Post by jestyrseryous on Aug 13, 2024 22:51:02 GMT -5
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: SO pull up a chair or whatever an lemme run yall a lil story right quick, bout this lil chickie I know that you all will become quite acquainted with in short order. Yall mother phuckerz called her Jolie but what I call her is something entirely different. Today and from now on you will all are forcefully suggested to refer to her as
…Yall WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
K cause it went down a lil somethin like this here…
We find ourselves in the locker room of the TiN$LeToWN TRoUBLe MaKeR Je$TyR SeRyOu$ and his new accomplice Jolie Vexx, the kid sister of EPW’s General Manager, the raging cunt you all know as Britt Baylor. Jestyr has just finished being tended to by the medical professionals after the bloody affair that was his victorious effort against Alex
Anyway…
Jestyr is trying to wipe away the bits of dried up blood away so he can reapply that sexy trademark facepaint of his, because after a victory like that, how do you not
And even though Jestyr knew it was gunna go down the way it did the whole time, this one just tasted sweeter than the others, because shoving all those words back down his throat was really a PRiVLeaGE many haven’t been privy to lately. But as sweet as it may have been for the clown there is another who enjoyed the outcome even more so than him, and yes such a thing is indeed fact possible. Because as we see the clown looking up in the mirror reapplying his smile suddenly we see a tiny familiar face pop into view over his shoulder. None other than Jolie herself and for someone who has spent the last month it captivity, being force fed LSD and forced to watch the Human Centipede on repeat she has a smile on her face.
Of all the times we have seen her before, it’s hard to recall a time when we’ve seen her smile like this if we ever have. There is an elation and fire in her eyes that brings those curved lips to life. Jestyr notices this allowing his eyes to momentarily dash in her direction as he smirks to himself even chuckles a bit as he reaches his hand up and turns the running water in the sink off. He then spins around almost as if excited to see her.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I was BeGiNnNinG to WoNDeR WHeRe YoU WaNDeReD oFF TO?...You GOOD?
Jolie Vexx: Ohhh I, I honestly have never felt better before! I feel…I dunno, I feel kinda free!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I’d imagine finally socking that
Jolie VeXX: Well I mean yeah, that felt Ah-MAZING, but I dunno it wasn’t just that! It was kinda like you said. The way the crowd reacted when I turned and smashed him with those bolt cutters. I dunno it was weird how the energy changed the moment that happened. I wasn’t sure I had the lady balls to do it, until I was standing there holding those cutters. Then I remembered that tweet you showed me a few days ago, and then everything went red to the sound of a roaring crowd and I felt something I have never felt before.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Yeah kinda fricken wicked aint it? I can’t stand every single one of them. I think they are insects, but I’ll be damned if the collective nosie they make don’t push us to do shit we never knew we were capable of…So Ms. VeXX I feel compelled to ask you…What do you feel like you are capable of now?
Jolie VeXX: Well shit I dunno, it…It all happened so fast I dunno…I guess anything. Yeah I’m up for anything!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Well then my dear I’d say you are finally free! I truly don’t know how to thank you, but I suppose your freedom…Your actual freedom was as good a place as any to start! Do take care of yourself Ms. VeXX it was a GeNuINE PLea$uRe working with you!
Jestyr turns and grabs his bags, smiling as genuine a smile as he can muster in Jolie’s direction as his words slither into her mind precisely the way he had intended them to and then lifts them slowly turning towards the exit. His eyes glaring off into the distance as if waiting for something. ANd before he can make two steps he stops dead in his tracks looks up at the camera and smiles as we hear Jolie’s voice call out to him.
Jolie VeXX: WAIT!...HOLD THE FUCK ON WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?
Jestyr turns around his smile gone and replaced with a look of curt confusion.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I BeG YoUR PaRDoN DEAR? Our work together is done and I promised you your freedom and now you have it! TRULY HAVE IT! WHat more could you possibly want?
Jolie VeXX: What if that’s exactly what I want CLOWN?...MORE?...WHat if I like you want EVERYTHING? I can’t just go back to Britt or even my regular life now. What if what I want is to come with you?
