Post by jestyrseryous on Jun 10, 2024 1:33:19 GMT -5
SO LiKe ONCe UPoN A TiMe, oR WHaTeVeR…
I heard this KooKoo BITCH SAY…
“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes,"”...Or something like that I’m totally PaRaPHRaZiN!!! But point is boyz and girlz and everything else in between, I’m finna do a literal
But before I do all that I thought of that crazy lil quote I heard from that even crazier BIATCH, and well it got me to thinkin. I refuse to make the same mistake that muscle bound mouth breathin
In overestimating himself, and dramatically underestimating his opposition, which is why his butt stays hurt so much, but DAMNIT! SEE I need to wait…NEED TO DO BETTER CLOWN…DO BETTER! HAHAHAHAAH, SoRRy…
BUT, for shits and GiGZ, and for the sake of saying I was willing to prove before and after that I am not just the better man but the bigger one as well, I should at least do everything in my power to try and see things from his very narrow minded
Especially when you stop to consider that this fools point of view on a good day is short sighted at phucking best! THis phuckin MO-MO is so mixed up in his own got damn head he doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his phucking WATCH! And I find the fact that he has spent so much time at the top of the card not only baffling but border line
SO obviously before I underestimate this fool I need to do something about it! Because as I have made perfectly clear since I phuckin got here, I may seem like a got damn loon to most people especially thick skulled MORONZ like our boy DONNIE I assure each and every got damn one of you I am without doubt, hands phuckin down the
Especially after dealing with STALE FARTS LIKE DONNIE F’N HARRIS! But in order to be seen as such I need to prove as much right?...RIGHT!!! ANd I need to at least attempt to try and learn about my opponent to make sure something didn’t slip through the cracks and therefore allowing it to later resurface only to bite me on my very cute BuM! NO SIR NOT ME! SO I went out of my way to arrange a way for me to accomplish this! Cause if you are watching this Donnie and I know you IZ, I want you to know how important to me
THis is my first main event and you are the rung on the ladder I have been itching to get to, and here is my chance to prove that I am the wind of change this company has been aching for since we rebranded! I’ve been ignored, I’ve been overlooked, I’ve been used as a pawn in the worst game of chess ever between two dumb ass cunts who don’t even know how to properly play metaphorical chess, and I’ve had enough! I have proven time and time again I am more than a one trick pony, I have proven to be one of if not the most dangerous men on the entire roster, but not only that the one thing I do better than each and every last one of you is actually
So PHUCK YOU DONNIE HARRIS, I’m not climbing in that ASSYLUM just to beat you…No sir I am going to do any and everything in my power to MAME, BREAK, and DESTROY YOU! ANd the reason you don’t like me so much is deep down you know I can do it! And while I think that is utterly hilarious I realized I don’t know shit about you! Mostly because when you talk my mind wanders to literally anything else, but I believe I’ve a solution! We should talk like gentlemen and get to know each other a bit before we try and bash each other’s brainz in don’t ya think? Wait…you do know how to think right?...Wait
SO I came all the way home, made a bunch of phone callz, and ladies and gentlemen do I have the BIGGEST PHUCKING SURPRISE FOR EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! TODAY, RIGHT NOW AS A MATTER OF FACT I am going to have a sit down interview with the half ass half wit himself DONNIE PHUCKIN HARRIS…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I KNOW! I am a miracle phucking worker extraordinaire!
So what yall say we cut the bullshit and get to it huh? GOT SOOO MUCH to talk about to someone who normally don’t have
Scene then FINALLY F’n opens inside of the flagship of the fleet of strip clubs THE CLOWN owns on Bourbon Street. The one and only one that features the luscious ladies of your wettest dreams. The pearl of the most sinful street in the world BOURBON STREET, the palace of lust known as OUTLAWZ…YAY!!!!
Tonight, we find ourselves in what is normally the conference room in Johnny Stylez elaborate strip club, but for all intents and purposes tonight it has been transformed into a very elaborate interview era with a GIANT Joker face backdrop. Jestyr’s desk is where it normally is and right beside it is one of the most uncomfortable chairs he could get his hands on, because Donnie’s got that stick so far up his ass he won’t be comfortable any got damn way!
