Post by jestyrseryous on Aug 28, 2024 21:10:22 GMT -5
Well, well, well KMoNTy MONT! If it isn’t everyone’s favorite walking
I think we both knew this day was coming sooner or phucking later right?...RIGHT! And I’ll go head and be honest witcha MaMa, at first I wasn’t really looking forward to it, because at first I thought I maybe saw a kindred spirit, as I was foolishly under the assumption we perhaps are cut from the very same cloth. But the more I watch and listen to you the more and more I’m convinced you are nothing more than a
You are more pathetic than anything really when you sit down and strip everything away and no I’m not talking about your clothes either Ms.
As far as that is concerned I’d happily spare no expense! But more on that in just a wee bit because before we get down to the meat and mac n cheese of this here lil deal between you and I I just want you to make sure just how far in the shallow end you actually are. Because yeah sure you talk tough and allat. But at the end of every single day YA WoKE WONDER BRA, the clearer and clearer it becomes thats all it is and that is all you are is just
Cause I caught your cute lil promo well most of it, I admit I skipped over the part where you were on the news for eating Bigfoot’s dick or whatever, because really
?WHO F’N CAREZ?
Not exactly breaking news if you’re smellin what I’m steppin in! Nah but the one thing I did notice was your affinity for lame ass game shows! ANd while I didn’t have the time, desire, or patience to fund, operate, and perform on a grand stage like you did. I thought we could play a little game ourselves just me and you right here and right now? What ya think? Well assuming you even think at all would be a got damn miracle so I’ll just go ahead and assume you want to play anyway! So ready? This game is called
?WHAT IF I WASN’T A MoNToURI?
Cause you were so worried about my credentials nevermind the fact that I aint lost since my lil hiatus, in addition to being a former FIGHT4 and technically two time Rise Up CHAMPION I also just so happen to be the last person to put that DILDO Donie Harris on his ass, ya know the
Inside of a steel cage. But my game show is over tootse, let’s go head and talk about your credentials now shall we? Hmm ANARCHY CHAMPION wow that’s
Cause what did you to get it? I mean aside from doing the same thing you do during everyday of your otherwise useless existence? WHich is of course act like a spoiled little girl with a really big last name. SO that is kinda the emphasis of the game we are finna play right now, because take away your last name and really what are you???
ANd as much as you like to kick and stomp and act like you despise that name you sure as shit have no problem throwing it around to claim whatever it is you want while having to do as little as possible to actually get it! And I mean I get it kinda, I guess? Big brother’s got so much and you…You have so very
SO what you go to HoT ToPiK, buy yourself a lil attitude , find yourself a coke dealer, and BAM you have the right to come out here and talk about who has talent and who doesn’t? Well pardon me for paraphrasing but I’m gunna go ahead and tell you the same shit you hear at every Montouri family function that likely motivated you to crawl out from the backseat of JMONT’s beamer in the first place when I tell you
Because you are hands down the most undeserving, laughable champion currently holding gold in the EPW and as much as you claim to hate her you are without question a shining example and beneficiary of Britt Baylor’s inadequacies as our leader, cause you may hold the title as far as possession goes but you are about as much as an actual champion as you are a
SO maybe this aint a game show…Maybe it’s more of a talking board game really…LIKE
I’d personally call you KNoBoDy!!! SO do us a favor huh and spare us the Wednesday Adams routine KoKAINe-FeNTaNyL PUGLSEY because I’ve had about all I’m going to phucking stomach! ANd this sure as hell aint the LION KING, but I strongly urge you at this point to
Cause lemme just tell you…You won’t be the first or the last Montouri’s face I smush into the canvas live in front of a sold out crowd…Now get the phuck out my face little girl cause the next time I see ya I’ma make you…
VeXX: MR. J!!!!!
VEXX!!! FOR PHUX sakes woman I told you I was in the middle of something and not to be disturbed!!!
But you said unless!
NO I F’N DIDN’T…OHH WAIT YES I DID!!! He’s here?...Already?