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Well then I’d have to ask what you’d be willing to do in order to get it?
Jolie VeXX: Well I have to ask, do you consider it rude to answer a question with a question?
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Never!
JoLie VeXX: K then, do you feel like celebrating?
Jestyr looks over as a sly smile creeps across Jolie’s face that we have never seen before. THe smile causes the CLOWN’s lips to curve into a small smile of his own, as he finds himself amused if not intrigued. He chuckles as she winks at him as the scene slowly fades…
Scene opens and you can’t shake the notion that despite not immediately being able to identify our surroundings you still can seem to shake the fact that you feel like you’ve been here before…ANd recently at that. But then you look at the tacky design, the elaborate yet gawdy looking decor, then it phucking dawns on ya…OHH EMMM GEEE this TeMu LOOKIN PILE of BRIX belongs to
But don’t worry we didn’t bother going inside cause that’s where all the HePaTiTuS A-E exists…No our two friends have elected to spend their time out back in the pool area…More specifically the hot tub, cause ya know at least there are chemicals in that bitch to kill most of the whatever…let’s just not think about it, cause whatever mess is in here at this point is more than likely a whole lot
Cause well after they tranqud the dogs, cut the security alarm, and knocked out ACE’s Butler let’s just VeXX was feelin a LiL FRi$Ky!!!
So…this is what you really want eh JoLeZ?
Ugh I have asked you PLEASE stop calling me that!
Well my dear I suppose that entirely depends on you!
What the hell does that mean?
It means right now, that’s who you are Jolie Vexx!
No we talked about this, that may be my name but that is not who I am anymore! It’s why I came with you, it’s why I’m here NOW doing…ALL THIS!
Right, and while I will be the first to admit you are off to a BRILLIANT start my dear…F’N BRILLIANT. But I’m afraid it’s not that easy! Sure in our line of work some dildo’s like your former beaux and our unwilling and unknowing Ho$T for the evening think they can just change their name and the perception of them right along with it, but that is precisely why he will fall on his stupid face time and time again when the stakes are high. You don’t wanna be like him or THEM do you?
HELL NO! I told you I’m committed to this I’ll do whatever it takes. I am sick and fucking tired of people thinking they can just walk all over me. I’m sick of just being Britt Baylor’s kid sister! I want them to see me…REALLY SEE ME. SO if there is something I need to do in order to show them that, then just tell me and I’ll do it!
Jolie’s back rested against Johnny’s for a moment until he manuvers his way to where he is now in the center of the hot tub facing her. His arrogant smirk vanished as he gazes at her with a SeRyOu$ look we’ve not seen before. His mood somber his actions calculated and deliberate, yet his eyes never leave hers. He looks into her eyes almost s if he is searching for something as he speaks…
Well again not that easy Jo…I mean VeXXy, it’s one of those things where I can show you better than I can tell you!
OK well tell me, show me…Shit you been doin that all night!
True, true…Now before we begin I have to ask. Is THi$ ReaLLy WHaT YoU WaNT?
DUH
No, don’t just blurt out an answer…THINK ABOUT IT DEAR…IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?
Joli swims to the center of the hottub and jumps up wrapping her arms around Jestyr’s neck locking eyes with him with sheer determination as her words echo the truth he now sees in them.
YES, ABSOLUTELY YES! SHOW ME, TELL ME WHATEVER…I’m READY!
Jestyr’s smirk slowly once again creeping across his face, a feeling of satisfaction no longer able to hide underneath his brief somber gaze, as he takes her arms from around his neck and guides himself to where he is once again holding her from behind.
Very well then, just know that from this point forward SuNFLoWeR there is no TuRNiNG BaCK…You can’t unfuggin scramble
OK SO NOW…
Wait are you being SERIOUS?
…Should I even dignify that with a response?...It’s my LAST NAME FoR FuX SaXeZ!!!
RiGHT SoRRy…K they’re closed!
OK NOOOOO peeking!...Ready?
READY!!!