Jestyr stands from behind his desk and with a mocking arrogant smirk on his face bows and says…
SO let’s go head and bring this DOUCHE CANOE out! Ladies and gentlemen the soon to be
CRYING LIKE A BITCH by Godsmack plays in the background as everyone at home sits with baited breath as they watch as suddenly Ms. BeHaVe crawling on all fours emerging from behind the curtain walking an OFFICIAL Donnie Harris action figure from the latest line of EPW action figures. In one of his hands he has a kendo stick and the other looks like weights that were crudely drawn and colored and cut out of looseleaf paper. The camera quickly cuts to Jestyr who is glaring daggers into the camera with a smug IM TRYING SO HARD not to laugh look on his face.
There would be applause in the background but this is Donnie Harris aint no one excited to see this twat! Jestyr motions for him to sit in his seat and when Behave finally crawls over she sits him in the seat and then quickly goes and sits behind it because well who else is gunna do the phucking voice? See this is an accurate portrayal sounds like a silly bitch and this action figure actually has way more
But anyway on with the F’N SHOW!
DoNNiE DoNNiE DoNNIE MY BOY WELCOME TO THE SHOW, how are you? What you got with ya there buddy?
It’s my KENDO STICK CLOWN! THe weapon I specialize in that I’m GUNNA BEAT YOU UP WITH!
Uhh yeah UH-HUH and what’s in the other hand dildo?
WEIGHTS YOU IDIOT! MY WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON! I have to perfectly train myself so I can make sure I actually win my next title match!
Well I mean this has been your method the entire time?
OF COURSE ASSHOLE! You don’t become a perfect weapon overnight! YOU GOTTA TRAIN HARD AND PRACTICE USING JAPANESE DEATH WEAPONS! THATS HOW YOU BECOME AN ELIMINATOR!
Yeah but I mean it hasn’t like REALLY worked, so like what the actual phuck is this whole dog and pony show about really?
Wait stop you are using way too many big words! SPEAK AMERICAN IDIOT! Besides I thought you were supposed to be asking me questions!
Uhhh that was a question my boy!
REAL QUESTIONS!
OK, FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY D-BaG DoNNIE! OK I got one…SO I heard you shooting your knob polisher off the other day and you were talking about not being “PROPERLY BEATEN” here in the EPW, but see the thing of it is I have watched a few of your matches getting ready to put you down on the next episode of DANGER and well you have ZERO PROBLEM taking credit for the wins from the matches that have shenanigans in them, so why do those count but the losses aren’t “proper beatings?” In my experience winning is winning and losing is losing, because the only thing that matters in the game of pro rasslin is winning, and you win by any means necessary…DO you understand?
Well you used a lot of big words in there too but I think I got it. But you are just a stupid idiot and I will put an end to your CHAOS, because well I’m DONNIE HARRIS!
…Of course you are SWEETIE! OF COURSE YOU ARE! But even if you answered my question YOU STILL WOULDN’T FUCKIN GET IT…ANd while I do have the crayons and construction paper to explain this shit to you right here and right now I’m afraid this lesson will be best taught at Danger when I put you and your health in
SO
SHUT YOUR MOUTH CLOWN! You aren’t gunna do anything to me, what kind of weapons do you specialize in huh? I’m a skilled warrior, I used bushidos, nun-chuckaz, ketoz…
Keto?...Isn’t that a diet?
GOD YOUR QUESTIONS ARE DUMB! YEs keto is a diet, I SAID MY WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON KEEP UP!
Look here shortstack I don’t have to specialize in weapons, as a matter of phucking fact I could and will fuck your whole shit up with a got damn
Cause that is what you don’t understand! It’s why you have come up on the losing end of almost every match that actually matters since you been here DoGGiE! But ya know what we are just gunna sit here and keep going in circles…And well this lesson is something I can show ya better than I can tell ya! SO leave your Japanese fuckstick and DUMBELLZ and come with me I need to show you something!
Is it my epic VICTORY over DAMAGE last week?