Well yeah? You said to make sure to get his fat ass here as soon as possible! ANd as it turns out it was VERY POSSIBLE!!!!
WELL LOOK AT YOU YA LIL GO GETTER! Vexxy I’m so proud of you! I COULD LITERALLY F’N KISS YOU!!!
Well what ya waiting on? An invitation???
We shouldn’t keep our special guest waiting…Time is of the essence after all!
FINE BE BORING I DON’T EVEN CARE!!!
Suddenly we find ourselves glaring at the twisted painted up flirty smile of the new partner in crime to the TiN$LeToWn TRoUBLeMaKeR Je$TyR SeRyOuS, VeXX. Her hair in pig tails while her top had sits at a slant at the top of her head matching her purple and black coursette, and long black stockings. Je$TyR as ususal dressed in a black and white pin stripped suit has his black and white face painted in the messy yet perfect craze that sees his smile gleam from one side of his face to the other.
He stops and glares at his beaming accomplice as if waiting for something. SHe goes to skip out of the room, but turns. SHe looks at him with a side eye’d look of confusion as the two are now locked in an awkward stareoff as if one or the other is missing something here…
Mr. J?... YOU DO WANNA PLAY FIRST YAY!
Well yea…But YOU SAID HE’s here right? I kinda think we should take care of that before we situate your lil situation HMMM? SO… you going to show our guest in or what?
Mr. J! BE SeRyOu$!!! Remember you told me to take him to the “GuE$T RooM?”
Are you sure?
Uhhh yeah because I kinda got him all situated and stuff in there already… And SO Mr. BIG SILLY if he’s in there…HOW CAN I BRING HIM TO YOU?
RIGHT! Well…
Vexx pauses in the doorway as if mulling over her options for a moment before stepping back inside Johnny’s office and slams the door behind her as she gets this crazed look in her eyes...But still he has seen this look a time or two himself and he finds himself thrown off guard…
Vexx what are you doin, we musn’t keep our…
ZIP IT CLOWN! I PROMISE YOU’LL BE QUICK!!!
Wait…No YOU CAN’T…
SHHH, SHHHH SHHhh all I need is like five or twenty minutes…Just for once shut your mouth!
Jestyr makes a move for the door, but Vexx aint havin that shit! NoT OnE BIT! SHe pounces on him THe moment they hit the ground however the SCENE FADES TO
WE find ourselves suddenly in the basement…or the GUEST ROOM of OUTLAWZ, in the great city of New Orleans Louisiana. We see the silhouette of a rather tubby gentlemen standing with his hands raised above his head chained. He is bloody, beaten, the whole 9…Vexxy did say he was shown all the hospitality of the GUEST ROOM here at OUTLAWZ and well if you are unfortunate enough to wind up in this room this is the kinda shit that happens.
Suddenly the door swings open and in walks THe BoURBoN STReeT BaDGUY himself. He walks in with a casual elegance as his eyes light up and his real smile beams from ear to ear as he looks at his guest anxiously awaiting his arrival. The rather rotund fellow with that stupid headband of black hair that wraps around the back of his head from ear to ear wences in fear at the sound of the loud metal door swinging open with the ferocity that it did. Not to mention locking eyes with the man entering the room and seeing the sick and twisted dark smile on his face did little to calm his nerves either as before he can manage another thought their lil meeting BeGiNZ!!!
Good afternoon JACK, I’m sorry my associates didn’t catch your name but you look like a JACK OFF you mind if I call you JACK! Can I offer your something Mr. Jack? I don’t want to seem rude. I want to thank you for coming all the way to my BiG OLE CITY JUST TO SEE LIL OLE ME on such short notice, but you my friend have some
SO since this is a me talking and you listening kinda deal as you can tell by the gag in your mouth I’ll do what I can to make this as quick and as painless as possible, but then again that entirely depends on you and your response, as I really hope we can reach some sort of equitable agreement here this afternoon! I assume you won’t be as stubborn as your former colleagues who opted for early retirement. K so…I’m gunna sit! You OK if I SIT?..GREAT!!!