PeRFeCT! NOW! I want you to take a sec and clear your mind…K now I want you to picture all the names and faces of the people that lead you to where you are today. Your parents, your friends, Britt, Alex, any and everyone who has ever overlooked, used, underestimated, or dismissed you! Grab a hold of any and every specific instance you can as many of them as you can. Think of all those times they used you to satisfy their own selfish and pathetic ends. Think about all those times they used you as a pawn in their game of checkers that ultimately never amounted to shit in the end. NOW think of how you felt
Think of how you carried those feelings as the seconds turned to minutes, the minutes to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, and so on. Think about how they stomped you into the cowering, indecisive, cowardly person you were when I found you. THINK OF IT ALL. NoW holding onto all of that…THINK ABOUT
And now I want you to take one very deep breathe…IN through the mouth out through the nostrils…Good…Now one more…ANd again…Now once more only this time hold it…Now try not to struggle SuNFLoWER cause this next part is really…and I DO MEAN REALLY GUNNA SUCK!!!
ANd with that Jestyr’s light touches turn very forceful as he swiftly and very firmly places Jolie Vexx in a FULL NELSON and then slams her head under the water and doesn’t let her up. HEr body wildy thrashing under the water due to fear and sheer survival instinct, but Jestyr is much bigger and much stronger, and as the water splashes and Jolie fights for her life this fucking clown starts singing…
…AND THeN YoUR LeFT IN THe Du$T UNLeSS I STUCK BYYY YA!!!
YoU’RE THe SUNFLoWER I ThINK YoUR LoVe WiLL Be 2 MUCH!!!
Or YoU’LL BE LeFt In THe Du$T UNLeSS I STuCK BY YA!!!
YoU’RE THe SUNFLoWER, YoU’RE THE S.U.N.F.L.O.W.A.H.HHHHHHH
…Then the splashing stops. The bubbles and jets are still slowly pumping but the water seemingly remains still. Jestyr feels the fight leave Joli, and he picks her up and carries her to the side and lays her on the concrete. He then reaches over and grabs his phone that already had the clock timer pulled up and he sets a timer for 3 minutes. He then hops up on the side of the hot tub sitting right next to her. HE pops a cigarette in his mouth and fires that sucker up as he presses START on the timer. He then takes a soothing drag humming the tune to Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee as he then begins to do that thing he does.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Ya know Britt, it phucking perplexes me to literally
I mean think of all the CHAOS I have caused over these last few months still I got back. I have literally MOWED DOWN EVERYONE…Not just one of them, not even a few of them it has been literally
And yet still you refuse to see things for the way they are?
I mean here I am going above and beyond the call of duty trying to right your every wrong which if left unchecked and to their own devices would surely plunge this company that stands for everything this business needs it to stand for into a got damn brick wall, but you would still rather put stock in limp dicks like Justin York, Alex Davenport, and now Donnie Harris…WHAT A
People think I’m phucking CRAY CRAY, but as I have said countless times at this point yes my methods may be a bit on the UnCoNVeNTioNAL SIDE, but they are affective ohhh and then there is that little tid bit that you love over looking on a daily basis where I am trying to keep your shit
But I want you to look right next to me right now and see how far I’m willing to go to see it through. I want you to ask your present WORLD CHAMPION how hard I’m willing to hit, how mean I am willing to be, and how much blood I am willing to spill to accomplish that very end! THe foundation beneath your feet is shifting you selfish, self righteous CUNT! And while you are no doubt probably at this very moment assembling something close to an army to try and prevent me from accomplishing setting your empire ablaze I want you to stop and think about it…I mean really think about it Britt, because well I GOT
