTY!!!!!
…BETTER ASK SOMEONE!!!!
-LaUGHIN ALWAY$
-Je$TyR SeRyOu$
P.S. Taylor has a BEAR head for you straight from here in INDIANA just to show your idiot companion what happens to big dumb animals who PHUCK WITH ME!!!
There how was that?...Ohh wait HAHA sorry!!!
Jestyr leans over and rips the duct tape off of Taylor’s mouth as she pitifully mummers one word…
PLEASE
Jestyr looks at Behave and laughs as he sits in her lap pulling a switch blade out of his pocket and presses the button extending the blade.
Please? Ohhh no sweetheart you don’t need to ask me for anything I’m not gunna hurt you…I never hurt you. Actually I kinda totally saved your life so you know what that means? YOU OWE ME! But don’t worry I’m not going to ask much, I just need you to go back to the arena and make sure C-LoSS and DICKIE THE DUMBASS get their bear head, and your friendy friend gets the big ole black bear dick I chopped off for her as a symbol, because look I need you to listen this last part is VERY IMPORTANT! Tell that bitch she has until the end of DANGER to return my RISE UP championship to me or there will be so much CHAOS MUCHING ON A BLACK BEAR WEINER WILL BE THE LEAST OF HER PHUCKNG PROBLEMS!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAH…K we’re done here…Behave take this bitch home! ANd don’t hurt her…ANYMORE! K THANX THIS WAS FUN…ANd know what else?
….It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
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