THe clown not breaking stride or smile walks over to the room and grabs a large black swivel chair from the corner and situates it directly in front of our friend here. He then puts his thumb and index finger in his mouth and makes a loud whistling sound and not a moment later VeXX comes skipping into the room with a large black briefcase and a large wooden stool. She sits the stool right next to Jestyr and plops the briefcase down.
SHe opens up the briefcase and inside are bags ontop of bags of a white powdery substance. Jestyr’s black fingerless gloves reach into the briefcase as he pulls out one of the large bags as he tosses it in the air and catches it. HE stands up and presses it to the large man Jestyr has taken to calling Jack as he lets out a snicker before continuing the meeting.
SO…I think it’s safe at this point for us both to assume I aint exactly the neighborhood watch right? I know what you do for a living Jack, and it has recently come to my attention that you peddle your cocaine sprinkled baby laxatives to another gentlemen who then steps on it a few more times and then sells it to an acquaintance of both of ours known around the world as KMONT…NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’m TELLIN YA HOTPOCKET!!!
The man trying to fight back tears closes his eyes and nods his head trying his best to choke out some words, but Vexxy actually has as it turns out a real raw talent for putting ball gags in people’s mouths WHO KNEW???
OK GOOD! OK so here is the deal ToNZ of FuN, these kids these days and their designer drugs I mean it’s hardly safe to buy WEED off the streets anymore what with the FENTY problems we have been having in this country and well to dime bag dope dealers like you what kinda phuckin sense does it make to kill off your clientele huh? SO your new business partner…ME went out and DID YOU A SOLID MY FRIEND! Because with an important and deep pocketed client like KMONT we must ensure her survival, and we know how much she loves her cock flavored
But see Ms. Mont needs to be taught a lesson that only certain people have the qualifications to teach her, and as you can tell in your present set of circumstances Mr. JACK that someone is
Because you see it was clearly indicated to me that KMONT has every intention of coming to our match more doped up than Jeff Hardy on his FUCKIN BIRTHDAY and well we are going to oblige her! Now if you are wondering why I came to you to handle such matters its because I have never been one to step on toes if I don’t gotta, and well I need this to go off without a hitch and couldn’t run the risk of bruising up the man who brings the shit to her now could I?...SO HERE WE ARE! Now what you are seeing in my hand here is a special
See I took your cocaine flavored baby laxaitives and I added a few ingredients of my own! The first of which is a chemical known as…
Only I have some friends on the other side of the great wall of CHINA who have been experimenting with these sorts of chemicals lately and well let’s just say they’ve refined and defined a method to crank it up a NOTCH OR TWELVE….SO let’s just say Ms. KMONTS cramps are gunna feel like LABOR PAINS after being shot in the gut with a shotgun or so I hear! ANd well ontop of your baby laxatives we decided to go ahead and throw in some real actual ones, and while I am a firm believer in the fact that lady’s don’t poop, I think I speak for everyone when I say we all are well aware of the fact that of all the things that cum stained POCAHONTAS is not a iz a
And well we went ahead and put some actual cocaine in there for seasoning. I call it PLAN K, cause it may not protect against syphilis or the clap, it will make sure all fifty thousand of those children she swallowed miss their mark!…SO sure it will make her throat and gums numb, but then a short while after that she may not die, but she will sure as shit wish she was dead…and that my friend is how we teach that spoiled PHUCKING BRAT who she should and shouldn’t phuck with! Cause
I dunno maybe next time she will listen to Big BROTHER’s ADVICE about going and barking up the wrong tree…But here is the good news JACK! YOU DO THIS FOR ME! ANd not only will I let you go…But FROM HERE ON OUT I WILL LET YOU WORK FOR ME! And well I do wish I could apologise for all of this unpleasantness, but in my experience it is best to show people in your position I mean BuSiNeSS WHEN I MEAN BUSINESS YA FEEL ME??? And worry I went ahead and talked to the people that still work for you and they all agree this is going to be a smooth transition moving forward…Allz I need you to do is nod your stupid head, make this deal…And then we can be FRIENDS…FOREVER! You like KMONT will soon see how I treat people I don’t like, but I assure you MR. JACKOFF…You will like being my friend way more than you will like being my enemy! BEcause right above your head are a bunch of NAKED GIRLS! And I will even introduce you to like two or three of them if you simply agree to personally guarantee that this shipment is the one KMONT receives when your man goes to drop off his next supply…SO I gotta ask Mr. OFF….DuZ We HaVe A DEAL?...YOU HAVE twenty five seconds to decide…I’d give ya thirty but I got shit to do!!!