WHAT? NO! Why the phuck would I?...Look I am going to show you the main difference between you and me! I am going to show you why you are in way over your head as USUAL! And why there is literally nothing you can do to avoid the inevitable painful future that lies ahead of you! SO shut your bitch ass up and come on it’s gunna be FUN! The kinda fun that’ll
We find ourselves outside live on BOURBON STREET. The streets are blocked off in both directions as in the distance we can see three very large semi trucks, WALMART, TARGET, AMAZON…there are even EBAY chars and shit. But the main focus is the large pile of boxes piled up in the middle of the street. We see BRAZZER girls Brooklyn Chase and Katrina Jade finish piling up the boxes in the middle of the street.
THe camera zooms in closer and we notice that the entire LARGE pile is comprised of every…and we do mean EVERY F’N DONNIE HARRIS action figure THE CLOWN could get his hands on. It is a significantly large pile, and as the girls put the last four boxes on the ground we then see Jestyr and Ms. Behave holding LiL DoNNIe in her hands as Jestyr nods towards his girls and they grab two very large cans of gasoline and begin to dump them all over the boxes.
Naturally since this is happening on Bourbon Street it has happened to draw a rather large crowd and since this is the home base of Je$TyR SeRyOu$ some of the fans brought signs that say
Jestyr reaches in his suit pocket and pulls out his pack of LUCKY’s and pops a cigarette in his mouth as he watches his girlz dump the cans of gasoline all over every Donnie Harris action figure there is or was to be had. THen we hear Ms. Behave once again do the voice of LIL DONNIE as if the interview was still going on which it kinda is…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CLOWN?
This my thick skulled compadre is what we in the biz refer to as a
Cause here’s the thing slapass! What you are failing to grasp in all of this is that the reason you can’t and won’t be able to stop me isn’t because of how much you either did or didn’t train. Your knowledge and skills with weapons won’t amount to shit either! Nevermind the phucking fact that your head is in twelve different places meaning you clearly have
See dipshits like you like all of these boxes you see collected in the street my friend are literally a
BUt point is I’ve hammered a million of you into the ground because you are a cookie cutter bitch and there aint shit that distunguishes you from the next phucking meat head! Me I admit the clown bit may not be the most original art work in the EPW or rasslin in general, but my passion, my drive, and my knack for violence set me aside from literally everyone else. I do things that people should hate me for, but I dunno if you noticed but here in ELEVATE the FANS FUCKING CHEER ME?
And you wanna know why? Because they are sick to phucking death of watching pissants like you prattle about talking the same nonsense doing the same bullshit and coming up short when it matters. THey not only want me son…THEY NEED ME! THis business deserves a better class of entertainer and I am gunna give it to them…At the expense of you and everyone else that has been propping up this company that is on life support because of the half ass efforts guys like you have been putting in. It’s time for something new, something fresh…SOmething these kids aint seen before and that sir is ME IN SPADES! ANd well before I can create this new world that means I have to literally TORCH the world that you and those like you built completely to the
Because Im the most necessary evil you've ever seen in your life and you are a reflection of the sad state of EPW and I want more for this place, and I will force those who like the owner Britt Balor even refuse to see what this place can be by doing demonstrations like this one every single other week on DANGER and then LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW, because in order for this place to survive and thrive I HAVE to put a stop to the bullshit that is you and everyone else like you! ANd you know how I do that Donnie?....SHUT UP! I do it by putting foot to ass, and then fire to gas when required and before you know it everything my boy
ANd that my friend is precsley the phucking point!