Because even if they don’t stand beside me the rest of your roster can see what I’m doing and they want the same thing. They want you to stop using this company as your own personal play thing, so you can project yourself as this person and leader you clearly aren’t and never have been! It doesn’t even rightfully belong to you, and by the time I’m done singing this song, there won’t be any need for an ENCORE, because it will be quite clear that this ASSYLUM NEEDS TO BE RAN BY THE PHUCKING INMATES BEFORE WE TAKE ANYMORE PHUCKING ORDERS FROM YOU! So go get them..GO get Davenport, Donnie Harris, SHIT GET CAPELLO FOR ALL I PHUCKING CARE I got my finger on the phucking trigger and as far as I’m concerned you are all
THe blood on my hands hasn’t and won’t wash off, and I have done all kinds of wrong shit in my career and life, but I’ll be GOT DAMNED if this isn’t the one thing I do right in all of this bullshit! And I will see these wrongs righted and I will see someone put in your chair that knows, loves, and respects what it means to sit in it…ANd all you Ms. Britt Balor can do is hold onto the good days if there ever were any and await the moment where the metaphorical bill collector comes knocking and you realize there will be no more extensions, no more excuses, no more nothin cept PHUCK YOU PAY ME! ANd you won’t have enough cash on reserve to cover the cost the BANK OF YOUR ASS DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY BACK! ANd on that day CUNTZILLA is the day you know that in addition to losing phucking everything is the day Je$TyR SeRyOu$ MADE YOU
And as the last word slithers from the Clown’s lips is when his timer goes off, and he he hops back down standing over Jolie Vexx. He presses his mouth to hers and breathes and then begins chest compressions….1, 2,3…1,2,3 BREATHE…1,2,3, 1,2,3…and as he leans his mouth in to continue his CPR suddenly Jolie Vexx coughs and water comes spitting out of her mouth. Jestyr’s arrogant smirk now clearly once again plastered across his face as Jolie sits up looking confused as all phuck. SHe looks around and while she faintly recgonizes where she is and what happened to her the entire world looks different. She looks up at Jestyr who is almost chuckling at this point as he asks…
WHaT Ya SaY THeRe SuNFLoWeR???..HoW Ya FeeLin?
SHe sits up and spits some more water out of her mouth as an evil arrogant smirk of her own slides across her face as her eyes come alive. ANd in that brief flicker of a moment you can see Jolie Vexx is gone…Never to return again. The little girl that lead Jestyr SeRyOu$ into her ex-boyfriends backyard to bang in his hottub is no longer with us. THe girl who talked Alex Davenport into stealing Jestyr’s Rise Up Championship almost 4 months ago is no where to be found! She is now someone else entirely…THe smile and careless carefree almost looney look in her eyes tells that story from CoVeR 2 FUCKING COVER as she grins at Je$TyR and answers his question…
VeXX: READY!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: ReaD….
Before the Clown can finish VeXX grabs Jestyr by his ears and pulls him in close slamming her lips into his and ramming her tongue down his throat…We’ll go ahead and call it here and spare you all the…uhhh details but most of you watch porn and or have imaginations so we figure yall knowz whats gunna happen next…ANd if not as the camera fades back we see both SeRyOu$ and VeXX extend their middle fingers in your general direction letting you know that the best is yet to come and this time like all those other times
…HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$URE!!!
~!$!~ VeXX ~!$!~
A NaMe THAT MeaNZ MoRe NOW THaN IT EVER F’N DID!
…Yall WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
K cause it went down a lil somethin like this here…
EPW ReViVaL
(After SeRyOu$ SMa$HeD DaVeNPoRT HAHA)
We find ourselves in the locker room of the TiN$LeToWN TRoUBLe MaKeR Je$TyR SeRyOu$ and his new accomplice Jolie Vexx, the kid sister of EPW’s General Manager, the raging cunt you all know as Britt Baylor. Jestyr has just finished being tended to by the medical professionals after the bloody affair that was his victorious effort against Alex
???WHO F’N CARES???
WHAT HIS STUPID NAME IS NOW?...WE SURe As F DON’T!!!
Anyway…
Jestyr is trying to wipe away the bits of dried up blood away so he can reapply that sexy trademark facepaint of his, because after a victory like that, how do you not
?!?!C.E.L.E.B.R.A.T.E.!?!?
…CaUse WE DiDN’T Ju$T BeaT HiM We HuMiLiaTeD HiS BeDaZZLeD BITCH ASS!!!