Jestyr then reaches in his pocket with his free hand and removes a black switchblade knife that he doesn’t hesitate to pop the blade up. He then motions with his head at the bag of drugs and then to the knife. Jack emphatically motions with his eyes towards the bag of PLAN K. Jestyr sits back with full blown laughter as he reaches out and kisses the sweaty balding man on his forehead as he backs up and has Vexx unlock his chains…Jestyr throws his arm around the big mans neck as he leads him out of the guest room and into the hallway. They go down to a few doors and then come to one in the direct center of the hallway.
He opens it up and inside is an all black room with a black leather couch and a cheesy Panda BEAR FUCK RUG. There is a fire in the fireplace and two large metal chillers each containing two bottles of DOM PERIGON. SItting on the black leather couch is a female who works for BRAZZERS who goes by the name ANISSA KATE. Mr. Jack’s eyes widen as Ms. Kate in her black lingerie stands up and shows how little to the imagination all of this leaves…Jestyr then hands him a cellphone and goes towards the door but before he closes it behind him he says…
NOW make the call and you can stay in this room…Refuse and you go back into the other one! Ohh this is Anissa by the way she’s French so she’s not really into speaking ENglish right now either…SO you’re call!
The large gentlemen nods in Jestyr’s direction that he will do ask asked as Anissa KAte goes to remove the gag…The man makes the call, gives the instructions leaving the deed ALL BUT DONE…Jestyr with a smug satisfied look on his face turns and closes the door behind him. HE then stands on the otherside of the closed secret door in the most private part of his strip club as he reaches in his pocket and removes his pack of LUCKY’s. He pops one in his mouth. HE takes one long soothing drag as he turns to the camera, flashes that trademark arrogant smirk and says…
SO yeah, KMONT…Like I was tryin to tell ya, ya little insignifiCUNT LEECH…
!!!!TiJuaNa DoNKey SHOW!!!!
HoLD THe APPLaU$e LITTLE GIRL CaUse I GoTTa RuN Ya SUMTHIN RIGHT QUICK K???
I think we both knew this day was coming sooner or phucking later right?...RIGHT! And I’ll go head and be honest witcha MaMa, at first I wasn’t really looking forward to it, because at first I thought I maybe saw a kindred spirit, as I was foolishly under the assumption we perhaps are cut from the very same cloth. But the more I watch and listen to you the more and more I’m convinced you are nothing more than a
!!!!GoT DaMN JoKE!!!!
…ANd NOT a VeRY FUNNY ONE EITHER!!!
You are more pathetic than anything really when you sit down and strip everything away and no I’m not talking about your clothes either Ms.
!!!!!PuBeRTy BooBZ!!!!!
FoR ReaLZ HoW MUCH Is It GuNNa Co$T 2 To KEEP YOUR CLOTHEZ ON MoViNG FORWARD!?!?
As far as that is concerned I’d happily spare no expense! But more on that in just a wee bit because before we get down to the meat and mac n cheese of this here lil deal between you and I I just want you to make sure just how far in the shallow end you actually are. Because yeah sure you talk tough and allat. But at the end of every single day YA WoKE WONDER BRA, the clearer and clearer it becomes thats all it is and that is all you are is just
!!!!!F’N TaLK!!!!!