Jestyr walks towards the street after ripping LiL Donnie from Behave’s hand and Jestyr flicks his cigarette on the gasoline covered action figures and then
Jestyr then dances around the fire for a moment before walking over and holding LiL Donnie’s head into the flames and watches as the cheap plastic melts and eventually catches fire itself. ANd once Donnie’s head is a blaze he uses it to light another cigarette before carelessly discarding the remains of the action figure into the fire with the others. He then turns to the camera and blows smoke into the lens as he smirks arrogantly and mouths the words
…What yall think this shit’s over? NO once you destroy someone especially in the BIG EASY it is customary to hold a memorial of some sort…SO bring yallz ass back here tomorrow morning after we get this shit cleaned up! Cause there is MORE so much more…SO this in addition to the fact that
…It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE
BuT AL$o IZ
I heard this KooKoo BITCH SAY…
“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes,"”...Or something like that I’m totally PaRaPHRaZiN!!! But point is boyz and girlz and everything else in between, I’m finna do a literal
!!!!!PHUCK TON!!!!!
oF CRiTiCiZiNG, CaUse YaLL KNOW DONNIE HARRIS, HE REALLY F’N SUCKS!!!
But before I do all that I thought of that crazy lil quote I heard from that even crazier BIATCH, and well it got me to thinkin. I refuse to make the same mistake that muscle bound mouth breathin
!!!!!F’N JERK OFF!!!!!!
HAS BEEN MAKING HIS ENTIRE EPW CAREER
In overestimating himself, and dramatically underestimating his opposition, which is why his butt stays hurt so much, but DAMNIT! SEE I need to wait…NEED TO DO BETTER CLOWN…DO BETTER! HAHAHAHAAH, SoRRy…
!!!!!NOT SORRY!!!!!
CaUse DoNNIe YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHAT MY BOY!!!!!
BUT, for shits and GiGZ, and for the sake of saying I was willing to prove before and after that I am not just the better man but the bigger one as well, I should at least do everything in my power to try and see things from his very narrow minded
!!!!PoINT oF ViEW!!!!
…AND NO NOT THE FUN KIND EITHER!!!!
Especially when you stop to consider that this fools point of view on a good day is short sighted at phucking best! THis phuckin MO-MO is so mixed up in his own got damn head he doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his phucking WATCH! And I find the fact that he has spent so much time at the top of the card not only baffling but border line
!!!!!O.F.F.E.N.S.I.V.E.!!!!!
CaUse PUH-LEAZE! THIS F’N TALLYWHACKER, REaLLy???
SO obviously before I underestimate this fool I need to do something about it! Because as I have made perfectly clear since I phuckin got here, I may seem like a got damn loon to most people especially thick skulled MORONZ like our boy DONNIE I assure each and every got damn one of you I am without doubt, hands phuckin down the
!!!!F’N SaNe$T PeRSON iN THe RooM!!!!!
NoT TO MeNTioN THE BReaTHe oF FRESH AIR THiS BIZ AS A WHOLE HAS BEEN DYING FOR!!!
Especially after dealing with STALE FARTS LIKE DONNIE F’N HARRIS! But in order to be seen as such I need to prove as much right?...RIGHT!!! ANd I need to at least attempt to try and learn about my opponent to make sure something didn’t slip through the cracks and therefore allowing it to later resurface only to bite me on my very cute BuM! NO SIR NOT ME! SO I went out of my way to arrange a way for me to accomplish this! Cause if you are watching this Donnie and I know you IZ, I want you to know how important to me
!!!!!WHooPiN THE SHiT OuTTa YOU!!!!!
ON LIVE FREE TV IS TO ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ESPECIALLY EPW!!!
THis is my first main event and you are the rung on the ladder I have been itching to get to, and here is my chance to prove that I am the wind of change this company has been aching for since we rebranded! I’ve been ignored, I’ve been overlooked, I’ve been used as a pawn in the worst game of chess ever between two dumb ass cunts who don’t even know how to properly play metaphorical chess, and I’ve had enough! I have proven time and time again I am more than a one trick pony, I have proven to be one of if not the most dangerous men on the entire roster, but not only that the one thing I do better than each and every last one of you is actually
!!!!!ENTERTAIN PEOPLE!!!!!
I MAY BE VICIOUS, OUTSPOKEN AND MEAN, BUT BORING I AM DEFINITELY NOT!!!
