Post by Shawn Savage on Jun 29, 2024 13:09:46 GMT -5
Out of Ring Information
Wrestlers Government Name: Dick Richard Petty Richards III
Pic Base: El Phantasmo
Gender: He/Him
Height/Weight: 6ft1 | 185lbs
Hometown: White Claw, Indiana
In Ring Information
In Ring Name: "The Trailer Park Messiah" Shawn Savage
Alignment: Delusional shitheel
Entrance Theme Music: "STARS iN THE ROOF OF MY CAR" - RiFF RAFF
Ring Entrance:
With the lo-fi braindead beats of RiFF RAFF ushering in his incoming appearance, the crowd already lets their mild dislike sound as Shawn Savage saunters through the curtains bopping to what could very easily be his own farts condensed into musical form. Eyes covered by stunner shades to block out 'tha hatah's', an ice cold White Claw in his hands, he takes a painfully long time to finally get his act together enough to make his way down to the ring. But to make it all somehow a little bit worse, his #1 main man HYPE Moses is in the ring with a live microphone ready to do the honours.
HYPE: "Making his way down to the ring, he hails from your bitch's trailer, Aka. WHITE CLAW, INDIANA. He is "The Trailer Park Miracle: Part 2", The Man, The Myth, The Messiah, SHAWN "HE'LL MAKE YA PUT SOME 'HAWK TUA' ON THAT THAAANG" SAVAAAAAGE"
If the crowd had been conservative with their dislike for Savage, now that he's flexing on the steps after his introduction they have promptly turned arch liberal in their hatred for the guy as the stewards do their best to hold back concerned citizens ready to do the world a favour by trying to compromise him to a permanent end. But somehow, order is retained just enough for Savage to roll into the ring as he and his hypeman cross arms and guzzle down the remainder of their low quality liquors.
(His actual introduction is in constant flux because HYPE Moses definitely ain't a trained professional capable of doing such fancy things like read off a cue card)
With the lo-fi braindead beats of RiFF RAFF ushering in his incoming appearance, the crowd already lets their mild dislike sound as Shawn Savage saunters through the curtains bopping to what could very easily be his own farts condensed into musical form. Eyes covered by stunner shades to block out 'tha hatah's', an ice cold White Claw in his hands, he takes a painfully long time to finally get his act together enough to make his way down to the ring. But to make it all somehow a little bit worse, his #1 main man HYPE Moses is in the ring with a live microphone ready to do the honours.
HYPE: "Making his way down to the ring, he hails from your bitch's trailer, Aka. WHITE CLAW, INDIANA. He is "The Trailer Park Miracle: Part 2", The Man, The Myth, The Messiah, SHAWN "HE'LL MAKE YA PUT SOME 'HAWK TUA' ON THAT THAAANG" SAVAAAAAGE"
If the crowd had been conservative with their dislike for Savage, now that he's flexing on the steps after his introduction they have promptly turned arch liberal in their hatred for the guy as the stewards do their best to hold back concerned citizens ready to do the world a favour by trying to compromise him to a permanent end. But somehow, order is retained just enough for Savage to roll into the ring as he and his hypeman cross arms and guzzle down the remainder of their low quality liquors.
(His actual introduction is in constant flux because HYPE Moses definitely ain't a trained professional capable of doing such fancy things like read off a cue card)
Wrestling Style: Excessively flippy, even by spotmonkey standards.
Basic Moves: Please provide basic moves your wrestler uses during their matches.
1-10 - Just fill his basic moveset with whatever psychology-devoid flipshit you can think of.
1-10 - Just fill his basic moveset with whatever psychology-devoid flipshit you can think of.
Trademark Maneuvers:
- Burning Shining Wizard (A shining wizard with an excessive 360 to start it)
- Trailer Hitch (Bulldog choke submission)
- Fuck'n Savage (Code Red off the apron)
- The Sicko-Taker (Tombstone Piledriver)
- Burning Shining Wizard (A shining wizard with an excessive 360 to start it)
- Trailer Hitch (Bulldog choke submission)
- Fuck'n Savage (Code Red off the apron)
- The Sicko-Taker (Tombstone Piledriver)
Finisher:
- White Claw Driver (Death Valley Driver)
- Flip Hard 3: With A Vengeance (Phoenix Splash)
- White Claw Driver (Death Valley Driver)
- Flip Hard 3: With A Vengeance (Phoenix Splash)
Weapons: Shawn doesn't actively use weapons, but they'll do some garbage indy spots if need be.
Manager/Valet Information
Name: HYPE Moses
Pic Base: RiFF RAFF
Personality: Equally delusional as Shawn Savage, whilst being his constant hype man and biggest supporter, they constantly find a way to big up Shawn's existence, if only because he gets to live on his dime. What being a childhood friend can't do for a dude.
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Coming to you from a trailer park near you, Shawn Savage is the man that your mother warned you about. A man whose life revolves around drinking hard (seltzer), partying, and thrwoing himself off tall structures, the self proclaimed "White Claw Assassin" is a man who seems to let life come to him, mainly by being completely oblivious with the normal life of people.
To make it all worse, he's a 'self made' millionaire, being that one asshole that somehow managed to win the jackpot on a scratch card lottery, his constitution has furthermore adapted itself to live off alcopop, chicken tenders, and kegstands. What he's doing in EPW, to spread his fantastic presence with the world, and to get paid to throw himself off high places.
To make it all worse, he's a 'self made' millionaire, being that one asshole that somehow managed to win the jackpot on a scratch card lottery, his constitution has furthermore adapted itself to live off alcopop, chicken tenders, and kegstands. What he's doing in EPW, to spread his fantastic presence with the world, and to get paid to throw himself off high places.