AND SINCE YOU CANT KEEP ANYTHING OF YOURZ CLOSED ALLOW MOI TO DO IT FA YA!!!!
Cause I caught your cute lil promo well most of it, I admit I skipped over the part where you were on the news for eating Bigfoot’s dick or whatever, because really
?WHO F’N CAREZ?LiKe THaT WaS THe 1st DICK YOU ATE THAT DAY AMIRITE???
Not exactly breaking news if you’re smellin what I’m steppin in! Nah but the one thing I did notice was your affinity for lame ass game shows! ANd while I didn’t have the time, desire, or patience to fund, operate, and perform on a grand stage like you did. I thought we could play a little game ourselves just me and you right here and right now? What ya think? Well assuming you even think at all would be a got damn miracle so I’ll just go ahead and assume you want to play anyway! So ready? This game is called
?WHAT IF I WASN’T A MoNToURI?WOMP WOMP!!!!!
Cause you were so worried about my credentials nevermind the fact that I aint lost since my lil hiatus, in addition to being a former FIGHT4 and technically two time Rise Up CHAMPION I also just so happen to be the last person to put that DILDO Donie Harris on his ass, ya know the
~$~ EPW WoRLD HEaVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ~$~
(FOR NOW)
Inside of a steel cage. But my game show is over tootse, let’s go head and talk about your credentials now shall we? Hmm ANARCHY CHAMPION wow that’s
!!!!I.M.P.R.E.S.S.I.V.E.!!!!!
CEPT NOT REALLY!!!
Cause what did you to get it? I mean aside from doing the same thing you do during everyday of your otherwise useless existence? WHich is of course act like a spoiled little girl with a really big last name. SO that is kinda the emphasis of the game we are finna play right now, because take away your last name and really what are you???
!!!!!!BAMMMPPP TIMEZ UP BuTTeRCUP!!!!
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NOTHING, A F’N NoBoDy!!!!
ANd as much as you like to kick and stomp and act like you despise that name you sure as shit have no problem throwing it around to claim whatever it is you want while having to do as little as possible to actually get it! And I mean I get it kinda, I guess? Big brother’s got so much and you…You have so very
!!!!!L.I.T.T.L.E.!!!!!
AND AGAIN I’M NOT JUS TALKIN AB UR NiPPLES…OR BooBS WHATEVER THEY ARE!!!
SO what you go to HoT ToPiK, buy yourself a lil attitude , find yourself a coke dealer, and BAM you have the right to come out here and talk about who has talent and who doesn’t? Well pardon me for paraphrasing but I’m gunna go ahead and tell you the same shit you hear at every Montouri family function that likely motivated you to crawl out from the backseat of JMONT’s beamer in the first place when I tell you
!!!!SHUT UR DUMB CUNT MOUTH!!!!
OTHERWISE ILL HAVE THEM WIRE IT SHUT!!!!
Because you are hands down the most undeserving, laughable champion currently holding gold in the EPW and as much as you claim to hate her you are without question a shining example and beneficiary of Britt Baylor’s inadequacies as our leader, cause you may hold the title as far as possession goes but you are about as much as an actual champion as you are a
!!!!!F’N ViRGiN!!!!!
WHICH HA BILLY IDOL WOULDN’T EVEN GO 2 UR WHITE WEDDING CUNT!!!
SO maybe this aint a game show…Maybe it’s more of a talking board game really…LIKE
?!?!GuESS WHO!?!?!
AND GUESS WHO KMONT IZ WITHOUT THE MONT?
I’d personally call you KNoBoDy!!! SO do us a favor huh and spare us the Wednesday Adams routine KoKAINe-FeNTaNyL PUGLSEY because I’ve had about all I’m going to phucking stomach! ANd this sure as hell aint the LION KING, but I strongly urge you at this point to
!!!!!Be PRePaReD!!!!!
TO BE PUT IN YOUR PLACE LIKE PAPA MONT SHOULD HAVE DONE TO U AGEZ AGO!!!
