Post by goth on Oct 29, 2024 16:11:36 GMT -5
“Oh hallelujah!!!”
A scream echoes through the hallway of an empty church as we see Jebediah walk into the shot, Goth’s personal holy mouth piece that preaches about the Messiah of Pain.
He claps in his hands, rubbing them together as the enthusiasm can be seen oozing from his face for saving the souls of the lost people. He spins around in circles a few times while humming some unknown tune as he stops in front of the camera with a huge smile upon his face.
“Isn’t it a wonderful day???”
He spreads his arms as wide as possible, shaking his head from left to right while exposing a huge smile upon his face.
“Our prayers have ben answered!! It may have taken the supposedly higher ups a few weeks to realize that it was me beating upon their doors, screaming out HIS name over and over again. Causing them to beg upon their hands and knees, asking me what it would take for me to stop.”
“And you know what I told them??”
He takes a moment in order to readjust his tie while his breathing slowly subsides, clearly his cholesterol is a huge issue for him.
“But I refused to tell, because a gentleman does not kiss and tell!! And when you look at that ugly mug of the woman that leads this organization, then you will understand why I refrain myself from any physical contact…”
He smirks
“So the first guess was to give me an weekly spot on the show and even though I was tempted, I knew that this wasn’t the reason behind my actions. So I told them no!! And then they asked me if I wanted a choir to sing songs for us every week!! And I told them that I have already hand picked the finest choir that the world has ever seen come together!! So that was strike two!!!”
Jebediah raises a finger towards the camera with a big smile
“And then I guess they finally used their brains, asking if my Lord Goth needed a match this coming show. And I told them YES!! But not just any type of match, oh no!! He deserves a shot at a champion, so what did they do??”
He remains silent.
“I will tell you exactly what they have done!! Putting him in a match, that if he wins….. The audacity of these people to even consider that there’s anything else for him but to be a winner???”
“But I guess I should not have been too surprised, because that’s what a simpleton assumes these days. That there’s always two sides to every story!! The right one and the ONLY ONE!! So I thought, I meditated and even prayed to HIM before I got a text message. Yes people, the Lord works in mysterious ways!! Telling me that he would accept!! Isn’t that a miracle??”
“People can compare it to God talking to a mere human being through a burning bush, or sending Jonah into a whale before he finally decided to do his way!!! And isn’t it a wonderful feeling to know that I merely got HIS way by merely opening my mouth?? That’s right!! All you non-believers listen up and pay attention!! Because I intend to do so much more than just speak!!!”
Jebediah shouts Hallelujah from the top of his lungs, he does a Moonwalk until spinning around a few times and stops as we hear something tear in his pants. The camera suddenly zooms in on the back of his tights, witnessing that it tore in half and reveals a white boxer short. Jebediah takes off his jacket and holds it in front of him as he turns around, not having lost his confident smile that he had earlier.
“Nothing that my seamstress Juanita cannot fix, her fingers work magic almost as much as my voice of reason has clearly made believers out of everyone in EPW!!! What a joyful moment isn’t this!!”
He slowly moves towards one of the church benches while holding the jacket in front of him, we see some women enter the church as they let out a loud scream before one of them, an elderly lady passes out.
“See that?? She has already caught HIS love, I guess I have succeeded in another mission to spread HIS magic by merely showing some of my underwear!! Now if isn’t that is any sign of dedication?? Then you tell me what is!! But don’t worry you mindless fools, there isn’t any excuse that could ever convince me otherwise!! So why don’t you do what I do as I sit down, put my hands together and pray!!!”
Jebediah sits down upon the church bench and places his hands together before starting a prayer.
“Dear Goth, thank you for opening this window of opportunities and make them all witness your power and beauty. Make the people spend a lot of money for me so that I can buy a new wardrobe, hell that new Mercedes Benz that I saw a few days ago… A man of the cloth needs all the wonders of life, just like YOU deserve that championship… Goth, I have done my work… it is time that the prophecy will be answered…. Amen….”
He reopens his eyes with a sickening smile.
“It is time for this story to have a happy ending….”
Happy Halloween.
We see Goth stand in front of an open door as he hands down some candy to kids who are dressed up like a ghost, a vampire and even Robin Hood. He smiles as he waves them off as they run towards the next house for even more candy. Goth watches them before turning his attention towards the camera.