So PHUCK YOU DONNIE HARRIS, I’m not climbing in that ASSYLUM just to beat you…No sir I am going to do any and everything in my power to MAME, BREAK, and DESTROY YOU! ANd the reason you don’t like me so much is deep down you know I can do it! And while I think that is utterly hilarious I realized I don’t know shit about you! Mostly because when you talk my mind wanders to literally anything else, but I believe I’ve a solution! We should talk like gentlemen and get to know each other a bit before we try and bash each other’s brainz in don’t ya think? Wait…you do know how to think right?...Wait
!!!!NeVeRMiND!!!!!
WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO OPEN THAT CAN OF F’N WORMZ!!!!
SO I came all the way home, made a bunch of phone callz, and ladies and gentlemen do I have the BIGGEST PHUCKING SURPRISE FOR EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! TODAY, RIGHT NOW AS A MATTER OF FACT I am going to have a sit down interview with the half ass half wit himself DONNIE PHUCKIN HARRIS…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I KNOW! I am a miracle phucking worker extraordinaire!
So what yall say we cut the bullshit and get to it huh? GOT SOOO MUCH to talk about to someone who normally don’t have
!!!!!!MuCH 2 F’N SaY ANyWay!!!!!
SO YOU SEE WHAT I’M F’N WoRKiN W/ HeRe!!!
Scene then FINALLY F’n opens inside of the flagship of the fleet of strip clubs THE CLOWN owns on Bourbon Street. The one and only one that features the luscious ladies of your wettest dreams. The pearl of the most sinful street in the world BOURBON STREET, the palace of lust known as OUTLAWZ…YAY!!!!
Tonight, we find ourselves in what is normally the conference room in Johnny Stylez elaborate strip club, but for all intents and purposes tonight it has been transformed into a very elaborate interview era with a GIANT Joker face backdrop. Jestyr’s desk is where it normally is and right beside it is one of the most uncomfortable chairs he could get his hands on, because Donnie’s got that stick so far up his ass he won’t be comfortable any got damn way!
Jestyr stands from behind his desk and with a mocking arrogant smirk on his face bows and says…
SO let’s go head and bring this DOUCHE CANOE out! Ladies and gentlemen the soon to be
~$~ E.L.I.M.I.N.A.T.E.D. ~$~
ELIMINATOR…LOL….DONNIE HARRIS!!!
CRYING LIKE A BITCH by Godsmack plays in the background as everyone at home sits with baited breath as they watch as suddenly Ms. BeHaVe crawling on all fours emerging from behind the curtain walking an OFFICIAL Donnie Harris action figure from the latest line of EPW action figures. In one of his hands he has a kendo stick and the other looks like weights that were crudely drawn and colored and cut out of looseleaf paper. The camera quickly cuts to Jestyr who is glaring daggers into the camera with a smug IM TRYING SO HARD not to laugh look on his face.
There would be applause in the background but this is Donnie Harris aint no one excited to see this twat! Jestyr motions for him to sit in his seat and when Behave finally crawls over she sits him in the seat and then quickly goes and sits behind it because well who else is gunna do the phucking voice? See this is an accurate portrayal sounds like a silly bitch and this action figure actually has way more
!!!!!F’N SACK!!!!!
THAN THE REAL LIFE DONNIE HARRIS!!!!!
But anyway on with the F’N SHOW!
DoNNiE DoNNiE DoNNIE MY BOY WELCOME TO THE SHOW, how are you? What you got with ya there buddy?
It’s my KENDO STICK CLOWN! THe weapon I specialize in that I’m GUNNA BEAT YOU UP WITH!
Uhh yeah UH-HUH and what’s in the other hand dildo?
WEIGHTS YOU IDIOT! MY WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON! I have to perfectly train myself so I can make sure I actually win my next title match!
Well I mean this has been your method the entire time?
OF COURSE ASSHOLE! You don’t become a perfect weapon overnight! YOU GOTTA TRAIN HARD AND PRACTICE USING JAPANESE DEATH WEAPONS! THATS HOW YOU BECOME AN ELIMINATOR!
Yeah but I mean it hasn’t like REALLY worked, so like what the actual phuck is this whole dog and pony show about really?
Wait stop you are using way too many big words! SPEAK AMERICAN IDIOT! Besides I thought you were supposed to be asking me questions!