Cause lemme just tell you…You won’t be the first or the last Montouri’s face I smush into the canvas live in front of a sold out crowd…Now get the phuck out my face little girl cause the next time I see ya I’ma make you…
VeXX: MR. J!!!!!
VEXX!!! FOR PHUX sakes woman I told you I was in the middle of something and not to be disturbed!!!
But you said unless!
NO I F’N DIDN’T…OHH WAIT YES I DID!!! He’s here?...Already?
Well yeah? You said to make sure to get his fat ass here as soon as possible! ANd as it turns out it was VERY POSSIBLE!!!!
WELL LOOK AT YOU YA LIL GO GETTER! Vexxy I’m so proud of you! I COULD LITERALLY F’N KISS YOU!!!
Well what ya waiting on? An invitation???
We shouldn’t keep our special guest waiting…Time is of the essence after all!
FINE BE BORING I DON’T EVEN CARE!!!
Suddenly we find ourselves glaring at the twisted painted up flirty smile of the new partner in crime to the TiN$LeToWn TRoUBLeMaKeR Je$TyR SeRyOuS, VeXX. Her hair in pig tails while her top had sits at a slant at the top of her head matching her purple and black coursette, and long black stockings. Je$TyR as ususal dressed in a black and white pin stripped suit has his black and white face painted in the messy yet perfect craze that sees his smile gleam from one side of his face to the other.
He stops and glares at his beaming accomplice as if waiting for something. SHe goes to skip out of the room, but turns. SHe looks at him with a side eye’d look of confusion as the two are now locked in an awkward stareoff as if one or the other is missing something here…
Mr. J?... YOU DO WANNA PLAY FIRST YAY!
Well yea…But YOU SAID HE’s here right? I kinda think we should take care of that before we situate your lil situation HMMM? SO… you going to show our guest in or what?
Mr. J! BE SeRyOu$!!! Remember you told me to take him to the “GuE$T RooM?”
Are you sure?
Uhhh yeah because I kinda got him all situated and stuff in there already… And SO Mr. BIG SILLY if he’s in there…HOW CAN I BRING HIM TO YOU?
RIGHT! Well…
Vexx pauses in the doorway as if mulling over her options for a moment before stepping back inside Johnny’s office and slams the door behind her as she gets this crazed look in her eyes...But still he has seen this look a time or two himself and he finds himself thrown off guard…
Vexx what are you doin, we musn’t keep our…
ZIP IT CLOWN! I PROMISE YOU’LL BE QUICK!!!
Wait…No YOU CAN’T…
SHHH, SHHHH SHHhh all I need is like five or twenty minutes…Just for once shut your mouth!
Jestyr makes a move for the door, but Vexx aint havin that shit! NoT OnE BIT! SHe pounces on him THe moment they hit the ground however the SCENE FADES TO
….MUCH LONGER THAN 5 or 20 MINS LATER!!!
WE find ourselves suddenly in the basement…or the GUEST ROOM of OUTLAWZ, in the great city of New Orleans Louisiana. We see the silhouette of a rather tubby gentlemen standing with his hands raised above his head chained. He is bloody, beaten, the whole 9…Vexxy did say he was shown all the hospitality of the GUEST ROOM here at OUTLAWZ and well if you are unfortunate enough to wind up in this room this is the kinda shit that happens.
Suddenly the door swings open and in walks THe BoURBoN STReeT BaDGUY himself. He walks in with a casual elegance as his eyes light up and his real smile beams from ear to ear as he looks at his guest anxiously awaiting his arrival. The rather rotund fellow with that stupid headband of black hair that wraps around the back of his head from ear to ear wences in fear at the sound of the loud metal door swinging open with the ferocity that it did. Not to mention locking eyes with the man entering the room and seeing the sick and twisted dark smile on his face did little to calm his nerves either as before he can manage another thought their lil meeting BeGiNZ!!!