And even though Jestyr knew it was gunna go down the way it did the whole time, this one just tasted sweeter than the others, because shoving all those words back down his throat was really a PRiVLeaGE many haven’t been privy to lately. But as sweet as it may have been for the clown there is another who enjoyed the outcome even more so than him, and yes such a thing is indeed fact possible. Because as we see the clown looking up in the mirror reapplying his smile suddenly we see a tiny familiar face pop into view over his shoulder. None other than Jolie herself and for someone who has spent the last month it captivity, being force fed LSD and forced to watch the Human Centipede on repeat she has a smile on her face.
!!!!!HoWEVeR!!!!!
…THeRe IS SoMeTHiNG VeRy DIFFeReNT ABOUT THIS SMiLe SHe PRe$eNTLy HaS PLa$TeReD CRoSS HeR FaCE!!!
Of all the times we have seen her before, it’s hard to recall a time when we’ve seen her smile like this if we ever have. There is an elation and fire in her eyes that brings those curved lips to life. Jestyr notices this allowing his eyes to momentarily dash in her direction as he smirks to himself even chuckles a bit as he reaches his hand up and turns the running water in the sink off. He then spins around almost as if excited to see her.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I was BeGiNnNinG to WoNDeR WHeRe YoU WaNDeReD oFF TO?...You GOOD?
Jolie Vexx: Ohhh I, I honestly have never felt better before! I feel…I dunno, I feel kinda free!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I’d imagine finally socking that
!!!!!PoMpOu$ PeaCoCK!!!!!
IN HIS STuPID F’N FACE HAD A LiL SoMeTHInG TO DO WITH THAT HUH?
Jolie VeXX: Well I mean yeah, that felt Ah-MAZING, but I dunno it wasn’t just that! It was kinda like you said. The way the crowd reacted when I turned and smashed him with those bolt cutters. I dunno it was weird how the energy changed the moment that happened. I wasn’t sure I had the lady balls to do it, until I was standing there holding those cutters. Then I remembered that tweet you showed me a few days ago, and then everything went red to the sound of a roaring crowd and I felt something I have never felt before.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Yeah kinda fricken wicked aint it? I can’t stand every single one of them. I think they are insects, but I’ll be damned if the collective nosie they make don’t push us to do shit we never knew we were capable of…So Ms. VeXX I feel compelled to ask you…What do you feel like you are capable of now?
Jolie VeXX: Well shit I dunno, it…It all happened so fast I dunno…I guess anything. Yeah I’m up for anything!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Well then my dear I’d say you are finally free! I truly don’t know how to thank you, but I suppose your freedom…Your actual freedom was as good a place as any to start! Do take care of yourself Ms. VeXX it was a GeNuINE PLea$uRe working with you!
Jestyr turns and grabs his bags, smiling as genuine a smile as he can muster in Jolie’s direction as his words slither into her mind precisely the way he had intended them to and then lifts them slowly turning towards the exit. His eyes glaring off into the distance as if waiting for something. ANd before he can make two steps he stops dead in his tracks looks up at the camera and smiles as we hear Jolie’s voice call out to him.
Jolie VeXX: WAIT!...HOLD THE FUCK ON WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?
Jestyr turns around his smile gone and replaced with a look of curt confusion.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: I BeG YoUR PaRDoN DEAR? Our work together is done and I promised you your freedom and now you have it! TRULY HAVE IT! WHat more could you possibly want?
Jolie VeXX: What if that’s exactly what I want CLOWN?...MORE?...WHat if I like you want EVERYTHING? I can’t just go back to Britt or even my regular life now. What if what I want is to come with you?
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Well then I’d have to ask what you’d be willing to do in order to get it?
Jolie VeXX: Well I have to ask, do you consider it rude to answer a question with a question?
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Never!
JoLie VeXX: K then, do you feel like celebrating?
Jestyr looks over as a sly smile creeps across Jolie’s face that we have never seen before. THe smile causes the CLOWN’s lips to curve into a small smile of his own, as he finds himself amused if not intrigued. He chuckles as she winks at him as the scene slowly fades…
LiL WHiLe LaTeR!!!!