Uhhh that was a question my boy!
REAL QUESTIONS!
OK, FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY D-BaG DoNNIE! OK I got one…SO I heard you shooting your knob polisher off the other day and you were talking about not being “PROPERLY BEATEN” here in the EPW, but see the thing of it is I have watched a few of your matches getting ready to put you down on the next episode of DANGER and well you have ZERO PROBLEM taking credit for the wins from the matches that have shenanigans in them, so why do those count but the losses aren’t “proper beatings?” In my experience winning is winning and losing is losing, because the only thing that matters in the game of pro rasslin is winning, and you win by any means necessary…DO you understand?
Well you used a lot of big words in there too but I think I got it. But you are just a stupid idiot and I will put an end to your CHAOS, because well I’m DONNIE HARRIS!
…Of course you are SWEETIE! OF COURSE YOU ARE! But even if you answered my question YOU STILL WOULDN’T FUCKIN GET IT…ANd while I do have the crayons and construction paper to explain this shit to you right here and right now I’m afraid this lesson will be best taught at Danger when I put you and your health in
!!!!!SeRyOu$ F’N DaNGeR!!!!!
CaUSE ReaLLy DONNIE THE MORE YOU TALK THE MORE I WANNA CAVE YOUR FACE IN!
SO
SHUT YOUR MOUTH CLOWN! You aren’t gunna do anything to me, what kind of weapons do you specialize in huh? I’m a skilled warrior, I used bushidos, nun-chuckaz, ketoz…
Keto?...Isn’t that a diet?
GOD YOUR QUESTIONS ARE DUMB! YEs keto is a diet, I SAID MY WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON KEEP UP!
Look here shortstack I don’t have to specialize in weapons, as a matter of phucking fact I could and will fuck your whole shit up with a got damn
!!!!PoKeMoN LUNCHBOX!!!!
IF THATS ALL THEY GOT LAYING AROUND!!!!
Cause that is what you don’t understand! It’s why you have come up on the losing end of almost every match that actually matters since you been here DoGGiE! But ya know what we are just gunna sit here and keep going in circles…And well this lesson is something I can show ya better than I can tell ya! SO leave your Japanese fuckstick and DUMBELLZ and come with me I need to show you something!
Is it my epic VICTORY over DAMAGE last week?
WHAT? NO! Why the phuck would I?...Look I am going to show you the main difference between you and me! I am going to show you why you are in way over your head as USUAL! And why there is literally nothing you can do to avoid the inevitable painful future that lies ahead of you! SO shut your bitch ass up and come on it’s gunna be FUN! The kinda fun that’ll
!!!!!LiTeRaLLY MELT YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!
AND THIS MAY BE AN INTERVIEW SUCKA BUT I AINT ASKIN YA, NOW MOVE YOUR ASS CHUMP!!!!
…4 MiNZ & 19 SeKoNDZ LaTeR
We find ourselves outside live on BOURBON STREET. The streets are blocked off in both directions as in the distance we can see three very large semi trucks, WALMART, TARGET, AMAZON…there are even EBAY chars and shit. But the main focus is the large pile of boxes piled up in the middle of the street. We see BRAZZER girls Brooklyn Chase and Katrina Jade finish piling up the boxes in the middle of the street.
THe camera zooms in closer and we notice that the entire LARGE pile is comprised of every…and we do mean EVERY F’N DONNIE HARRIS action figure THE CLOWN could get his hands on. It is a significantly large pile, and as the girls put the last four boxes on the ground we then see Jestyr and Ms. Behave holding LiL DoNNIe in her hands as Jestyr nods towards his girls and they grab two very large cans of gasoline and begin to dump them all over the boxes.
Naturally since this is happening on Bourbon Street it has happened to draw a rather large crowd and since this is the home base of Je$TyR SeRyOu$ some of the fans brought signs that say
PHUCK DONNIE HARRIS
DONNIE WHO???