“Isn’t that cute??, kids getting all excited for an overdose of sugar rush… But I guess we all do crazy things for something that causes our hearts pump faster and our mouths water of desire. Just like it does to us grown ups isn’t it??”
He turns around as he is about to close the door, only to look over his shoulder just to be sure that he did not slam it shut in front of any young child, but closes it shortly as he walks over towards a painting in the hallway.
“I know people would assume for me to tell the world about how sinful Halloween is, reminding the world of it’s sinful originalities… And for what?? To put fear into the hearts of the little children that are easily manipulated by temptations… I guess some things just never change don’t they Jax Jagger???”
He smirks as he lets his eyes wander over a copy from the Night Watch, a painting from the infamous Dutch Painter Rembrandt.
“Haven’t you ever noticed that art can be created by a brilliant individual as well as someone crazy??”
He cocks his right eye towards the camera for a split second, making sure that the camera is paying attention towards whatever he is trying to explain before turning his attention back towards the work of art.
“You see Jax, this is a work of art. Granted the original is in a museum and rightfully so. But it represents the blood, sweat and tears of a man that had a vision. A vision of putting an entire group together, have them stand still while he used precision in order to immortalize them??”
Goth’s words is interrupted by the ringing of his doorbell, causing him to smile as he turns around. Gazing towards the large bowl of candy that is still left before reopening the door, witnessing a few children dressed as burglars.
“Trick or Treat!!”
Goth smiles as he hands them some more candy before they run off again, he stands there for a few moments as he watches them run towards their parents who wave towards him in appreciation.
“Ahh, first timers. Isn’t that cute?? And that’s what is wrong with it all, because some mad individual invented a children’s feast from a pagan holiday… Can you call that art?? Perhaps in a weird kind of way… Only to lure the little children away from me just like they have done with Christmas, Easter and all other festivities that should have been respected and not dragged through the mud.”
“And I guess this is beyond everyone’s capacity to understand little Jax…. But I will try to explain to you as a true artist of the ring. That you are all excited, ready to put any kind of costume that will make you believe that you are a character. And everything to the point of getting your hands upon the grand price, drooling to feast upon that what you know is wrong for you…”
“And then what Jax???”
He smirks as he lowers his head and closes his eyes for a few moments.
“And after devouring all the sweets it will cause your sugar pressure rise to heights never seen before. And that’s your problem Jax….”
“Because that’s the only comparison you can ever get to securing a championship opportunity when it comes down to securing it over my dead body.”
He smirks once again.
“Oh and just before you start to wonder, I am still very alive. So very alive even that I can take on the entire world and overcome everyone that comes in front of me… So what does that make you think about your chances Jax??? Does that make you feel like you got moves like Jagger??”
“Don’t kid yourself little one, I am not giving you a damn compliment by referring to the Devil of the music entertainment himself. Because that man is an artist, something that you only dare to live to. Entering a world of pro wreslting, merely because men like me have paved the way??”
Goth reaches into the bowl of candy and holds it in front of the camera as his face has turned one with intensity.
“Here’s my gratitude!! Hell, I am going to shove everything down your throat until you throw up and beg for me to stop!! Because that’s what it will take to beat me Jax… Hell, you saw me fight Joe Montuori?? I went to war!! And I lost, losing to a man that I hate… a man that I cannot stand… And you have to understand that I will do anything to get back at him one final time… And that is what I equal to secure another championship opportunity and this time take it.”
“I will grab every opportunity with both of my hands, just like I will wrap them around your throat and start to slowly choke you out. Ever experienced these sensations Jax?? The sensations of desperation?? The sensations of fighting against a force that cannot be competed against?? That’s what you are looking at right now!!!”
He grabs hold of the camera as the insanity of a mad man as saliva is pouring from his mouth before wiping it off with he back of his mouth.
“You wanted the forbidden candy that is equal to the forbidden apple that was forbidden for the humans to eat…. You know what happened to Adam and Eve don’t you?? They became ashamed for their nudity, ashamed to be in the grace of HE who created them!! And I am going to make you feel ashamed to even daring to step in the ring with me…. So hear my words Jax…. Time is coming for you to walk away forever. But promise me that you will never turn around and beg for forgiveness. Because I will stomp your face into the dirt and walk you dry…. Because you are nothing but an eye candy. Candy that I will chew up and spit out… just like your championship opportunity…”
With that Goth face palms the camera as the shot fades
A scream echoes through the hallway of an empty church as we see Jebediah walk into the shot, Goth’s personal holy mouth piece that preaches about the Messiah of Pain.