Scene opens and you can’t shake the notion that despite not immediately being able to identify our surroundings you still can seem to shake the fact that you feel like you’ve been here before…ANd recently at that. But then you look at the tacky design, the elaborate yet gawdy looking decor, then it phucking dawns on ya…OHH EMMM GEEE this TeMu LOOKIN PILE of BRIX belongs to
!!!!!ALeXaNdER CHa$e ELLioT!!!!!
THE DeUCE oF CLUBS AS WE HAVE COME TO CALL HIM!!!!
But don’t worry we didn’t bother going inside cause that’s where all the HePaTiTuS A-E exists…No our two friends have elected to spend their time out back in the pool area…More specifically the hot tub, cause ya know at least there are chemicals in that bitch to kill most of the whatever…let’s just not think about it, cause whatever mess is in here at this point is more than likely a whole lot
~$~ MeSSiER ~$~
HAhaHAhaHAhaHA
Cause well after they tranqud the dogs, cut the security alarm, and knocked out ACE’s Butler let’s just VeXX was feelin a LiL FRi$Ky!!!
So…this is what you really want eh JoLeZ?
Ugh I have asked you PLEASE stop calling me that!
Well my dear I suppose that entirely depends on you!
What the hell does that mean?
It means right now, that’s who you are Jolie Vexx!
No we talked about this, that may be my name but that is not who I am anymore! It’s why I came with you, it’s why I’m here NOW doing…ALL THIS!
Right, and while I will be the first to admit you are off to a BRILLIANT start my dear…F’N BRILLIANT. But I’m afraid it’s not that easy! Sure in our line of work some dildo’s like your former beaux and our unwilling and unknowing Ho$T for the evening think they can just change their name and the perception of them right along with it, but that is precisely why he will fall on his stupid face time and time again when the stakes are high. You don’t wanna be like him or THEM do you?
HELL NO! I told you I’m committed to this I’ll do whatever it takes. I am sick and fucking tired of people thinking they can just walk all over me. I’m sick of just being Britt Baylor’s kid sister! I want them to see me…REALLY SEE ME. SO if there is something I need to do in order to show them that, then just tell me and I’ll do it!
Jolie’s back rested against Johnny’s for a moment until he manuvers his way to where he is now in the center of the hot tub facing her. His arrogant smirk vanished as he gazes at her with a SeRyOu$ look we’ve not seen before. His mood somber his actions calculated and deliberate, yet his eyes never leave hers. He looks into her eyes almost s if he is searching for something as he speaks…
Well again not that easy Jo…I mean VeXXy, it’s one of those things where I can show you better than I can tell you!
OK well tell me, show me…Shit you been doin that all night!
True, true…Now before we begin I have to ask. Is THi$ ReaLLy WHaT YoU WaNT?
DUH
No, don’t just blurt out an answer…THINK ABOUT IT DEAR…IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?
Joli swims to the center of the hottub and jumps up wrapping her arms around Jestyr’s neck locking eyes with him with sheer determination as her words echo the truth he now sees in them.
YES, ABSOLUTELY YES! SHOW ME, TELL ME WHATEVER…I’m READY!
Jestyr’s smirk slowly once again creeping across his face, a feeling of satisfaction no longer able to hide underneath his brief somber gaze, as he takes her arms from around his neck and guides himself to where he is once again holding her from behind.
Very well then, just know that from this point forward SuNFLoWeR there is no TuRNiNG BaCK…You can’t unfuggin scramble
!!!!SCRaMBLeD EGG$!!!!
SO Do US a FaVoR AnD CLo$e YoUR LiL EyEZ!!!
OK SO NOW…
Wait are you being SERIOUS?
…Should I even dignify that with a response?...It’s my LAST NAME FoR FuX SaXeZ!!!
RiGHT SoRRy…K they’re closed!
OK NOOOOO peeking!...Ready?
READY!!!
PeRFeCT! NOW! I want you to take a sec and clear your mind…K now I want you to picture all the names and faces of the people that lead you to where you are today. Your parents, your friends, Britt, Alex, any and everyone who has ever overlooked, used, underestimated, or dismissed you! Grab a hold of any and every specific instance you can as many of them as you can. Think of all those times they used you to satisfy their own selfish and pathetic ends. Think about all those times they used you as a pawn in their game of checkers that ultimately never amounted to shit in the end. NOW think of how you felt
!!!!EVERY F’N TiME!!!!