ELIMINATE THE ELIMINATOR
Etc etc
Jestyr reaches in his suit pocket and pulls out his pack of LUCKY’s and pops a cigarette in his mouth as he watches his girlz dump the cans of gasoline all over every Donnie Harris action figure there is or was to be had. THen we hear Ms. Behave once again do the voice of LIL DONNIE as if the interview was still going on which it kinda is…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CLOWN?
This my thick skulled compadre is what we in the biz refer to as a
!!!!!!DeMoN$TRaTioN!!!!!
SO SAVE YOUR 2 CENTZ AND INSTEAD PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!!!
Cause here’s the thing slapass! What you are failing to grasp in all of this is that the reason you can’t and won’t be able to stop me isn’t because of how much you either did or didn’t train. Your knowledge and skills with weapons won’t amount to shit either! Nevermind the phucking fact that your head is in twelve different places meaning you clearly have
!!!!!NO F’N CLUE WHAT YOU ARE UP AGAINST!!!!!
JUST LIKE BRITT BALOR AND THE REST OF EPW!!!!
See dipshits like you like all of these boxes you see collected in the street my friend are literally a
~$~ DiMe A F’N DoZeN ~$~
I’VE FOUGHT AND CRUSHED SO MANY ASSHOLES LIKE YOU IT AINT EVEN FUNNY…CEPT IT KINDA IZ!!!
BUt point is I’ve hammered a million of you into the ground because you are a cookie cutter bitch and there aint shit that distunguishes you from the next phucking meat head! Me I admit the clown bit may not be the most original art work in the EPW or rasslin in general, but my passion, my drive, and my knack for violence set me aside from literally everyone else. I do things that people should hate me for, but I dunno if you noticed but here in ELEVATE the FANS FUCKING CHEER ME?
!!!!RiDDLE ME THAT SHIT BRUH!!!!
…SeRyOu$Ly!!!!
And you wanna know why? Because they are sick to phucking death of watching pissants like you prattle about talking the same nonsense doing the same bullshit and coming up short when it matters. THey not only want me son…THEY NEED ME! THis business deserves a better class of entertainer and I am gunna give it to them…At the expense of you and everyone else that has been propping up this company that is on life support because of the half ass efforts guys like you have been putting in. It’s time for something new, something fresh…SOmething these kids aint seen before and that sir is ME IN SPADES! ANd well before I can create this new world that means I have to literally TORCH the world that you and those like you built completely to the
!!!!!F’N GROUND!!!!!
AND KNOW I WON’T BAT AN EYELASH DOIN IT EITHER TWAT!!!!
Because Im the most necessary evil you've ever seen in your life and you are a reflection of the sad state of EPW and I want more for this place, and I will force those who like the owner Britt Balor even refuse to see what this place can be by doing demonstrations like this one every single other week on DANGER and then LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW, because in order for this place to survive and thrive I HAVE to put a stop to the bullshit that is you and everyone else like you! ANd you know how I do that Donnie?....SHUT UP! I do it by putting foot to ass, and then fire to gas when required and before you know it everything my boy
!!!!!GoEZ Up IN FLaMeZ!!!!!
AND EVERYTHING YOU STOOD AND FOUGHT FOR WILL BE REDUCED TO F’N ASHES!!!
ANd that my friend is precsley the phucking point!
Jestyr walks towards the street after ripping LiL Donnie from Behave’s hand and Jestyr flicks his cigarette on the gasoline covered action figures and then
!!!!!!WOOOOSH!!!!!!
LIKE HE SAID IT ALL GOES UP IN FLAMEZ!!!!
Jestyr then dances around the fire for a moment before walking over and holding LiL Donnie’s head into the flames and watches as the cheap plastic melts and eventually catches fire itself. ANd once Donnie’s head is a blaze he uses it to light another cigarette before carelessly discarding the remains of the action figure into the fire with the others. He then turns to the camera and blows smoke into the lens as he smirks arrogantly and mouths the words
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
…What yall think this shit’s over? NO once you destroy someone especially in the BIG EASY it is customary to hold a memorial of some sort…SO bring yallz ass back here tomorrow morning after we get this shit cleaned up! Cause there is MORE so much more…SO this in addition to the fact that
…It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE
BuT AL$o IZ
...TBC
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GoT
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