Good afternoon JACK, I’m sorry my associates didn’t catch your name but you look like a JACK OFF you mind if I call you JACK! Can I offer your something Mr. Jack? I don’t want to seem rude. I want to thank you for coming all the way to my BiG OLE CITY JUST TO SEE LIL OLE ME on such short notice, but you my friend have some
~$~ SeRyOu$ BuSiNe$$ ~$~
WE NeeD To DISCUSS RiGHT MeOW!!!!
SO since this is a me talking and you listening kinda deal as you can tell by the gag in your mouth I’ll do what I can to make this as quick and as painless as possible, but then again that entirely depends on you and your response, as I really hope we can reach some sort of equitable agreement here this afternoon! I assume you won’t be as stubborn as your former colleagues who opted for early retirement. K so…I’m gunna sit! You OK if I SIT?..GREAT!!!
THe clown not breaking stride or smile walks over to the room and grabs a large black swivel chair from the corner and situates it directly in front of our friend here. He then puts his thumb and index finger in his mouth and makes a loud whistling sound and not a moment later VeXX comes skipping into the room with a large black briefcase and a large wooden stool. She sits the stool right next to Jestyr and plops the briefcase down.
SHe opens up the briefcase and inside are bags ontop of bags of a white powdery substance. Jestyr’s black fingerless gloves reach into the briefcase as he pulls out one of the large bags as he tosses it in the air and catches it. HE stands up and presses it to the large man Jestyr has taken to calling Jack as he lets out a snicker before continuing the meeting.
SO…I think it’s safe at this point for us both to assume I aint exactly the neighborhood watch right? I know what you do for a living Jack, and it has recently come to my attention that you peddle your cocaine sprinkled baby laxatives to another gentlemen who then steps on it a few more times and then sells it to an acquaintance of both of ours known around the world as KMONT…NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’m TELLIN YA HOTPOCKET!!!
The man trying to fight back tears closes his eyes and nods his head trying his best to choke out some words, but Vexxy actually has as it turns out a real raw talent for putting ball gags in people’s mouths WHO KNEW???
OK GOOD! OK so here is the deal ToNZ of FuN, these kids these days and their designer drugs I mean it’s hardly safe to buy WEED off the streets anymore what with the FENTY problems we have been having in this country and well to dime bag dope dealers like you what kinda phuckin sense does it make to kill off your clientele huh? SO your new business partner…ME went out and DID YOU A SOLID MY FRIEND! Because with an important and deep pocketed client like KMONT we must ensure her survival, and we know how much she loves her cock flavored
!!!!!BooGeR SuGaR!!!!!
…DON’T WE?...OF COURSE WE DO!!!!
But see Ms. Mont needs to be taught a lesson that only certain people have the qualifications to teach her, and as you can tell in your present set of circumstances Mr. JACK that someone is
~!$!~ M.E. ~!$!~
…AND WELL YOU TOO!!!!
Because you see it was clearly indicated to me that KMONT has every intention of coming to our match more doped up than Jeff Hardy on his FUCKIN BIRTHDAY and well we are going to oblige her! Now if you are wondering why I came to you to handle such matters its because I have never been one to step on toes if I don’t gotta, and well I need this to go off without a hitch and couldn’t run the risk of bruising up the man who brings the shit to her now could I?...SO HERE WE ARE! Now what you are seeing in my hand here is a special
!!!!CoNCoXTiON!!!!
oF MY OWN De$iGN!!!!
See I took your cocaine flavored baby laxaitives and I added a few ingredients of my own! The first of which is a chemical known as…
~+~ PRO-GES-TiN ~+~
WHICH IN ITS CURRENT AND PILL FORM IMMEDIATLEY INDUCES MENSTRUAL CYCLEZ!!!
Only I have some friends on the other side of the great wall of CHINA who have been experimenting with these sorts of chemicals lately and well let’s just say they’ve refined and defined a method to crank it up a NOTCH OR TWELVE….SO let’s just say Ms. KMONTS cramps are gunna feel like LABOR PAINS after being shot in the gut with a shotgun or so I hear! ANd well ontop of your baby laxatives we decided to go ahead and throw in some real actual ones, and while I am a firm believer in the fact that lady’s don’t poop, I think I speak for everyone when I say we all are well aware of the fact that of all the things that cum stained POCAHONTAS is not a iz a
!!!!!F’N LaDy!!!!!