He claps in his hands, rubbing them together as the enthusiasm can be seen oozing from his face for saving the souls of the lost people. He spins around in circles a few times while humming some unknown tune as he stops in front of the camera with a huge smile upon his face.
“Isn’t it a wonderful day???”
He spreads his arms as wide as possible, shaking his head from left to right while exposing a huge smile upon his face.
“Our prayers have ben answered!! It may have taken the supposedly higher ups a few weeks to realize that it was me beating upon their doors, screaming out HIS name over and over again. Causing them to beg upon their hands and knees, asking me what it would take for me to stop.”
“And you know what I told them??”
He takes a moment in order to readjust his tie while his breathing slowly subsides, clearly his cholesterol is a huge issue for him.
“But I refused to tell, because a gentleman does not kiss and tell!! And when you look at that ugly mug of the woman that leads this organization, then you will understand why I refrain myself from any physical contact…”
He smirks
“So the first guess was to give me an weekly spot on the show and even though I was tempted, I knew that this wasn’t the reason behind my actions. So I told them no!! And then they asked me if I wanted a choir to sing songs for us every week!! And I told them that I have already hand picked the finest choir that the world has ever seen come together!! So that was strike two!!!”
Jebediah raises a finger towards the camera with a big smile
“And then I guess they finally used their brains, asking if my Lord Goth needed a match this coming show. And I told them YES!! But not just any type of match, oh no!! He deserves a shot at a champion, so what did they do??”
He remains silent.
“I will tell you exactly what they have done!! Putting him in a match, that if he wins….. The audacity of these people to even consider that there’s anything else for him but to be a winner???”
“But I guess I should not have been too surprised, because that’s what a simpleton assumes these days. That there’s always two sides to every story!! The right one and the ONLY ONE!! So I thought, I meditated and even prayed to HIM before I got a text message. Yes people, the Lord works in mysterious ways!! Telling me that he would accept!! Isn’t that a miracle??”
“People can compare it to God talking to a mere human being through a burning bush, or sending Jonah into a whale before he finally decided to do his way!!! And isn’t it a wonderful feeling to know that I merely got HIS way by merely opening my mouth?? That’s right!! All you non-believers listen up and pay attention!! Because I intend to do so much more than just speak!!!”
Jebediah shouts Hallelujah from the top of his lungs, he does a Moonwalk until spinning around a few times and stops as we hear something tear in his pants. The camera suddenly zooms in on the back of his tights, witnessing that it tore in half and reveals a white boxer short. Jebediah takes off his jacket and holds it in front of him as he turns around, not having lost his confident smile that he had earlier.
“Nothing that my seamstress Juanita cannot fix, her fingers work magic almost as much as my voice of reason has clearly made believers out of everyone in EPW!!! What a joyful moment isn’t this!!”
He slowly moves towards one of the church benches while holding the jacket in front of him, we see some women enter the church as they let out a loud scream before one of them, an elderly lady passes out.
“See that?? She has already caught HIS love, I guess I have succeeded in another mission to spread HIS magic by merely showing some of my underwear!! Now if isn’t that is any sign of dedication?? Then you tell me what is!! But don’t worry you mindless fools, there isn’t any excuse that could ever convince me otherwise!! So why don’t you do what I do as I sit down, put my hands together and pray!!!”
Jebediah sits down upon the church bench and places his hands together before starting a prayer.
“Dear Goth, thank you for opening this window of opportunities and make them all witness your power and beauty. Make the people spend a lot of money for me so that I can buy a new wardrobe, hell that new Mercedes Benz that I saw a few days ago… A man of the cloth needs all the wonders of life, just like YOU deserve that championship… Goth, I have done my work… it is time that the prophecy will be answered…. Amen….”
He reopens his eyes with a sickening smile.
“It is time for this story to have a happy ending….”
Happy Halloween.
We see Goth stand in front of an open door as he hands down some candy to kids who are dressed up like a ghost, a vampire and even Robin Hood. He smiles as he waves them off as they run towards the next house for even more candy. Goth watches them before turning his attention towards the camera.