THEY DID THAT SHIT!!!!
Think of how you carried those feelings as the seconds turned to minutes, the minutes to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, and so on. Think about how they stomped you into the cowering, indecisive, cowardly person you were when I found you. THINK OF IT ALL. NoW holding onto all of that…THINK ABOUT
~!$!~ ReViVaL ~!$!~
AND THE WAY IT FELT WHEN YOU SLAMMED THOSE BOLT CUTTERZ INTO DEUCE’S STUPID F’N FACE!!!
And now I want you to take one very deep breathe…IN through the mouth out through the nostrils…Good…Now one more…ANd again…Now once more only this time hold it…Now try not to struggle SuNFLoWER cause this next part is really…and I DO MEAN REALLY GUNNA SUCK!!!
ANd with that Jestyr’s light touches turn very forceful as he swiftly and very firmly places Jolie Vexx in a FULL NELSON and then slams her head under the water and doesn’t let her up. HEr body wildy thrashing under the water due to fear and sheer survival instinct, but Jestyr is much bigger and much stronger, and as the water splashes and Jolie fights for her life this fucking clown starts singing…
…AND THeN YoUR LeFT IN THe Du$T UNLeSS I STUCK BYYY YA!!!
***SPLASH, SPLASH SPLASH***
YoU’RE THe SUNFLoWER I ThINK YoUR LoVe WiLL Be 2 MUCH!!!
****SPLASH, SPLASH, SPLASH****
Or YoU’LL BE LeFt In THe Du$T UNLeSS I STuCK BY YA!!!
*****SPLASH, SPLASH, SPLASH*****
YoU’RE THe SUNFLoWER, YoU’RE THE S.U.N.F.L.O.W.A.H.HHHHHHH
…Then the splashing stops. The bubbles and jets are still slowly pumping but the water seemingly remains still. Jestyr feels the fight leave Joli, and he picks her up and carries her to the side and lays her on the concrete. He then reaches over and grabs his phone that already had the clock timer pulled up and he sets a timer for 3 minutes. He then hops up on the side of the hot tub sitting right next to her. HE pops a cigarette in his mouth and fires that sucker up as he presses START on the timer. He then takes a soothing drag humming the tune to Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee as he then begins to do that thing he does.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Ya know Britt, it phucking perplexes me to literally
!!!!NO F’N EnD!!!!!
THAT AFTER ALL THIS YOU STILL DON’T F’N GET IT!!!!
I mean think of all the CHAOS I have caused over these last few months still I got back. I have literally MOWED DOWN EVERYONE…Not just one of them, not even a few of them it has been literally
!!!!EVERY F-U-C-K-I-N-G 1!!!!!
AND THEY HAVE ALL BEEN Me$$Y AS THE F WORD!!!!
And yet still you refuse to see things for the way they are?
!?!?! RiDDLe ME THaT SHiT ?!?!?
SeRyOu$LLLLYYYY!!!!!
I mean here I am going above and beyond the call of duty trying to right your every wrong which if left unchecked and to their own devices would surely plunge this company that stands for everything this business needs it to stand for into a got damn brick wall, but you would still rather put stock in limp dicks like Justin York, Alex Davenport, and now Donnie Harris…WHAT A
!!!!!F’N CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!
I WOULDA SAID JOKE BUT IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!
People think I’m phucking CRAY CRAY, but as I have said countless times at this point yes my methods may be a bit on the UnCoNVeNTioNAL SIDE, but they are affective ohhh and then there is that little tid bit that you love over looking on a daily basis where I am trying to keep your shit
!!!!! IN F’N Bu$iNe$$ !!!!!
AND IF THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACCOMPLISH THAT IS BY GIVING YOU THE BIZ THEN THAT’S YOUR CHOICE!!!