SO QuE SIRa SIRA…RIGHT???
And well we went ahead and put some actual cocaine in there for seasoning. I call it PLAN K, cause it may not protect against syphilis or the clap, it will make sure all fifty thousand of those children she swallowed miss their mark!…SO sure it will make her throat and gums numb, but then a short while after that she may not die, but she will sure as shit wish she was dead…and that my friend is how we teach that spoiled PHUCKING BRAT who she should and shouldn’t phuck with! Cause
!!!!!I ReaLLy AiNT THe 1!!!!!
…MaYBE SHE SHOULDA ASKED SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EAT THEIR BOOGERZ!!
I dunno maybe next time she will listen to Big BROTHER’s ADVICE about going and barking up the wrong tree…But here is the good news JACK! YOU DO THIS FOR ME! ANd not only will I let you go…But FROM HERE ON OUT I WILL LET YOU WORK FOR ME! And well I do wish I could apologise for all of this unpleasantness, but in my experience it is best to show people in your position I mean BuSiNeSS WHEN I MEAN BUSINESS YA FEEL ME??? And worry I went ahead and talked to the people that still work for you and they all agree this is going to be a smooth transition moving forward…Allz I need you to do is nod your stupid head, make this deal…And then we can be FRIENDS…FOREVER! You like KMONT will soon see how I treat people I don’t like, but I assure you MR. JACKOFF…You will like being my friend way more than you will like being my enemy! BEcause right above your head are a bunch of NAKED GIRLS! And I will even introduce you to like two or three of them if you simply agree to personally guarantee that this shipment is the one KMONT receives when your man goes to drop off his next supply…SO I gotta ask Mr. OFF….DuZ We HaVe A DEAL?...YOU HAVE twenty five seconds to decide…I’d give ya thirty but I got shit to do!!!
Jestyr then reaches in his pocket with his free hand and removes a black switchblade knife that he doesn’t hesitate to pop the blade up. He then motions with his head at the bag of drugs and then to the knife. Jack emphatically motions with his eyes towards the bag of PLAN K. Jestyr sits back with full blown laughter as he reaches out and kisses the sweaty balding man on his forehead as he backs up and has Vexx unlock his chains…Jestyr throws his arm around the big mans neck as he leads him out of the guest room and into the hallway. They go down to a few doors and then come to one in the direct center of the hallway.
He opens it up and inside is an all black room with a black leather couch and a cheesy Panda BEAR FUCK RUG. There is a fire in the fireplace and two large metal chillers each containing two bottles of DOM PERIGON. SItting on the black leather couch is a female who works for BRAZZERS who goes by the name ANISSA KATE. Mr. Jack’s eyes widen as Ms. Kate in her black lingerie stands up and shows how little to the imagination all of this leaves…Jestyr then hands him a cellphone and goes towards the door but before he closes it behind him he says…
NOW make the call and you can stay in this room…Refuse and you go back into the other one! Ohh this is Anissa by the way she’s French so she’s not really into speaking ENglish right now either…SO you’re call!
The large gentlemen nods in Jestyr’s direction that he will do ask asked as Anissa KAte goes to remove the gag…The man makes the call, gives the instructions leaving the deed ALL BUT DONE…Jestyr with a smug satisfied look on his face turns and closes the door behind him. HE then stands on the otherside of the closed secret door in the most private part of his strip club as he reaches in his pocket and removes his pack of LUCKY’s. He pops one in his mouth. HE takes one long soothing drag as he turns to the camera, flashes that trademark arrogant smirk and says…
SO yeah, KMONT…Like I was tryin to tell ya, ya little insignifiCUNT LEECH…
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA PLAN K AM I HILARIOUS OR WHAT?