“Isn’t that cute??, kids getting all excited for an overdose of sugar rush… But I guess we all do crazy things for something that causes our hearts pump faster and our mouths water of desire. Just like it does to us grown ups isn’t it??”
He turns around as he is about to close the door, only to look over his shoulder just to be sure that he did not slam it shut in front of any young child, but closes it shortly as he walks over towards a painting in the hallway.
“I know people would assume for me to tell the world about how sinful Halloween is, reminding the world of it’s sinful originalities… And for what?? To put fear into the hearts of the little children that are easily manipulated by temptations… I guess some things just never change don’t they Jax Jagger???”
He smirks as he lets his eyes wander over a copy from the Night Watch, a painting from the infamous Dutch Painter Rembrandt.
“Haven’t you ever noticed that art can be created by a brilliant individual as well as someone crazy??”
He cocks his right eye towards the camera for a split second, making sure that the camera is paying attention towards whatever he is trying to explain before turning his attention back towards the work of art.
“You see Jax, this is a work of art. Granted the original is in a museum and rightfully so. But it represents the blood, sweat and tears of a man that had a vision. A vision of putting an entire group together, have them stand still while he used precision in order to immortalize them??”
Goth’s words is interrupted by the ringing of his doorbell, causing him to smile as he turns around. Gazing towards the large bowl of candy that is still left before reopening the door, witnessing a few children dressed as burglars.
“Trick or Treat!!”
Goth smiles as he hands them some more candy before they run off again, he stands there for a few moments as he watches them run towards their parents who wave towards him in appreciation.
“Ahh, first timers. Isn’t that cute?? And that’s what is wrong with it all, because some mad individual invented a children’s feast from a pagan holiday… Can you call that art?? Perhaps in a weird kind of way… Only to lure the little children away from me just like they have done with Christmas, Easter and all other festivities that should have been respected and not dragged through the mud.”
“And I guess this is beyond everyone’s capacity to understand little Jax…. But I will try to explain to you as a true artist of the ring. That you are all excited, ready to put any kind of costume that will make you believe that you are a character. And everything to the point of getting your hands upon the grand price, drooling to feast upon that what you know is wrong for you…”
“And then what Jax???”
He smirks as he lowers his head and closes his eyes for a few moments.
“And after devouring all the sweets it will cause your sugar pressure rise to heights never seen before. And that’s your problem Jax….”
“Because that’s the only comparison you can ever get to securing a championship opportunity when it comes down to securing it over my dead body.”
He smirks once again.
“Oh and just before you start to wonder, I am still very alive. So very alive even that I can take on the entire world and overcome everyone that comes in front of me… So what does that make you think about your chances Jax??? Does that make you feel like you got moves like Jagger??”
“Don’t kid yourself little one, I am not giving you a damn compliment by referring to the Devil of the music entertainment himself. Because that man is an artist, something that you only dare to live to. Entering a world of pro wreslting, merely because men like me have paved the way??”
Goth reaches into the bowl of candy and holds it in front of the camera as his face has turned one with intensity.
“Here’s my gratitude!! Hell, I am going to shove everything down your throat until you throw up and beg for me to stop!! Because that’s what it will take to beat me Jax… Hell, you saw me fight Joe Montuori?? I went to war!! And I lost, losing to a man that I hate… a man that I cannot stand… And you have to understand that I will do anything to get back at him one final time… And that is what I equal to secure another championship opportunity and this time take it.”
“I will grab every opportunity with both of my hands, just like I will wrap them around your throat and start to slowly choke you out. Ever experienced these sensations Jax?? The sensations of desperation?? The sensations of fighting against a force that cannot be competed against?? That’s what you are looking at right now!!!”
He grabs hold of the camera as the insanity of a mad man as saliva is pouring from his mouth before wiping it off with he back of his mouth.
“You wanted the forbidden candy that is equal to the forbidden apple that was forbidden for the humans to eat…. You know what happened to Adam and Eve don’t you?? They became ashamed for their nudity, ashamed to be in the grace of HE who created them!! And I am going to make you feel ashamed to even daring to step in the ring with me…. So hear my words Jax…. Time is coming for you to walk away forever. But promise me that you will never turn around and beg for forgiveness. Because I will stomp your face into the dirt and walk you dry…. Because you are nothing but an eye candy. Candy that I will chew up and spit out… just like your championship opportunity…”
With that Goth face palms the camera as the shot fades