But I want you to look right next to me right now and see how far I’m willing to go to see it through. I want you to ask your present WORLD CHAMPION how hard I’m willing to hit, how mean I am willing to be, and how much blood I am willing to spill to accomplish that very end! THe foundation beneath your feet is shifting you selfish, self righteous CUNT! And while you are no doubt probably at this very moment assembling something close to an army to try and prevent me from accomplishing setting your empire ablaze I want you to stop and think about it…I mean really think about it Britt, because well I GOT
!!!!!FRiENDZ TOO!!!!!
…AND THEY LIKE ME BETTER THAN ANY OF YOURZ LIKE YOU PROMISE YA!!!!
Because even if they don’t stand beside me the rest of your roster can see what I’m doing and they want the same thing. They want you to stop using this company as your own personal play thing, so you can project yourself as this person and leader you clearly aren’t and never have been! It doesn’t even rightfully belong to you, and by the time I’m done singing this song, there won’t be any need for an ENCORE, because it will be quite clear that this ASSYLUM NEEDS TO BE RAN BY THE PHUCKING INMATES BEFORE WE TAKE ANYMORE PHUCKING ORDERS FROM YOU! So go get them..GO get Davenport, Donnie Harris, SHIT GET CAPELLO FOR ALL I PHUCKING CARE I got my finger on the phucking trigger and as far as I’m concerned you are all
!!!! IN MY F’N WAY !!!!!
AND IVE COME TOO FAR TO TURN BACK NOW MAMICITA!!!
THe blood on my hands hasn’t and won’t wash off, and I have done all kinds of wrong shit in my career and life, but I’ll be GOT DAMNED if this isn’t the one thing I do right in all of this bullshit! And I will see these wrongs righted and I will see someone put in your chair that knows, loves, and respects what it means to sit in it…ANd all you Ms. Britt Balor can do is hold onto the good days if there ever were any and await the moment where the metaphorical bill collector comes knocking and you realize there will be no more extensions, no more excuses, no more nothin cept PHUCK YOU PAY ME! ANd you won’t have enough cash on reserve to cover the cost the BANK OF YOUR ASS DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY BACK! ANd on that day CUNTZILLA is the day you know that in addition to losing phucking everything is the day Je$TyR SeRyOu$ MADE YOU
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
…NoW If YOU’LL EXCu$e ME, I GOTTA LITeRaLLY WaKE THE DeaD!!!!
And as the last word slithers from the Clown’s lips is when his timer goes off, and he he hops back down standing over Jolie Vexx. He presses his mouth to hers and breathes and then begins chest compressions….1, 2,3…1,2,3 BREATHE…1,2,3, 1,2,3…and as he leans his mouth in to continue his CPR suddenly Jolie Vexx coughs and water comes spitting out of her mouth. Jestyr’s arrogant smirk now clearly once again plastered across his face as Jolie sits up looking confused as all phuck. SHe looks around and while she faintly recgonizes where she is and what happened to her the entire world looks different. She looks up at Jestyr who is almost chuckling at this point as he asks…
WHaT Ya SaY THeRe SuNFLoWeR???..HoW Ya FeeLin?
SHe sits up and spits some more water out of her mouth as an evil arrogant smirk of her own slides across her face as her eyes come alive. ANd in that brief flicker of a moment you can see Jolie Vexx is gone…Never to return again. The little girl that lead Jestyr SeRyOu$ into her ex-boyfriends backyard to bang in his hottub is no longer with us. THe girl who talked Alex Davenport into stealing Jestyr’s Rise Up Championship almost 4 months ago is no where to be found! She is now someone else entirely…THe smile and careless carefree almost looney look in her eyes tells that story from CoVeR 2 FUCKING COVER as she grins at Je$TyR and answers his question…
VeXX: READY!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: ReaD….
Before the Clown can finish VeXX grabs Jestyr by his ears and pulls him in close slamming her lips into his and ramming her tongue down his throat…We’ll go ahead and call it here and spare you all the…uhhh details but most of you watch porn and or have imaginations so we figure yall knowz whats gunna happen next…ANd if not as the camera fades back we see both SeRyOu$ and VeXX extend their middle fingers in your general direction letting you know that the best is yet to come and this time like all those other times
…HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$URE!!!
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