Post by Lilith on Jul 3, 2023 20:25:55 GMT -5
Lilith had a lot of work ahead of her in preparation for her inaugural match for a revamped, reinvigorated OCW. Unfortunately it was a solo contest as her wife, Sarah wasn’t fully on board with the revival of the company, even if it was under a completely new regime. Because of this fact, Lilith was currently tasked with looking after her sister-in-law’s daughter, Angela while Sarah was negotiating with the brass at OCW for their tag team contracts. Rachel had a very structured life for Angie, and this was reminded to Lilith by Sarah numerous times as all Lilith could hear was Sarah repeatedly telling her.
“No video games, Lilith. And don’t just give her a bunch of snacks.”
Lilith was always the “cool aunt” as she did usually bend the rules a bit whenever she watched Angie, but she did do a pretty good job of honoring Sarah’s wishes. Only allowing one hour of video games, Lilith managed to do a decent job of keeping a five year old ball of energy entertained through coloring, hide and seek and various other games. After an eventful day, Lilith starts to get Angie ready for bed when the young girl looks up at Lilith with her big blue eyes.
“Auntie Lilith, are you gonna tell me a story like Auntie Sarah does?”
Even though Angie was all set in her pajamas and her bed all set to get into, Lilith glances at the clock and sees she has some time before Angie should reasonably be asleep and so she nods, smiling big at her.
She wasn’t sure what kind of story she would tell, but she did have Angie scoot down on the bed and sit up as Lilith collects Angie’s Barbies and her small playset. Looking it over, and knowing what she had in store for her upcoming debut match, she laughs a bit as she notices the playset had included a Barbie tea party. Now the wheels were turning and Lilith knew EXACTLY the story she would tell.
“Okay Angie … Imma tell you the bestest story you’ve ever heard!”
Lilith speaks the way Angie would just because she had that connection to make Angie feel on the same level as her. Lilith sorts through the barbie dolls and selects one with beautiful raven hair and sets it on one side of the tea party playset. She then takes a moment to select the next one, opting to find the oldest, most worn out barbie doll and she uses a sharpie marker to make large black marks over the eyes. She sets this doll across from the beautiful raven haired one.
“Sooooo … Once upon a time … there was a beautiful princess who was hosting a tea party. She was searching far and wide for another beautiful princess to join her. Buttttttttttt … instead she got a dark witch who was super disgusting and icky and …”
As Lilith narrates her story, she takes hold of the doll she’d marked up with sharpie to signify the witch. This just causes Angie to giggle loudly.
“Hehehehehehe, that’s soooo silly. Auntie Sarah is a witch and she doesn’t look like that hehehehehehehe!”
Lilith nods in agreement and now places a finger to her chin as she thinks about this. She ponders for a bit and then restates her line.
“Instead she got a demon goddess … who came to her alllllllll the way from Transylvania to …”
Lilith has to pause as again Angie is giggling like mad.
“Hehehehehehehehe silly auntie! Hehehehehehehe”
It takes a bit for her to calm down as Lilith looks on, wondering what the problem was now.
“Auntie Lilith …. That’s where vampires come from not demons hehehehehehe!”
Again, Lilith places a finger to her chin and she now wishes she’d have just waited for Sarah to hammer out their contract as she wouldn’t have had to deal with such stupidity if she had. Lilith exhales a deep sigh as she once again continues.
“So ummmmm … a demon vampire panda face wannabe witch from Transylvania ….”
Lilith cannot help but to burst out laughing at this point. She LOVED fantasy and magic and all of the lore that was mysterious and captivating. But even for her this was just absolutely ridiculous. Lilith having a bout of laughter only causes Angie to do the same. Seeing how much Angie was getting into the absurdity of this just causes Lilith to go full in on making her niece laugh even more as she starts reciting her own version of a popular line from a VERY classic film.
“Demons, vampires and witches, OH MY!”
Angie’s giggles grow even louder as she now falls to her side with laughter as Lilith makes a big production of this. She repeats the phrase several times, practically singing it to the young girl. And after the performance, Lilith gets back into the story, deciding to change things around as her young niece was quite intelligent to pick up on how ridiculous this all was.
“Sooooo where were we? Oooohhhh that’s right … okay, sooooo this icky cobweb girl who we will call … Jen Enigma … well, she wasn’t a witch or a demon or a vampire from Transylvania. She was just a dumb bubble gum bi– …. Errrr beach … who wasn’t pretty enough to be an actual bubble gum so instead she decided to be a hot topic bubble gum who just covers up how ugly and disgusting she is by pretending to be some spooky monster.”
Lilith takes the marked up barbie doll and dresses it in dark, tattered clothing and sits the doll at the table looking all emo like she’s gonna cut herself for attention.
“But what Emo Jennifer didn’t know was that all of her smoke and mirrors wouldn’t work on Princess Lilith. This was because Lilith knew that Jennifer wasn’t scary or mystical because Princess Lilith is married to a real witch who doesn’t need to pretend to be from Transylvania or paint her face up to pretend to be all dark and dreary. And Lilith would MUCH rather have a tea party with her lovely redhead witch because this icky cobweb wasn’t invited!”
Lilith takes the beautiful raven haired princess doll and knocks over the emo doll with it, smacking the emo doll against the playset tea table before tossing the ugly emo doll into the toybox.
“And so Lilith put the wannabe witch back into the toybox where she belongs and lived happily ever after with her lovely redhead witch. The end!”
After a bout of laughter, Angie had tuckered herself out and her eyes get heavy. Lilith tucks her in and turns out the light only to see that her wife had returned home and was standing in the doorway, smiling. Lilith walks over to her and the two embrace.
“Did I hear something about you wanting to spend some time with a real witch? Maybe we should also head to bed and I can show you some of my magic.”
Sarah winks at her wife. Lilith’s jaw drops as her beautiful redhead says this and she eagerly nods her head like her life depended on it.
”Ummmmm… yep! That sounds really yummy to me, baby!”
Before Sarah can say anything further, Lilith grabs hold of her wife’s hand and practically drags her away from Angie’s bedroom, somewhat unintentionally slamming the door behind her as they leave.